Persecution complexes seem to always begin with that line... people don't like me because...

These self proclaimed alphas and sigmas are really just douches who like to think of themselves as better than they actually are. They feel the need to proclaim how great they are to make up for their lack of actual qualities and a small banana.

Except that this debunked theory is supposedly based on wolves. However, the Alpha of a wolf pack is, in reality, the father. His job is not to be the most dominant or best fighter or whatever garbage these insecure man children think. The actual job of an alpha is to protect his pack, make sure they are safe, comfortable and fed. So the real alpha's are those guys who have waist packs full of snacks, going around making sure his friends had enough water or aren't hungry.

If you have it, you don't have to brag about it. If you don't have it, you have to brag about it.

An alpha male is to a real man what an alpha version of software is to the finished product.

I'm a natural. What I am a natural at depends on the day, but usually it's an idiot

telling you're an alpha male is not even "not cool" ; it's toxic.

If you're claiming to be 'alpha', that just tells me you have nothing of value to offer other than your sense of fragile masculinity. So, thanks losers?

I’m a Yogurt Male

They just talk louder than anyone else in the room and it makes them feel important. They don't grasp that most people don't like them. They think when people walk away it's because they're intimidated; no, it's because they don't want to put up with their c**p.

A one who refers to themselves as alpha anything should be avoided.

Similar yet opposite is that I find when people declare themselves to be an ally they rarely ever are however if someone from the lgbtq or poc community says that they're an ally then they probably are.

I think the whole 'Alpha male' thing is really only for very pethatic guys. Why are you talking like that? Do you think I'm submitting to you like a dog now?

The whole alpha male thing is predicated on a misconception about wolf pack organisation.

this one hahahaha yes indeed

Alpha Male: A man who got an alpha version of brain.exe.

It's like telling people you're funny or that you have a high IQ. If you have to tell me, you aren't.

Andrew Tate (secret beta, he just doesn't see it)

In software release alpha is buggy as hell and full of problems, not something to aspire towards

Whenever I see the phrase "alpha male" I am instantly reminded of Nick Adams, an obese, critic of the Democrat Party in the US. He is an ex-pat Aussie and in every other sentence on Twitter he likes to remind everyone he is an "alpha male". A least likely pack leader I have yet to hear of.

True Alpha in the canine world is calm collective no unnecessary aggressive and doesn't show dominance for no reason....... Basically they didn't have to make every one aware constantly they just knew same goes for humans

Inside me is a giant sloth. Also, outside me is a giant sloth. Give some sloth love.

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

Disrespecting staff of any kind just automatically makes me dislike you. They're worked half to death and payed minimum wage, they don't need your b******t added on top of it.

Jokes on you, I don't want to see anyone, any sort of way.

They live off those tips. Not only did you give them basically nothing, but you actually tried to make it worse by making some comment you didn't have to. You're an absolute douche.

I used to work for a company that had numerous retired military clients. I was always careful as to how I addressed them verbally and in correspondence to be respectful. Some of them were real sticklers about that. One day I was speaking to a gentleman for the first time and I asked if I could call him "Colonel" or if he preferred something else. His reply? "Honey, I've been retired for 30 years. Please call me Sam."

My father always told me to watch out for The quiet ones.

My stepfather.

“I would have been a professor in super duper physicology but I was smarter than my instructors and punched the dean in the face”

Yes, the classic bully. And all bullies are cowards. In terms of male abusers at least, it's strange how many of them can control themselves if there is a bigger, stronger man in the room which means they can control their tempers when it suits them.

I think most mothers are capable of turning into a tigress when their baby is threatened, but they don't go around broadcasting that fact, in fact they may not even realise it's a thing until something happens to their child.

I saw a car once with a bumper sticker saying "NO SEATBELTS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN". So.... unnecessarily and for reasons of your own stupidity? Okay.

too bad about his penis

"I'm a crazy Aries, mess with the bull and you'll get the horns." or some stupid s**t like that on a tshirt

If you're not "man" enough to write with pink, you're not "man" enough for any color 😂 "I AM ALL MAN! NOTHING GETS TO ME! I'M THE ALPHA!!!! NO ONE GETS TO ME! *Whispers* do you have one with an different ink? 🙄

Or anyone that drives a noisy POS 🤔

That's a serious problem if true, not something to brag about. Especially if it happens while driving.

Joker is probably my favorite villain or just comic book character ever and y'all are out here misusing his name and image, come on. You aren't the joker but you are a clown

I would think anyone over 20 actually hanging out with kids who are what? Younger than 12? Has got to be problematic. I don't mean uncles/aunts taking nieces/nephews to do stuff. But if you're trying to hang out with random kids that age... yikes!

I know several guys with $70k trucks living in $20k single wides for the sake of image.

Boasting about 'triggering' people is a close second.

Did this to an 'alpha' and as he was screaming about how he could crush me I started chuckling and in a camp voice said "He is so butch, look you can see his Adams apple bouncing" then in a normal voice "Hey! Look! He has a hard on!"

Ignore those incels.