I'm sorry but the joke is funny.

Priorities!

Anti-government people sing a different tune when they need government services.

OK - that is funny.

Took me some seconds, but that was savage!

*WHEEZE*

Gonna get some water for that BURN

Good one.

*Thoughts & Prayers*

well watch my dad drive his truck isn't lifted and he drives like there is nothing

Oooh! SNAP

What does that evn mea...? Oh, yeah, tiny d***s... It's funny cuz it's mean.

Canadians would hide the laughter to be polite.

Sounds like standard Republican bs to me. They'll start blaming antifa and windmills in 3...2...1...

So cold, even the internet is frozen!

That caption is spot on. We don't like socialism when it helps others, but when WE benefit from it--

Be these statements true, shame on you Texas.

Just buy a shovel and keep it around for next time. They also work well as giant dustpans.

I’m a Canadian in “exile” in the Caribbean right now. Am I still allowed to laugh at this?

I genuinely think all the idiot trumpers, and the likes of MTG, Cruz, Boebert and their ilk SHOULD all move to Texas and sucede. See how far ‘Texas First’ got them on the world stage.

Yup, Texas bureaucrats have the ability to show us bootstrapping in action (I.e. asking the federal government to declare their bootstraps broken so they can get help).

BP title: Ignorant idiot is trying to be witty, gets brutally shut down.

Or just Ted Cruz in general

In missori that would be a freshly plowed road..we got feel like neg 20 w 4 inches of pure powder snow

Wamp wamp waaaaaaaaaa

If you never get snow, then you don't have snow plows, snow shovels, salt trucks, snow tires, etc. How are they supposed to "Just move the snow out of the way"? (Edit: I get that these are jokes. I'm just saying, as someone who has lived in the South my whole life, I can not tell you how many times I have had people who moved here from colder climates say things like this in total seriousness. Like full on angry rants about how stupid and incompetent we are because we don't have snow plows at the ready for the snow that hardly ever happens.)

Blue bell...😍🤤

Let's watch the Texas episode of Spongebob!

Republicans are nothing but a joke now.

Mismatched pajamas and a hoodie... official outfit of Walmart’s everywhere.

WHAAA?!

Do people from Maine feel the same when they are stranded in a cursed forest or an old mansion in which an entire family unexplicably disappeared a few centuries ago?

Those people don’t understand the concept of being used to something. Countries like Canada, Russia etc. are used to a lot of snow so they’re prepared and know how to handle it. That doesn’t apply to Texas, so of course Texas struggles right now.

The Snowflake State has a ring to it.

one way to stop the uptick in Covid

This. Omg. This.

Oh yeah. That. Sorry. I mean you could get a generator.

Whatthawhat NONNNOOOOO

1 ice boye

So, what is your emotional support rifle doing for you now?

Hahahah

grab a shovel rest of you texans

But you can use TNT to make an avalanche.

AGAHaHAHaHHAHAHAH SPONG BOB 𝕀𝕤 ROUND

Guy in left picture offering two pies to the Sun god.

every other state laugh to Texans now

Atlanta when we get even just a light dusting of snow. Everybody stampedes to the grocery store for milk.

You can’t build these with machine guns.

HA

When the first comment has 8 downvotes...even thought it isn't offensive...

plz do you live in texas we literally tried to break each other if we were stressed we would huddles with our guns

The jokes are funny, but this is a real picture of what ms happening. Yellow m & m is gonna pull his fellow m&m up by those bootstraps

The mask is unrealistic.

the hattt lmooooo

Hahahaha

thats obviously is right wing propaganda. dunking on wind turbines instead of their f****d up privatized power grid and on masks.