As a kid at a sleepover, one of the girls started sleepwalking. We asked her what she was doing. "I have to give the hot cross buns to Jesus." We tried waking her up but it just made her more hysterical and she fought us off, because she REALLY needed to get those hot cross buns to Jesus.

I once woke myself up because I made it out of my room, down the stairs, and ran into the glass sliding door into the backyard. I was six at the time. I sleepwalked a lot, I also often found myself in the kitchen, and once, in a package of Oreos.

My ex husband used to talk in his sleep. The best one was him giggling like a loon and saying "girls, girls! There's enough of me for EVERYONE!"

Last night, I went to the kitchen for a midnight snack. I saw my roommate Finn sleepwalking (well, more like sleeprunning since he was running around in circles) and yelling "MY NIPPLE IS BROKEN!" I think college ruined him for good.

My friend's brother once came out of his room while we were in her kitchen. He was going, "vrrr, mRRRRR, vrrrrr" and had his hands out in front of him like he was holding something. We realized he was "driving" in his sleep! I guess he heard us laughing because he came and stood in front of the counter. He braked first, "neeee putt-putt-putt screeech" then went, "Hello? Is this Taco Bell?" She told him it was, but we were closed. So he put himself back in gear and "drove away". Then there was the time I (still sleeping) sat up around 2am, glared at my still awake friend and said, "Give me Mountain Dew!" When she said no, I punched her right in the nose and continued sleeping.

once when i was little, my mom said she heard me say "but i don't want half, and you don't get half either... no... i want all of it..." no idea what "it" is

Once at my grandparents' house, my sister woke up to find me sitting up in bed all hunched up rocking back and forth muttering nonsense. At some point l shrieked, "Lock the doors, they're here!" and when she asked who, I giggled and said, "The muffins silly!" then proceeded to snore. I'm pretty sure I'm possessed at this point.

Not a sleepwalking experience but the other night I had a really weird dream. In it I went to someone’s house and they had four cats named Tyler, Josh, Bandito, and.... Judgo. They were all tøp references, judgo apparently being a play on the song “the judge.” In the dream, I thought the name Judgo was brilliant. This dream then abruptly ended and was followed by a graphic depiction of a girl’s eyes being pulled out and her dead face bleeding into a fountain

One time my brother once said "I DONT WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE" really loudly.

One time when I was sleeping in a tent with my best friend, I warned her that I sometimes sleep talk when I sleep somewhere other than my own bed. She said ok, and that she would wake me up if I did. Some time around 1 am, she shakes me half awake and tells me I was saying something about otters bathing in pesto. I reply with “fourth moons and fire balls!” And roll over and go back to sleep. She told me about this in the morning and we were both in hysterics. Another time, on my first guides sleepover, I was half awake and muttering something about strawberry jam. The person next to me tells me to shut up and go to sleep. I say “ok” and do just that. A few hours later, I wake up yelling “TELEVISION OWLS!!!”. My younger brother also talks in his sleep, and last month mum told me that he said “a duck. Just a duck. One or two ducks. Maybe ones a ham, maybe ones a bacon. I don’t know,” so now whenever we see more than one duck, he names them ham and bacon, and watches them for like an hour

My ex once said in her sleep "well what do you expect if you keep a giraffe in the house" and it took my entire power of being to not wake her up with my giggling fit

My youngest use to have night terrors. Most of them were a little scary, but I was able to calm him down well. One night however, he let out the loudest "I'm terrified" scream, and when I went into his room I couldn't find him. Went through the house screaming for him and looking for him, get on the phone to the police, and I notice a piece of his blanket coming from his toy box. Opened it up and he was staring straight up and started screaming again. Cops did do a well check, and it is now a funny story I use to make him laugh whenever he gets down.

Mine was, according to my husband, me saying, "Perfect but with cheese on top" which he laughs hysterically at each time. Oddly enough, this is coming from a man who yells at the top of his lungs almost every night when he sleeps.

My partner plays out his dreams. One night he dreamt he was trying to pick up potatoes, and woke up on the floor trying to pick up the carpet.

I's a sleepwalker and a sleep talker. I woke my husband one night super excited because I "finally" solved the Zodiac murders. Unfortunately I flipped over and went back to sleep before I could tell him who it was and now I can't remember...