I would think that these aren't modern cartoons because those chairs are huge and have tons of leg room.

Clarence Thomas is reading this somewhere with a can of Coke in his hand.

"Saving some good for later! Patience my fellow cat!"

Waiting till they go to bed, leaving more time for the mess to soak into the carpet

Lucky bastard. Usually it's an oncoming train.

You think you are better than me, Seinfeld?

But who found the giraffe? The elephant or management?

"And she brought a spade with her, for some reason ..."

The next guy brings Alt Facts. The 4th will offer conspiracy theories about the other three.

Or maybe she still has some on something called Bourbon.

I think the boy is about to find out ...

Reply: "The better question is what are they doing to our other water bowl?"

Bacon !

Ba-dum! Ta!

Not the brightest lamp in the box

"They did say Sine Waves! You don't have to be so Mean.."

But why are you wearing clothes from different fabric, and why are your parents growing two crops on the same field?

Should be on a cliff or skyscraper

Wouldn't take much...

Hey, they're natural !

Not "stand-up" comedians, apparently

SS "Not so good", maybe ?

Afternoon?

Looks like it's also gone bottomless.

Purest Fantasy! I mean, they actually have room in front of their knees!

Maybe you should mime your own business.

Had that happen in the emergency room where I volunteered. Some dude came to deal with payments, and walked into the ER instead. He was in the hospital gown and with a doctor before he finally said something.

If only it were that easy to differentiate ...

Hah! We had to do a fetal pig dissection. The professor threatened to make me work solo if I didn't stop making the pig oink at my fellow students.