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February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.
It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.
Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.
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#1
A Practical Joke
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The Single Life
#3
Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
The amazing thing is my birthday is on the 16th of February so I can just buy myself a bunch of cheap leftover candy from Valentine's Day and no one can judge me.
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Hans 8 years ago
Wow...I understand over the pond the 14th of February is somewhat more emphasized...
Superluminal1 8 years ago
To get a reservation at a good restaurant you have to start looking soon after New Year's Day. Then be prepared to pay jacked up prices.
Load More Replies... Anna Brandigi 8 years ago
You might want to wait until two days after in case the sellers catch on
Ian Highley 8 years ago
My birthday is in October,...SO; I'm ging for a tn of chocalates. Oh damn, I forgot the Diabetes.
#4
Someone To Hate It All With
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Just look around, we are with you. But, not in a creepy, stalkerly way. Honest.
Master Markus 8 years ago
That's what I really want. Someone who hates the same things that I do.
#5
Relationship Status
Flora Polvado 8 years ago
Cats may be sneaky, but dogs are manipulative sons of bitches. Literally
#6
imagiNATION
#7
Accepting The Fate
Kathy Sou 8 years ago
I just broke up with my boyfriend after 7 years relationship because he wants children and marriage and I don't!I am 43 and he is 28!My cats will be my children always!
Deidre Leggett 8 years ago
I'm with you on the "no kids" deal. People act like you've grown a second head when you say that.
Sofia Bellavista 8 years ago
And when you finally have kids, hormones screw up your brain so badly that your thoughts stop being rational ;-)
#8
My Two Night Stands
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!
adoracat 8 years ago
I have to share the bed. The wee dog gets upset if I don't...
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#9
Kiss Cam
Joe Sauer 8 years ago
I love that she is smashing on two pieces at the same time. I think I'm in love!
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Karol Chydziński 8 years ago
at least she has a pizza, the other one has nothing and begging :D
#10
Meeting New People
Markus McCloud 8 years ago
Oh, c**p, the Illuminati has found a way through my tin foil hat! :O
Daria B 8 years ago
Sounds more like anxiety, but we're all different, so I won't say your statement is wrong, because technically you're right too.
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Best Companion
Fillippa Nöel 8 years ago
Kind of unrelated but why is everyone suddenly writing bahahahaha?
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The Lonely Dog
David Vavilovas 8 years ago
I don't really know how to react to this. I'm both sad cos relatable But happy because that image is quite amusing
Carly Noelle 8 years ago
This is relatable to you? I'm a bit concerned . . .
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Cristi 8 years ago
And I always thought llamas were so serious! Once I had one spit on me only because I told him Aawww you´re so cute...!
moonsong23 8 years ago
Oh, he must have been dating. Didn't want his GF to hear.
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Patiently Waiting
IdilS 8 years ago
No man, don't. Everyone, I mean EVERYONE has someone who loves them in this world, maybe you don't know it yet or you don't like them back?
Daria B 8 years ago
What's the point if one doesn't know or doesn't like them back?
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Two Kinds Of Dates
Heather Keedy Bateman 8 years ago
The first is for the wife...the second is for the girlfriend. ;b
Jessica MüRi 8 years ago
My hubby once gave me a one and a half liters bottle Captain Morgan. Better than any flowers ❤️
#15
The Only Single Person
#16
Single vs. In A Relationship
#17
A Cycle Of Sadness
Karol Chydziński 8 years ago
but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single
Hans 8 years ago
You might ablso be sad because your keyboard seems to lack the keys necessary for punctuation. (Sorry, could not resists...the post takes much longer to read than it would do with just a few dots or commas.)
Joe Sauer 8 years ago
Seeing that you can only use 180 characters on twitter (that's including spaces) that's they probably let out commas and such. But hey Hans, be a pretentious a*s...
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The Infamous Selfie
Robyn Scott 8 years ago
When you've had to listen to them bitchin' about their partners all night........
#19
Hide The Desperation
#20
Table For One
Thumbe Llina 8 years ago
doesn't look that bad to me :D at least the chair has a heart hahahhaa
#21
He Can Hear You!
#22
A Valentine's Date
#23
Single For A Loooong Time
Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
lmao, I wonder when a dildo with solar energy will come to ladies.
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
A dildo doesn't run on anything... a vibrator does. And most chicks use one at night, so ... probably superfluous to have a solar powered one.
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Master Markus 8 years ago
I don't get it. Usually when I'm single is when I run OUT of batteries.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Nevermind, I interpreted it wrong because I'm organized when it comes to batteries.
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#24
Single People Jokes
Shawn Flowers 8 years ago
There are cobwebs on the door handle due to lack of use.
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Judy Semmens 8 years ago
That wouldn't help much around here, the spiders are quick off the mark and there are a lot of them. I've had a spider start spinning a web on something about 2-3 seconds after I *started* to hang it on the washing line.
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Well, I enter my mom's car through the passenger door since I ride in the front. Alas, she is single.
#25
Me vs. A Calendar
Hans 8 years ago
Why so pessimistic? Let's try again: What's the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates, but will never fall in love. You may have no dates, but still chances to fall in love.
Stille20 8 years ago
Hans refuses to let you feel sorry for yourself. Buck up ... any maybe order yourself a pizza with the stuff you like.
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#26
Joke Is On You
Final score:
115points
#27
The Future Is Clear
#28
Dating Tips
adoracat 8 years ago
It depends. Mine make nearly NO noise until my husband picks them up, then they shriek like he's killing them!
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Single People Jokes
E Menendez 8 years ago
I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.
Riikka Heikkilä 8 years ago
It doesnt make anyone bad person/partner if one's without a job...
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Megan Young 8 years ago
I guess I'm not understanding why we are equating having a significant other to finding a job. A job or any income is a necessity that sustains us. Rent, food, water A relationship? IT is something that we want not need
#30
Valentine's Plans
#31
Dancing With Myself
AcousticGString 8 years ago
Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"
Akbar Ali Khan 8 years ago
Almost all the gals in the photograph are looking away so being single is not that bad!! :D
Magpie 8 years ago
Why does no one ever talk about bad breath on the 14th of Feb?
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#32
Lower Your Standards
#33
Merry Christmas!
#34
Telling The World
Trieva McBeth 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure it was my grandma who had these exact sheets when I was little.
Socially Awkward 8 years ago
I actually like those... Though it may have something to do with the fact that i will inevitably become a crazy cat lady...
#35
A New Single
#36
Holding Hands
Nikolina Kalajdžić 8 years ago
Single because would rather hold hands with a frog than kiss it to have a prince
Grace Bohmer 8 years ago
animal lovers on valentine's day my valentine was my pig! forever alone
#37
Perfect Date
Nikolina Kalajdžić 8 years ago
He doesn't look single, he looks like he's looking at his partner who hasn't taken a seat yet
#38
Ideal For Valentine's
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!
Amanda Shields 8 years ago
Sh** you not went to the grocery store tonight and there was a single one of those in the cart I grabbed.
💖 Stacy Rae 💖 8 years ago
Also couples, boys and girls, girls and girls, boys and boys... Whatever... Cucumbers are useful and tasty! 😅
#39
Because Grammar
Aqeelah Kazi 8 years ago
My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."
Yuuri “Ama-nee” Sarkisyan 8 years ago
You just roasted 85% of the website audience.
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#41
The Dating Pool
Jason Montoya 8 years ago
The only thing that would make this more accurate is if there were an 80 gallon drum in the background with a homeless crack head next to it
#42
If You Need Someone To Talk To
Cindy Kruth 8 years ago
What???? I thought pizza was my bae!!! That cheating son of a sandwich!!!!
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Why Do You Ask?
#44
Social Labels
#45
You Know, This And That
#46
Friend Zone
Cindy Kruth 8 years ago
Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...
#47
Queue Up
#48
Pizza My Heart
Master Markus 8 years ago
Oh man, if you're going to LOVE pizza, you have to devote yourself to some nice thin crust brick-oven stuff.
#49
First Date Emergency
Josh Dickerson 5 years ago
The guy probably left her, but at least she has her balloon animal!
#50
Single, Male, And English
Maria Tom (emcete) 8 years ago
It's also how BBQs are like when you're over 30, not single, female and ive in Ireland ^^
#51
Third Wheel
Alanna Wakefield 8 years ago
Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while
David Vavilovas 8 years ago
I had to experience this in the last week of 2015... It was horrible...
#52
Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer
#53
Valentine's Plans
#54
It's A Date!
#55
Making The Best
#56
Dinner For Two
#57
Single People Joke
Michel M. Prins 8 years ago
Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way
Hans 8 years ago
I am seeing this "bae" here several times...I actually had to look it up in urban dictionary. It has a negative or at least unwanted connotation in almost any langue, such as s**t in danish (bæ actually) or male pork in German. Why would anyone use it to express affection?
#58
Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Oh dang that mom really wants that son/daughter to answer. Whoever this person is, I pray for their safety. When you don't answer your mom immediately, you know you're in trouble.
Daniel Fleming 8 years ago
if your mom has sent you that many texts, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD REPLY INSTEAD OF GETTING ON TWITTER
#61
Single People Joke
Fsd Sghh 8 years ago
He had a hole in his pocket since he is single and cant sew he used staples to fix it. I thought it was kind of obvious. Lol
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Single People Joke
Marcos Zamarripa 8 years ago
You're so lucky having friends like them that keep you single, learn of them.
Katie Jamberri Nails 8 years ago
He's pretty, but the faces he makes in these photos are just creepy.
#63
Single People Joke
#64
Single People Joke
adoracat 8 years ago
That's all I used to wait for!!! Today I woke up to snuggles and kisses...major thunderstorm and the dog is terrified, lol!
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Stille20 8 years ago
LOL, I refuse to take part. It's all fun and games until you are 30+ and single.
giovanna 8 years ago
Totally agree! After that age is Bridget Jonesish humiliating.
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#67
Single People Joke
Susan Forbes 8 years ago
Plot twist: the guy lying on her legs is actually HER BF and some random wench is kissing him while gripping his crotch for balance.
Kaiden Coughlin 8 years ago
in the show, the guy laying on her is actually her boyfriend.... and that's her friend kissing him
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#68
Single People Joke
Kaiden Coughlin 8 years ago
my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..
Sitano Moto 8 years ago
Your friend has a better reputation than I do. I can't even get a guy to LOOK at me, let alone crush on me.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Tracy Allen 8 years ago
And there was no party ... she just ordered that much food to herself.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
It would work on me too. That's clever enough to get my attention :p
Carly Noelle 8 years ago
I've been not-single exactly one time in my life, and I swear that 30% of the conversations in that relationship revolved around potatoes.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
Hey, she uses my favorite bodywash too :D Eucalyptus Spearmint for the win!
#78
Single People Joke
Diana CrunChewy Watson 8 years ago
This type of picture happens so often that I'm fairly certain it's on purpose. i could Google it, but then my ad stream would be all desperate and lonely.
SylvaCrow 8 years ago
I think it's a variation of this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/caught-me-sleeping-bae-caught-me-slippin
Load More Replies... Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
Did he realize he made his pretend girlfriend like 6 inches taller than himself?
Daniel Fleming 8 years ago
Another point, why would u post the picture that she took, on your phone, that you didn't want posting in the first place?
#79
Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Holly Rice 8 years ago
You're never alone when you have a cat. A cat loves you unconditionally like Hobbes there. 😻
Holly Rice 8 years ago
You're never alone when you have a cat. A cat loves you unconditionally, like your Hobbes there.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
The Alchemist 8 years ago
Well think about it. With how many people are in our lives were always looking at someone hoping they'll notice you. But they're looking at someone else doing the same. And while you do that there is someone looking at you hoping you notice them. And with how many people we know and how many people the other person knows, what are the odds that you'll like each other?
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Single People Joke
LizzyM 8 years ago
...says someone whose nickname is "socially awkward" 😉😂
Load More Replies... Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
You're right, Fernando, it is funny! Last time my sister came out to visit me she made me move my lamp because she didn't like the glow-in-the-dark Skull with googly eyes staring at her... Spoil sport :p
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Being single is better than being in a crappy, abusive relationship with an unfaithful partner.
Vera Deme 8 years ago
This is called being single by choice. And I prefer it this way too!
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Rainbowcat 20023 8 years ago
My friends birthday was today and we were not allowed to mention valentines day
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Jace 8 years ago
Yeah, I have a part-time open relationship and I still wake up alone 90% of the time.
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Single People Joke
Juana 8 years ago
I'm sure it was intentional. The potato chips are too staged. Funny all the same.
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Deana 8 years ago
See where it is from? Of course it tastes and looks like s**t.
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#122
Single People Joke
Viktorija Ļūļāka 8 years ago
Only, lake is frozen, and all birds already float on other contries :(
Dhanya Munro 8 years ago
Ah Viktorija I get how you feel..but you can still eat freshly baked bread..😀
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#124
Single People Joke
#126
Single People Joke
Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
Not if you occasionally look around, then at your watch, and sigh ;)
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Single People Joke
John L Kelly 8 years ago
Your sterling appearance, including the white head pimple, told the story, even without the second picture. ;)
Jace 8 years ago
Nah, I've seen plenty of guys that look all gross still having girlfriends.
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#132
Single People Joke
#133
Single People Joke
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
Or: I have a cold. Or: I am depressed but not because I'm single.
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Single People Joke
#135
Single People Joke
Jace 8 years ago
Apparently it was eaten. I thought it was the male who's head gets eaten. Oh, wait, that's a preying mantis.
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Single People Joke
Mark Kelly 8 years ago
On Jimmy Fallon a guy was on a date and she said he was cold and he said "you should have brought a warmer jacket". ha
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
The Xenomorph 6 years ago
And I'm part of the small percent that are too ugly and too short to get a girlfriend.
Reyna Blake 1 year ago
I get that I'm too fat, old and ugly to get a boyfriend
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Fandoms Rise 8 years ago
Dip chicken fingers in chocolate pudding, chocolate chip cookies in tartar sauce... don't judge before trying.
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
Take a tortilla, spread Nutella/chocolate spread on it, sprinkle real bacon on top, fold in half, grill. Mmmm!
#166
Single People Joke
Final score:
7points
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
Final score:
5points
The Xenomorph 6 years ago
You play Alien: Isolation? Respect, that game is so stressful. Once you've become a god at it it's not so stressful but when you try playing it on Nightmare, you have to frequently pause the game just to let your heart rate come dien.
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Single People Joke
criminalgirl 8 years ago
There is something seriously wrong with this guy...he needs help or friends or something...
Sabrina Hicks 6 years ago
apparently he does because someone is taking a picture of him doing that
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Single People Joke
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Single People Joke
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What do you think ?
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Daria B 8 years ago
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
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Chris Macdonald 8 years ago
Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
Christine Bertolino 8 years ago
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
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Ana Santiago 8 years ago
Why are there so many frigging pages to these things?! Just put all the funnies on one page, ffs...
Cheesybeansy 8 years ago
this reminds me of Watching Louis CK "there's someone for everyone" on Youtube. funny, truthful and tragic all at the same time.
Larry Bud Melman 8 years ago
#whyimsingle Cuz I was a horrible person in my youth and don't deserve anyone. I'm so far from love I don't know what it feels like anymore.
Neha Suman 8 years ago
Ha ha... Not only Valentine's day...it's everyday story of single people..😂😂😂😂.... To remind us that you are still single af... Ha ha
Daniel Fleming 8 years ago
why is it that only single people think its bad to be caught sleeping?
Too Lazy To Care 🐼 8 years ago
I never understood why we needed a holiday for appreciating our partner and proving that we love them, shouldn't we be doing that all year round?
Daria B 8 years ago
Actually the story goes that St. Valentine was a priest who granted marriage to couples who love each other, but theor relationships were somehow forbidden, or something like that. And then there's another story that the "holiday" was invented by merchants because February has no holidays, so they'd be out of business. Both stories make sense to me.
Load More Replies... Chris Macdonald 8 years ago
Just a couple of weeks ago I was joking that sometimes I put the passenger side sun visor down so it looks like I have a girlfriend. Or friends
Christine Bertolino 8 years ago
But one of the great things about being single is that I can use the passenger side sun visor to shade my eyes without worrying about stealing it.
Load More Replies... Ana Santiago 8 years ago
Why are there so many frigging pages to these things?! Just put all the funnies on one page, ffs...
Cheesybeansy 8 years ago
this reminds me of Watching Louis CK "there's someone for everyone" on Youtube. funny, truthful and tragic all at the same time.
Larry Bud Melman 8 years ago
#whyimsingle Cuz I was a horrible person in my youth and don't deserve anyone. I'm so far from love I don't know what it feels like anymore.
Neha Suman 8 years ago
Ha ha... Not only Valentine's day...it's everyday story of single people..😂😂😂😂.... To remind us that you are still single af... Ha ha
Daniel Fleming 8 years ago
why is it that only single people think its bad to be caught sleeping?
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