🤣 l read that and I totally could hear the accent

Kind of ironic because incels can golf uck themselves!

I don't have this. But that's because my cat helps. If I leave ny laundry lying around she will immediately cover it with cat hair. She has drilled me.

I see nothing wrong with this

Nah. Still have to work. And talk to my dad

Or maybe use smaller bags then?

2 dogs. 'Nuf said.

This bugger needs to go die in a hole!

I learned as a kid to keep my nails short and clean. My grandparents, parents, elementary school teachers, all made sure my nails were clean and short, clean, and filed. Made sure we wash our hands regularly before eating and before leaving a restroom. My son too. I don’t know which people this person has been seeing. Manners, etiquette, and hygiene go a long way. Doing little things that help other people feel more comfortable is important for getting along integrating together whether it be at work, family, or out in the general public.

"Really.... adequate. " Damning with faint praise and then some.

That's not a sign of being single. That's a sign of being pathetic.

Nah, I'm married and I do this all the time.

Treat yourself. Buy a second bed pillow

Folding lawn furniture in the living room.

You need to cook in batches and freeze. Almost everything can be frozen. Except cheese. But cheese is never gonna last so long anyway.

All. The. Time.

That's just bad planning. I was living away from home for about eight months, and, even though I was used to buying and cooking for three, when I was living alone, I almost never had food go bad.

Another point for all the judge mcjudgersons: it's the repetitiveness of eating the SAME food that also kind of kills it. Sometimes I just can't stomach to eat it AGAIN for the 4, 5, 6th time. And, unless you have a mega freezer to have enough meals to rotate, you WILL be re-eating that meal 4 times in the next few weeks. (And small batch cooking doesn't use up the ingredients you bought, wasting it anyway). Small problems, but real problems. Real small problems???

I would do a big supermarket shop at the weekend, then just eat out or get take out the rest of the week. Total waste.

Not the case for me, but I still throw away more than I like. Example: radishes with black spots hidden in the middle of the bag that have a styrofoam-like center.

Better company than humans.

See, I stopped feeling that way. I used to be shy and introverted. The. I realized I was hurting myself and enjoyment of life by feeling lonely for no logical reason. Being a floater, an outsider, isn’t perhaps as being the center of attention at your own birthday surrounded by friends cool, but with a bunch of new faces two things can happen. One, you make some new acquaintances which is the most likely, or less likely, you make attempts to get to know people where everything feels awkward and no one seems interested in talking but that’s ok, because you probably won't ever have to see any or most of them again. I stopped worrying and just go and talked to people. Most people don’t mind and if they do, it’s on them. Hopefully I make their day brighter because theirs a good chance they made mine.

This is just being wise with your spending. If I'm gonna pay a delivery fee, then I wanna make it worthwhile, so I'll typically order enough food to get at least 2 full days of meals out of it.

THIS. When the average rent is equal or higher than the average salary (looking at you, Spain), you realise single people or single parents aren't considered part of society. Honestly, f**k that.

Hang out with the dogs. Or just invite someone even if they are a platonic friend. I used to hang out with four friends who were two couples (sounds awkward) and often I invited a friends and one friend, well, she became a regular sixth friend in the group. We were always platonic and our group got along fine until we at various times started moving away

I'm so glad we don't have cashiers commenting on your groceries here.

Or buying butt loads of chocolate for 50% off the next day

Housing is expensive. You gotta do what you gotta do. Maybe add a sturdy cardboard box for someplace to set a coffee cup/wine glass

No, no, no, no, and did I mention no? I don’t do plans. Spontaneous or otherwise. Because people

Nah, my spouse and I do that all the time. We have absolutely no shame.

I'm 60+ now, it doesn't work!

😂 kinda true, every time l see one l know they're desperately single. BUT staying true to yourself seems good advice.

One old lady (vendor at the market) once chased me off when I tried to buy a quantity (can’t remember of what it was) so small that she couldn’t even weigh it on the scale. That was embarrassing… And the constant need to split the veggies in half or, when they refuse to, end up having to eat just that veggie everyday for a week or more.

I would love this! I’m now down to one child at home who is working all the time and I have no clue how to cook for just me