As long as I have a blanket and book, and a cat, it’ll be a perfect day

Music keeps away the spookies <3

leather. useless in the cold and the heat

but its our job to make you buy us more useless junk

true

Im here for the Puppy dump! Wait.... 🐶 💩

I do this SO OFTEN

Not a good house. Rain would ruin my books!

i sort them by how much i like the book

Yeah this is what I wish I could do all the time. Minus the being sick part

wonderful fire

BS?

I heard worms are cheaper

I mean...it doesn't sound too bad

That is not an error.

At least they read it, right? Also, this art style is SO cute😍

All my fish came from the "feeder fish" tank. They were my rescue fish, saved from being eaten by their bigger counterparts.

Quick tip: Dryer lint is INCREDIBLY flammable! Be cautious around certain temps whilst gathering dryer lint.

literally me

Why did you draw me, I thought these were about you

the next panel: she IS a rainbow

Gender-Einstein Condensate

So cute!

The last hotel I stay at had omelettes and cinnamon rolls. So good 😊

I'm sorry, I walk like a man? Did I ask for your non-relevent comments on my every day functions? Nope! Yet here we are.

cat!

Shucks. I think I need a chaotically autonomous creature in my life right now. All I have is a myopic void-gazing beagle blep whose first obsession is food, next is thorough massage, then the evacuation of bowels and bladder, then sometimes he'll be all like... 'You seem down. You okaysies?' and snuggle. I need a li'l panther who doesn't give a dang and has sparks of intelligence in his eyes...and will find his own stuff to do.

cat

Anyone else getting Santa Clarita Diet vibes

*cries in misunderstood pansexual*

The third panel hits harddd

The signs were all there... how come I only figured out my queerness recently?

Packed full of love for the kitty 😺 💕

Candle clock doubles as a fire hazard! Yay

What if you photoshop male nips on female nips? Problem solved /s

I now aspire to be a books spider. Or a tea spider. You know what? I will be a cozy window nook spider with tea and a book! 🕷🍵 📙

Netflix:We need a strong female lead. Barber:Say no more

I just got past this stage of sickness, now I'm at "watching simplistic kids shows with a pile of stuffed animals and living off of cough drops and chamomile tea"

Same

The tooth fairy XD

I feel extremely called out

I iz puddle hedgie lap cactus dramatic fluffy toothpick holder

My anxiety just makes me do everything at 5x speed if I'm not actively doing something it gets worse

Pay 2x the price and get 1 free!

I read that as, "The weirdest farts we've found"

I love spooky, but it doesn't beat *haunted mansion core*

Haunted mansion core! Finally a style that fits my personality!

Reminds me of when 22 from soul said meh to all the suggestions for life

That hit a little too close to home

So many spidery things to do! I must do them all!

I aspire to be as cool as Gregory