So cute

Hahaha that's so sweet!sometimes i did that when they were cooking at the tv! I thought they will feel bad looking at me and give a piece! Never worked😭😭

This is the best thing since sliced bread 😂🤣

This wouldn't be the scariest thing of the movie! Imagine if they really had to send him in the jungle until someone gets on dice 5 or 8?

pff, dora was frustrating

Congratulations! You are a mother

What should my cousin say then? His mother ate the whole buffet at the wedding including him! She was pregnant at the wedding😅😅

Ah, but you see cows do make cheese... when they haven't been milked for a few days ;-)

oof, i hated shots when i was younger lol

"We just can't afford to feed Katie anymore, so we're taking her to the doctor to have her put to sleep."

It is more likely that it happens at schools than at the doctor...

You're not far off.

this wont hurt katie *loads gun*

That must have been so terrifying… think about it

A week ago I explained to my almost 6 yo what vaccination means, what diseases she will be protected against and how difficult it was for children before these vaccines existed. At the end she said: ok, I will get my vaccine (it wasn't her choice still good that she did it willingly). I feel like just telling a child they will get a shot without explanation is a bit of a miscommunication from parents side anyway.

The first time I read the word vacation I thought it was vaccination, and wondered why people had to go to a cabin in the woods for that

Yikes. Grown-ups off and take it for granted that little kids know exactly what they’re talking about

Sometimes at school i wished i was shot instead of having to listen to the boring teacher(edit: apologies if my comment sounded insensitive to the Americans i didn't even think of that cause in my country shootings in schools never happen)

Some people shouldn't be allowed to sing though(myself included)

It's not advised to do that! It's better to explain and reassure the child that you are coming back to get it!

Leave my dad alone you bastards!!

The years that followed i was trying to ship my sibling somewhere else all the time

I didn't know Schrodinger had a kid's show.

My middle sister didn't want my mom's next baby to be a boy because she didn't want to BE a brother.

I think that's a common child's thinking

The Catholic Church of Satan

I was suspicious for a month - 😂😂

Only if she was a witch.

He acts like that all the time ;-)

😐😑🤣

In North Europe all tv shows and movies are dubbed! I found it so strange that i was wondering if people there know the real voices of the actors (edit: i rephrase that in some countries of North and central Europe I've seen this phenomenon.. haven't been to every country in Europe ok)

Everything is super gigantic when you are little .

I thought it was Traitor Joe's since we didn't have one near us

He got laid off! More time at home! I hope he found a job soon after though.

If you do not make a sacrifice to the fountain of dreams, YOU STARVE

There were parents actually saying that to their kids to make them not to swallow the seeds

Mama was doing a tantrum because of dinner.

Sometimes i also think I'm a cat! Don't want people to touch me, i like sleep and I'm picky with my food

Poor employees in day cares! Every day a crisis out of the blue

Banks can actually do that

until around last year, my kids thought they controlled the back wiper on our car with their voices. if it started raining while we were driving somewhere they'd say "back wiper, wipe one time" and it would! "back wiper, wipe 2 times", and it would! it wasn't until pretty recently that they figured out the wiping mechanism is right at my fingertips, LOL. the way they figured it out was one would say it and turn their heads to make sure it happened, while the other would stare at my hands to see if i did something to trigger the wiper. :-D

Well, you are not wrong

The same lie when you meet someone at the street and say hey we should go for a coffee! Never happened ever

btw, melongene=aubergine=eggplant