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40 People Share The Funniest Things They Heard Someone Say In Their Sleep
If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.
However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.
With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!
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Edgar Rops 3 years ago
According to my wife, I once sat upright in bed, raised the index finger and declared "I shall petition the E!" I am a lawyer, so yes, occupational dreams can be quite vivid
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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago
One time I woke up convinced I’d lost my arm because it was completely numb from me sleeping on it.
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AlmightyOne 3 years ago
I remember having a dream in which there was a dog who attacked my mother. I did not see the dog, as in the dream I was not there for the event, but in my dream Mom, although unhurt, told me that a dog had attacked her. Right before I drifted out of that dream, I saw a large pitbull/boxer mixed breed a murmured "dog? What dog?" As the dog just calmly walked up a hiking trail towards us (we were in the mountains in the dream). When I woke up to no dog I was understandably very confused, and Mom, who had overheard me muttering in my sleep since we were in the same room staying at my aunt's house, was equally so.
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Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago
Ironed potatoes and a tank called Tommie,where were you when you woke up?
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Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago
He broke my 100 year old stained glass church window during a nightmare. Hurt his leg too.
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Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago
That's cute. The most adventursome I was when I called from the store to ask why I was there in my PJ's. I had driven there! From then on if I went outside my husband checked to make sure I was awake.
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littlesaresare 3 years ago
As a kid at a sleepover, one of the girls started sleepwalking. We asked her what she was doing. "I have to give the hot cross buns to Jesus." We tried waking her up but it just made her more hysterical and she fought us off, because she REALLY needed to get those hot cross buns to Jesus.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
I have two of these. One time my sister screamed in my mom's face in the middle of the night. My mom woke up and panicked while my sister and dad remained asleep. It's probably one of the funniest things she's done. Another time I went to sleep and around midnight, I unplugged all my devices(phone, laptop, iPad) and even put on my glasses. I walked downstairs and freaked the heck out of my dad who was the only one down there. I have yet to live that down.
Yes, I’m a Bookworm 3 years ago
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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago
I once woke myself up because I made it out of my room, down the stairs, and ran into the glass sliding door into the backyard. I was six at the time. I sleepwalked a lot, I also often found myself in the kitchen, and once, in a package of Oreos.
I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 4 months ago
*in* a package of oreos??? Exactly how small were you? And my sister used to sleepwalk in the pantry. Just walked around in circles.
Load More Replies... littlesaresare 3 years ago
As a kid at a sleepover, one of the girls started sleepwalking. We asked her what she was doing. "I have to give the hot cross buns to Jesus." We tried waking her up but it just made her more hysterical and she fought us off, because she REALLY needed to get those hot cross buns to Jesus.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
I have two of these. One time my sister screamed in my mom's face in the middle of the night. My mom woke up and panicked while my sister and dad remained asleep. It's probably one of the funniest things she's done. Another time I went to sleep and around midnight, I unplugged all my devices(phone, laptop, iPad) and even put on my glasses. I walked downstairs and freaked the heck out of my dad who was the only one down there. I have yet to live that down.
Yes, I’m a Bookworm 3 years ago
Me: immediately upvotes because I see a wings of fire username
Load More Replies... Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago
I once woke myself up because I made it out of my room, down the stairs, and ran into the glass sliding door into the backyard. I was six at the time. I sleepwalked a lot, I also often found myself in the kitchen, and once, in a package of Oreos.
I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 4 months ago
*in* a package of oreos??? Exactly how small were you? And my sister used to sleepwalk in the pantry. Just walked around in circles.
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