NOO THE TRUTHH I-I-IT HURRRRTTTTS

Yay!

awww :D

STARDEW VALLEY!!!

0-0

Me after I finish literally any book or tv series....

The male equivalent of "feel my legs, I just shaved" ✨

My mom is like this🤣

Anxiety got me like

Aww! So sweet!

The worst is when this happens and you run out of weather appropriate clothes...short sleeves in the winter, anyone? 😅

Awwe

Me:

I find that personally offensive... :D

Vety

i've done that and i've tuaght my friend how to moving into a house at the beginning of a game thats occupied making the original family move out with out having any money to support themselves while living with the pancakes MAHAHAHAHA

Reminds me of the meme "I'll will put my cat in the mic" lol

it makes me smile foolishly

Of course! You've gotta recover from the effort of planning

"this game is gonna give me a heart attack" lol

Damn it

Book dragon brain says the hoard must stay, sorry I don't make the rules-

Hence why we have blinds 😅

potatoe couch :D

for me, it's the best part of some games so i take my time :D

just transfer one of ur less favorite flavors to his pile, and then u can have that one!

do you have a camera in my room?

Plus the added benefit of extra warmth from the pot 😊

I'm just a permanently exhausted pigeon that always wants a nap

my name is Zekeconna (zeke-conna) but everyone calls me zeke to the point people think it's my real name

The first pic is cute :D

Ah, the exhaustion slide. Fun times

Hug and Roll maneuver by Dr. Ross Geller

You have incurred the wrath!!!! Beware!!!

BURN BABE BURN!!

THIS GUY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEE HIS GF SET HIM ON FFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HESS WALKING ON FIREEEEEEEEEE

Me when someone tries wearing shoes in the house. To be fair, it's because the last person to tracked wet tar footprints.

Terry Pratchett got an explanation :)

Me building multistorey buildings with my dad's hair.... And him getting a haircut every week so I stop practising on his head🤣🤣🤣🤣

Although, this fawn does look kind of suspicious.

Literally me when i was 8:

apple core eater, same as pineapple pizza for me :)

The fridge at my job won’t open if we just shut the door, what a ... :)