Persecution complexes seem to always begin with that line... people don't like me because...

These self proclaimed alphas and sigmas are really just douches who like to think of themselves as better than they actually are. They feel the need to proclaim how great they are to make up for their lack of actual qualities and a small banana.

Inside me is a giant sloth. Also, outside me is a giant sloth. Give some sloth love.

Inside of me is a cat that needs cuddles and a nap

Inside a wolf is me, mess with me or my pack and I won't do anything because a wolf ate me.

Oh yeah? Inside me is a chihuahua!!

Any post with momma bear in it = Cringetopia

Of course there is, my little puppy! I am terrified...

Inside me is probably some organs, bones, blood, nerves, and tissue.

An incel would say that

I’ll show my fangs for free

Inside me is a cat. I like treats and sleeping 16 hours a day.

I mean I compare myself to a shark. Mostly I'm lazy. Just cruising through the day. With periodic, intense, ravenous times of activity that never ceases to take people off guard.

Inside me is mostly gooey stuff and some bones.

Inside me is a wolf. Please get him out of there I'm worried for him.

Seek treatment

I myself am like a hibernating bear....

Animal, monster, psychopath. They’re all cringe red flags. Edit: and the “don’t see me mad” guy below…

Also, "I'm sugar and spice and everything nice until you cross me, then I'll [fill in the wild violence]." - Yeah, whatever Brenda. Stop putting your boobs on me.

Mess with the cat, you get the whiskers 😼

Float like a butterfly, sting like a pillow.

Inside me is a penguin. I waddle and I love fish.

*The Call of the Wild*

Hahahaha I just left an awful job and this had a lot to do with it. Wolfs and sharks actually and woah boy did they play up to all that. It was an MLM on the inside and I split quick!

Outside me is a wolf... inside me is too

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

Disrespecting staff of any kind just automatically makes me dislike you. They're worked half to death and payed minimum wage, they don't need your b******t added on top of it.

Jokes on you, I don't want to see anyone, any sort of way.

They live off those tips. Not only did you give them basically nothing, but you actually tried to make it worse by making some comment you didn't have to. You're an absolute douche.

I used to work for a company that had numerous retired military clients. I was always careful as to how I addressed them verbally and in correspondence to be respectful. Some of them were real sticklers about that. One day I was speaking to a gentleman for the first time and I asked if I could call him "Colonel" or if he preferred something else. His reply? "Honey, I've been retired for 30 years. Please call me Sam."

My father always told me to watch out for The quiet ones.

My stepfather.

“I would have been a professor in super duper physicology but I was smarter than my instructors and punched the dean in the face”

Yes, the classic bully. And all bullies are cowards. In terms of male abusers at least, it's strange how many of them can control themselves if there is a bigger, stronger man in the room which means they can control their tempers when it suits them.

I think most mothers are capable of turning into a tigress when their baby is threatened, but they don't go around broadcasting that fact, in fact they may not even realise it's a thing until something happens to their child.

I saw a car once with a bumper sticker saying "NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN". So.... unnecessarily and for reasons of your own stupidity? Okay.

too bad about his penis

"I'm a crazy Aries, mess with the bull and you'll get the horns." or some stupid s**t like that on a tshirt