OK, but when, Mr. Genius Meteorologist??

Valid

They guano have some fun!

me, every time i have to go out

*gassssp

About to be pigeon towed.

The artist has this backwards! Those are lap dogs.

They would if they could.

Snort-laugh!

More fun for them if the next one conks out immediately after the previous one is fixed. That's a psychological campaign, not just a one-time crunch.

*wakes up, fills it out and goes back to death*

Tradition over reality.

"Do they come in blue?"

Noooo!!!! Save the puppy you monsters!

If you consult her on sexual matters, she's extra spicy.

Revelations.

... Just look at those dimples!

Alina Habba: "I'd rather be pretty. I can fake being smart."

"THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING! I'M NOT CRAZY!"

EXTREME hokey pokey on ESPN 12.

Just for a minute I thought that was the queen with a corgi

If it was only that easy I would go look for my bicycle pump

"We're here to - *Pump* - you up!"

You gonna fit in that or something

I regret nothing

Exactly. Lead- we follow,

I'd go with a Mobius strip myself.

The censorship on this is really idiotic...

...Killer

"Well? Squeak up!"

Why I look forward to seeing the anesthesiologist before surgery

No. That's the portal back to the all you can eat donut shop

She fell out of love!

Look, I like "fill in your own narrative" as much as anyone,... but there really is a piece missing here!

1992 Volvo. They're boxy, but they're good.

Cassandra, the early years.

(Gretchen Weiners voice) so fetch.

Wasn’t there an inflatable emergency co-pilot to try first?

love it!!!!!!!

sit up then

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Maybe they are scared because they aren't wearing harnesses and their death is imminent?

Now why do we always think cave- persons had raggedy underwear and no combs?? Hm??

Weird little alien butts

*snort laugh*

Nah, I prefer the whirlwind adventure of maybe coming up with dinner.. will I have enough time for the meat to thaw? Will it be too hot to turn on the stove or oven? Will I even think about food today? Every day is a new answer!

LOL

And I rearranged Bill. You should see him.....

Another level of trickle down economics being a lie.

That could be useful in a crowded room. Just check for ceiling fans first.