Then they try to 'fix' the problem with a nuclear device

It's worth every scratch! ^.^

I wonder how many times the tent came crashing down on a disappointed father hmm?

Todays weather forecast is Reindeer

No one is gonna cross that field. Nope

Not enough room for the live customers?

But I might be Trainsylvanian

Having worked as a janitor, I'm on this lady's side

omg, other buffalo.

But that's what you'd say if you did have a meth lab.

Whinge???

I told my bloody Satnav I was happy to use the Toll paying bit of the M6 in England. 3/4 of the way along, it took me off the Motorway for half a mile then back on through the Toll Booth, meaning I had to pay twice! My own fault I know, it tells you don't just follow the instructions without thought.

So everyone waits in room 2037

If the wildlife can do it, why can't I?

From whence you cometh?

I hate this question. I have been living in England for 20 years. Most people asking this question just want to let me know they can tell I am a foreigner. I will always have an accent. There are some nice people and we will talk about my home country for a bit but those are rare.

Where are you from?

I hate that question too. I'm from Russia and I didn't have a good time there. Being an ethnic minority in Russia sucks and I'm glad my family and I were able to get out. I hate that country and what it did to me and my ancestors. I don't want to make polite chitchat about your vacation in Moscow twenty years ago.

As a person of color, I find this question to be a veiled racism even if the person doesn't intend it to be.

There are more original and considerate questions , such as "How long have you been a Lyft driver?" or "Have you driven any unusual customers?"

When they ask me "You have an accent; where are you from?" I tell them "Fox Island." The majority can't figure out from this answer that my national origin is not something I want to discuss and ask "Yeah, but before that?" "Seattle."

I came from nothing and will go back to nothing. So what have I lost? Nothing! All together now: ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRI-I-IGHT SIDE OF LIFE *whistles*

From whence you came?

“Where are… your parents from?”

Hi there! I was just wondering, where are you from?

Must be from Uranus

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I usually just chat with them about their day and we have a nice organic conversation and they mention where they’re from on their own. My Uber & Lyft rating are 5 stars, evidently lol

Now I really want to know!

Dear Driver, i am here for ride not a chat. Ten and two please and thanks.

Should be the case every where.

LMAOO

The raccoon chooses its special person. Dave, he just doesn't like you, stop coercing him.

Better yet, block the door from the outside and let him steam in his own pee

“Let me-owwwwt”

That’s not what Tolkien taught me.

Sad thing is that almost happened to me, twice.

Whoever put the first sign up was asking for the second.

You know it's Florida

Someone asked if they could bring a 'Pooh Bear'....sadly reception had the wrong idea and the mess took ages to clear up.