Can confirm

Maybe they'd enjoy Deer Fledermaus.

I hate to tell you this but he is waiting in the sky. (Rest in peace David Bowie)

I don't care as long as you are fed buddy...🥹

The artwork on these gives a sort of 'Charles Addams' vibe, and this one surely is channeling the man himself!

“Always look on the bright side of life “ Monty Python

I'll just take a soda thank you very much

Assuming he has friends.

"Hey, she's French." - P. Venkman

With hard-to-open security strips

... and, Yes, that hat says exactly what you think it says.

"I don't know, you're looking kind of edible right now." "Uh, you know what? I think I'll just have.." *grabs something without looking* "..guacamole? Yum.."

I foresee some canoodling.

And some of it is true.

::walks into McDonald's, orders 8 quarter pounders, 8 fries and 8 soft drinks:: "For here or to go? Me: "Naw, I'll just camp out here for a day or two and chow out!"

First time I realized how using a banana for scale could go oopsies.

We have earthquake so houses submerged would be a no no.

You can tell where she's looking....

The spelling on the window gives a strong sense of what to expect for this freebie

"more fun that way"

If this would have been Kate McCallister, then there would have been no movie.. 😅

i would knock them out with the coconuts take the boat and leave them to think about the kingdom of heaven

The allure of natural beauty.

Need to gag them too so they can't scream over the song! After all, that would ruin the beautiful melody…

Phooey! Those are all too *thin* to be OLD phones. Old phones would make more like Chicago Deep Dish Pizza!

Fleshuccine

The first version of Superman's origin story.

What does the first one track then? Steps?

He looks quite happy to be in this stall instead of the next one…! ;)

freaky friday

Just bring sandwiches from home…resist the temptation, airport food is not half as good as it smells like!

I'm pretty sure I saw this one on Family Circus.

Those things must have been pretty tasty for our ancestors to have gone to all that trouble to bag them.

This is about right. People put a lot of money into expensive houses, but they have become essentially a place where you look at your phone. You'd be as well off in a cave most days.

You’d lose your head if…

This kind of reminds me of Wall E.

Bob Mortimer?