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ForkNBeans 5 years ago

Sounds like a man worth loving.

17points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Just the way it should be.

5points

Rebekah 5 years ago

I have relationship envy.

4points

Gaia Campbell 5 years ago

Omg! I do this with my step dad as well. He raised me since I was 2. Any of my dominant traits I say I get it from him since a lot of things I do is from him anyways. He is the greatest man on earth and today is also his birthday. <3

3points

Molly Block 5 years ago

I thought this piece was about the "dumbest things your SO has said or done," not the SWEETEST things! What a great fiancé he is. He's a keeper!

3points

Linda Riebel 5 years ago

You found a winner!

3points

Enuya 5 years ago

Sweet :)

3points

Shinomi Chan 5 years ago

Okay this is just adorable.

2points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

totally

0points

Naima Ivansdóttir 5 years ago

this isn't dumb!

2points

Nikki 3 years ago

Marry That Man This Second

1point

Donna Arthurs 5 years ago

My adopted son got very sick and we were at the hospital. The doctors wanted a very detailed family history, which I gave to them. Then I had to go find them to tell them that they needed to ignore everything I said.

1point

Suzanne Dunne 5 years ago

Adorable

1point

Lavendar rose 5 years ago

♥️♥️♥️

1point

KarmaQueen 5 years ago

This is sweet, even though I am sure he realizes that is not possible, he feels and reacts like that is his offspring.

1point

Elizabeth 5 years ago

Sounds like a good family to get "adopted" into!

1point

Beatriz Marangoni 5 years ago

lucky girl

1point

Carmen Elena 5 years ago

Lovely!! <3

1point

Phi 5 years ago

True love

1point

Doob 3 years ago

looks like the baby just took a wet s**t on his shirt

0points

Ma Jonalyn Montero 5 years ago

Right choice then!

0points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

I am confused and needed to read several time. In french "fiancée" is for female and "fiancé" is for males. My brain hurted trying to understand who appears to be gay, who had a kid with who and who is a male or a female.... Until I understood it was a guy all along and it was just a miswritten word :')

0points

Ann Abdelzaher 5 years ago

that's sweet actually and we actually do this with my Oldest great niece. She has been a part of our family since se was 3 and she acts like she is blood LOL

0points

Mer 5 years ago

#keeper

0points

PPPanda 5 years ago

Fiancé, not fiancée, unless he is a she.

0points

Lee Kerr 5 years ago

My mother in law attributes all sorts of traits in my children and grandchildren as being from her side of the family. My older children and therefore my grandchildren aren’t related by blood but they’ve certainly picked up a lot!

0points

Jane Alexander 5 years ago

Apparently my Step Dad and I bear a family resemblance.

0points

Janine O'Flaherty 5 years ago (edited)

Cute in a way, but awkward. Here's how that can get weird: I was adopted at birth by a family that was a different ethnicity than me. They were Cuban - my "dad" had black hair, dark brown eyes and tan skin, while my "mom" had honey-colored hair, pale green eyes, and light skin that she liked to tan to a crisp. They were both short. I was Celtic-looking Anglo, tall and very fair, with red hair, freckles, and dark brown eyes, and looked nothing like either of them. My bone structure was completely different from theirs. When we'd go out in public, people would look confused and then awkwardly say something like, "Oh, hehe, she takes after her mom in coloration but she has her dad's eyes." I felt forced to keep up the lie by agreeing, and my "parents" blatantly kept up the lie as well. I was a lively and opinionated child, and my "family" was like, "You get that from your 'dad'." No, I did not "get anything" from either one because I'm not even remotely genetically related to them, and I had barely anything in common with them, even personalitywise. As an adult it enrages me that my childhood was lie after lie. Don't create weird uncomfortable lies for your non-biological children, please.

0points

Sharon Palmer 5 years ago

That's incredibly nice, he's a keeper

0points

Ashley McMath 5 years ago

I LOVE this. What a great dad!

0points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago

wow

0points

Nikki D 5 years ago

What a good guy, so happy for this lovely family.

0points

Id row 5 years ago

That's actually very sweet

0points

Maja Feline 5 years ago

I did the same thing with my adopted aunt. We were discussing breast sizes in female side of the family as we all are rather small chested and I just went ‘but aunt B has bigger ones, there must be some genes running in our family’ my Mum just looked at me and laughed 😂

0points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

beautiful! That's a beautiful heart.

0points

Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

Good for you. I couldn't.

0points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

That is understandable...It takes an exceptionally strong, mature and caring person to do something like this, not everyone is built for it. That is okay.

4points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done I’ll answer for my wife. I had gone to Home Depot to pick up a trailer hitch ball for my truck. I didn’t realize that they had different shaft sizes, and I didn’t know which size I needed, so I called my wife and this conversation took place:

Me: “Are you at the house?” Her: “Yeah, why?” Me: “Can you go out to the driveway and measure the hole in the bumper of my truck? It should be either 1/2-inch or 3/4-inch.”

There’s a pause...

Her: “Isn’t your truck with you?”

Yes. Yes it was. That was how I had gotten to Home Depot. I forgot.

PrimarySearcher , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

240points

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Nadine 5 years ago

That's not stupidity; it's just a brain fart and it can happen to anyone. Once I was on my cell phone talking to my husband and frantically searching my purse for...my cell phone. lol

102points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done On the phone trying to describe where we are to her parents:

“We are behind the car that’s in front of us.”

I lost it.

Envision06 , TexasDarkHorse Report

Final score:

201points

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Withnail 5 years ago

I do it to my wife. She "loves" it. Also, I'm a dad, so I'm allowed to make jokes like this.

44points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done My parents have an extremely ugly little dog. Like, this thing is unfortunate. A cross between a Chihuahua and some sort of lesser demon. Buggy eyes, underbite, just ugly. And she picks on my dogs, so she's not my favorite.

But this little creature adores my husband. One day, he came in to my parents' house from work (I was already there) and ugly dog runs up to him like she just won the lottery. He scoops her up, laughing, and completely without thinking, he said, "Ticktockmaven, why is it that only the ugly girls like me?"

There was dead silence, and his expression blanched in slow motion. It was like someone looking down and realizing they had **** all over the floor. I said nothing, just got up and walked outside, the sounds of his pitiful grovelling following me. "Not you!! I didn't mean you!! Oh my God, I am so sorry, I didn't..."

I know he meant nothing by it, but to this day my entire family gives him **** for it. He definitely paid for the faux pas, lol.

ticktockmaven , Joanna Poe Report

Final score:

182points

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Night Shade 5 years ago

Yikes

29points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done In high school, my girlfriend said, "Do you know what I just realized? There's no state that starts with the letter F!"

We went to school in Florida.

warm_sock , Jim Kelly Report

Final score:

165points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

The state I'd be in would be frustration

102points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done One time my husband called me at work, "Babe, you're gonna be mad, I made a mess but don't worry I'll fix it!" I didn't even ask, just sighed, because he is basically Lucy from I Love Lucy. When I got home a little bit later it was to a living room COVERED in gray powder, my husband completely filthy with a trash bag and broom and a super panicked look on his face. Turned out he'd decided to help around the house and wanted to clean the fireplace, he'd just decided the best way to do it would be to stand in front of it with a trash bag and use the leaf blower to blow the ashes in.

Spoiler - that doesnt work. I didn't want to hurt his feelings but I laughed my ass off and it's still one of my favorite weird things he's done

awash907 , chrisbb Report

Final score:

159points

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ForkNBeans 5 years ago

At least it wasn't Grandma!

33points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done Once me and my SO went for a walk around a local nature reserve.

On the way in we got a map given to us so we could navigate the area. Later on the walk she is looking at the map and says to me "these maps really need a 'you are here' on them."

It took me a second to realise what she meant, so I explained that it's a hand held map and that it wouldn't be possible, it took 4/5 attempts before it clicked with her.

Yazad , Sakeeb Sabakka Report

Final score:

159points

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Ozacoter 5 years ago

That would make things so much easier.

29points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done My boyfriend as we were looking up at the beautiful night sky.

"Wow, there's so much we don't know about the universe. Like where the stars go during the day. Are they still there? If not, where do they go?".

He was dead serious.

tinbasher97 , aivas14 Report

Final score:

158points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

As a kid I found this nifty little program called Stellarium- it basically shows you the stars and constellations with their names. So I was pretty surprised to learn that the stars actually change with the seasons with some stars only visible from the south hemisphere. (Somewhere an astronomer is cringing at my terrible explanation).

35points

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done I asked him to plant a baby tree in the back garden. The next day I saw it and thought it looked strange. Walked up and it had been planted upside down. He thought the roots were tiny limp branches. Laughed for days

goaheadblameitonme , HarshLight Report

Final score:

155points

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Lef 5 years ago

Did he also think that the actual branches were stiff roots?

43points

#10

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done We were sitting in a bus in the middle of heavy rush hour traffic. I'm kind of a car geek, so I spotted a mint condition 1970s classic Mustang.

I just went and said "Look honey! A car!"

There were hundreds of them.

... I don't think she'll let me live this down.

Vakardur , Oran Viriyincy Report

Final score:

148points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

"No s**t, Sherlock."

55points

#11

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done When my now ex-wife first started dating. I had made a roast for dinner, in my slow cooker. After dinner, she was helping me clean up. I come into the kitchen, and she had the entire crock pot submerged in the sink. I asked what she was doing, and she said she was cleaning it. (She didn’t know that the ceramic inside could be removed to clean).

After I explained that to her, she said, “I guess I shouldn’t have put the whole thing under water!” I said, “No!” And reached over and unplugged it! I have no idea how she didn’t get electrocuted.

Crestwoods , Alex Shultz Report

Final score:

143points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

It was a slow cooker, so it was cooking her slowly. Duh.

104points

#12

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done Now ex girlfriend from high school. Her power had gone out in the neighboring town. She called crying saying she had so much homework to complete. I said to drive to my house since I still had power. She yelled at me saying “how dare you attempt to get me to drive! How do you expect me to do that... my headlights won’t work!”

It didn’t last much longer after that.

jlancaster26 , NO NAME Report

Final score:

135points

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Withnail 5 years ago

The lights are on but nobody’s home. Well, the lights are off and somebody's home. Hm, nevermind.

59points

#13

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done My eldest child was born in December 2004. This was the year that we found out that London had won the bid for the 2012 Olympics.

It was announced that children born on 20/12 would get free entry to the Olympics.

“But what if they’re not any good at sports?”

I had to gently explain that it was free entry to watch the Olympics.

NotoriousREV , David Jones Report

Final score:

133points

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Withnail 5 years ago

Dagnabbit! My baby SUCKS at pole vaulting?

49points

#14

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done My husband and I were at Canadian Tire and they had tiny examples of tents (basically looked like they were made for barbie dolls) and the pricing for each underneath. He turned to me shocked and asked, "why are these so expensive for such tiny tents?!".

I almost died laughing.

Zombombaby , Paulo O Report

Final score:

129points

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Withnail 5 years ago

What are these? Tents for ants? The tents have to be at least... three times bigger than this!

59points

#15

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done As we were driving along the road we saw a horse with its head over a gate. We slowed down, she opens the window and says “Mooooooo”.

StingerMcGee , Pavel Report

Final score:

126points

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Johnny 5 years ago

Many horses understand cow as a second language (they don't generally speak it because they feel like their pronunciation is not good), so she had a pretty good chance of having the horse understand her.

142points

#16

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done When he first got a popcorn maker, he was excited to try it out. He got the popcorn, I think the machine came with seasoning, he got out a cereal bowl to catch the popped kernels. He scooped out a cup of unpopped kernels and put it in the machine.

Now, those of you paying attention to the quantities may have noticed a fatal flaw in this plan. After a minute or so, the popcorn started coming out, slowly at first. As it picked up speed, it gradually became clear that one cup of popcorn doesn't fit into a cereal bowl when popped - not even close. As the popcorn started to rise higher and higher, about to overflow, with no signs of stopping...

I will remember his mildly panicked face for as long as I live. At first he stood there, touching the bowl, trying to figure out how to replace it without making an even bigger mess. Finally, as the popcorn started bouncing onto the counter, he softly said "oh no." At that point, I couldn't hold it in any longer and collapsed on the floor laughing

mamavapa , Ann Larie Valentine Report

Final score:

120points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

Who said size doesn't matter?

28points

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#17

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done I had an ex who didn't realise that vacuum cleaners had to be emptied. He genuinely thought the vacuum was broken because it was full of fluff and didn't suck any more. The worst thing was, I believed him that it was broken because it didn't occur to me that someone could think vacuum cleaners magically made dust disappear.

peace-and-bong-life , Rich Moore Report

Final score:

119points

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Withnail 5 years ago

When you clean a vacuum cleaner you become the vacuum cleaner.

101points

#18

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done My boyfriend (now husband) and I were playing cash cab when we first started dating. For those of you who don’t know the concept of this game you have to try to answer as many questions as you can in a short amount of time, so you obviously answer really fast. My question to him was “what animal in Africa kills the most people a year.” And he blurted out very loudly “ANTS!!!!” I laughed so hard I was crying. 11 years later we still every once and awhile look at each other with a wild look in our eyes and yell “ANTS!”

bunnyfitz26 , Lennart Tange Report

Final score:

117points

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Ozacoter 5 years ago

I would say mosquitos (If you dont count humans)

53points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#19

When my wife and I started dating in the mid 1980's she knew I was a huge fan of David Letterman. She said she had a huge surprise for me as she had tickets to see Letterman at a local venue.

I was confused since David Letterman did not tour. I looked at the tickets she purchased and they were for the old 60's band "The Lettermen".

We didn't go, but I married her. 30 years this September...

DetroitBreakdown Report

Final score:

115points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Id invite them for a play, they should know.

11points

#20

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done I work at a school and received a candle as a gift one year for christmas from a parent. They were known to be hippies and set in their lifestyle. My boyfriend picked it up and said “wow, what hipsters, they even got a candle made in Mexico. It says soy candle!!” The candle was made from soy wax, it did not say “I am candle” in Spanish, much to his disappointment and my delight.

whoisgalgadot , Felix the Cat Report

Final score:

113points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

El es un idiota.

54points

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#21

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done She believed that the Earth is made of water. She thought you could just swim to the bottom of the ocean and come out on the other side of the freaking planet. That one took a long time to convince her that she had it wrong. Heck, I'm not even certain I have convinced her.

Stopthelemurs , Jaysin Trevino Report

Final score:

111points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

Is this better or worse than thinking the Earth is flat?

65points

#22

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done I love my husband but I have watched him empty a vacuum cleaner bag into a wire wastebasket.

I, on the other hand, am frequently unable to remember common words and have to resort to saying things like “The box you put stuff in to make it cold.”

AugustaScarlett , ebrunar Report

Final score:

109points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

You sound like a perfect match.

51points

#23

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done My wife couldn't think of the word "wood," and told me to clean up my "tree chunks."

irwinlegends , VSPYCC Report

Final score:

104points

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Lef 5 years ago

She's not wrong.

40points

#24

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done Ex-girlfriend now, but one time we were talking about changes in taste preferences when she said “taste bugs”.

I corrected her, and she looked at me confused.

She had thought that “taste buds” was “taste bugs” her entire life up until that moment.

FireButchJones , Marc Majcher Report

Final score:

98points

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Withnail 5 years ago

Of course! Tiny little creatures that live in your mouth. They taste the food and quickly phone the guys at Head Office to tell them if the food's any good. Makes perfect sense.

50points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#25

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done One time, my wife (then girlfriend) and I were at her brother’s house for a game night of Cranium.

I don’t remember the exact details (probably because I was in hysterics) but someone asked my wife what caused the US to enter WWII.

Now, my wife is not very history savvy. Probably her least knowledgeable subject. I, on the other hand, loooove history.

Point is, she didn’t know the answer. Her guess was the Boston Tea Party.

I lost my ****, and so did she and everyone else. To this day, if my wife doesn’t know the answer to something, I tell her to write down “Boston tea party.”

ItsTimeToExplain , Joe Hall Report

Final score:

98points

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Lef 5 years ago

I love how the joke still stands!

35points

chokeyourselftosleep , Brian Teutsch Report

#26

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done “What do you put in carrot cake to make it carrot flavoured? Is it carrot zest?” I’ve never let him live it down!

Final score:

96points

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Ozacoter 5 years ago

Onions

61points

#27

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done When my wife gave birth to our oldest daughter the doctor offered to let me cut the umbilical cord. I told him "Surely that's YOUR job."

I had no idea that was a thing.

_welby_ , laflor Report

Final score:

90points

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Oathbraker 5 years ago

He's got a point you know. I find it mildly annoying when I get in a taxi and the driver asks what route to take. If I knew the location of the place I wouldn't have called a taxi in the first place.

33points

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#28

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done Tried to make baked potatoes in the microwave for the first time. Wrapped them in tinfoil. Came to ask me why there were lightning bolts in the microwave and why was it getting very hot.

john_wb , coltomatic Report

Final score:

86points

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KarmaQueen 5 years ago

How does one get through life not knowing that metal in a microwave is not a good thing.

4points

#29

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done I have a fan with different settings labelled L M H for how fast the fan spins.

She was looking at it and told me she set the fan to 'Large'.

hafuhafu , Dennis Sylvester Hurd Report

Final score:

81points

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Withnail 5 years ago

What would the H stand for? Huge? But then the M in the middle wouldn't make sense, if she thought it meant Medium. Massive, then? Large, Massive, Huge. Is Huge bigger than Massive? Humongous? I'm giving this WAY too much thought...

70points

#30

30 People Expose The Dumbest Things Their Significant Other Has Said Or Done She genuinely through Barack Obama’s name was ‘Black Obama’.

SubjectObjective Report

Final score:

79points

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Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

Well, she was half white. Er, right.

59points

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Junebug 5 years ago

My now ex-husband watched me as i refilled the hurricane lanterns because of recent power outages. He turns to me and says "well if the power goes out we can just use the light from the T.V." I promptly replied "oh yeah the wood burning T.V.?" I will never let him live it down!!

25points

debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

now i want a wood burning tv

6points

Lef 5 years ago

It was such an entertaining post, and I'm glad to see that most of these couples are still together.

16points

donghun's emo cactus 5 years ago

Eh, we all have our idiot-moments. Real love can forgive the little goofs.

9points

AzKahleesi 5 years ago

My favorite ex moment: When Bush Jr was elected we were talking about how dumb he was and how I didn't like him but I loved his Dad. He looked at me dead a*s and said "Who is his dad?" I was like seriously? "Uh, Bush Sr?! the OTHER president Bush." He looked at me and was like "OMG are you serious that's his dad?" I died.... we are now divorced lol. (not because of that)

13points

Liam Walsh 5 years ago

Though it would be a good enough reason.

13points

Bill 5 years ago

The dumbest thing my wife ever said was "I do"

9points

Catpoker88 5 years ago

My favorite incident with my husband, he bought a car off his dumb a*s brother and one day decided to change the brake pads. Normally a 15 minute job, I sat and watched for SIX hours as he struggled, I kept saying "you have them backwards" and he kept arguing that "this is the same way they came out". I reiterated that they were backwards and finally after he was exhausted and frustrated he finally got to the point where, to shut me up, he tried putting the pads in the other way... and they snapped in place in seconds! His dumbass brother had put the original pads in backwards, presumably via extreme force.That was the day he learned to listen to me . After we were done I didn't even have to gloat, he just looked at me and we both started laughing.we still joke about that day nearly 16 years later.

7points

Francesca Annoni 5 years ago

when we were 20 yo, we organized a trip to an amusement park with some friends, before starting the tour we decided to go to the bathroom for not having to stop later. Near the sink a boy approached my boyfriend (now my husband) asking for "una cartina" .. he meant a paper to roll a cigarette (or other) that in my country translates exactly as a map .. my husband enthusiastically responds "I have it! " with a smile, pulling out a map of the amusement park from the backpack .. the boy's expression was priceless !!!

7points

Tyler Cook 5 years ago

My wife and I were watching Life of Pi and there is a scene where he catches and kills a fish but they don't show how he killed it. I asked my wife, how he killed the fish and without missing a beat she said he drowned it. XD

6points

Meg 5 years ago

He did drowned it! With AIR!

2points

AzKahleesi 5 years ago

My dumbest moment: Friend calls me from the airport because he's bored (his flight was delayed) I'm cleaning and only half paying attention when I ask why his plane is delayed, he says " It's stuck in Great Lakes" My dumbass self, responds too quickly without thinking "What's it doing in the middle of a lake?" He laughed so hard and then thanked me for making his boring wait MUCH better. I knew it as soon as I had said it but it was too late lol.

6points

Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

After running to the store before a dinner, my ex called me from the car, wondering where I was, and was quite POed because we were late for a dinner party. I told her I was in the car waiting for her. Now, beyond pissed, she says I am lying and get my a*s to the car. It was then she realized she was in the wrong car. She was still mad at me!

6points

Amanda Sherland 5 years ago

Haha! That is funny.

2points

Rose the Cook 5 years ago

Not a partner but o coworker tried to retrieve something from the toaster using a fork and got a nasty shock. To a chorus of "You know it is dangerous to stick a knife in the toaster", she replied "Nobody said anything about forks."

6points

Beuska 5 years ago

I was on the phone one time with my mother , talking about receipies . Mom said: than you have to add 4 spoons of sugar. Me: but what if I do not have 4 spoons?...

6points

Ozacoter 5 years ago

We all get brain farts from time to time :)

6points

Candy Sheppard 5 years ago

my now ex told me I couldn't take a bath while pregnant because it would drown the baby

4points

Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

My ex thought chipmunks were baby squirrels. He grew up on a farm, surrounded by squirrels.

4points

Malcontent 5 years ago

George Carlin said it best: "think about how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of all people are even dumber than that". 0_o

4points

AzKahleesi 5 years ago

My daugher's best moment.... She was having a biopsy on her jaw done, and I had scheduled the surgery this is the actual email conversation... Me: I scheduled your surgery for next Friday. Her: Like my actual surgery (she was possibly looking at a couple of surgeries) Me: Well...your biopsy yes. Her: You mean.... I'm A CORPSE?! ME: (TYPING WHILE HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING) I said BIopsy, not AUTopsy! Her: Same thing right? Me: No not even a little. and she's a junior in HS y'all. lmao.

4points

Stina Kolling 5 years ago

ME: "my ex was so stupid, he said that when a girl has a thigh gap it's because she has a lot of sex." HUSBAND: "yeah, that's true." ME: "....no. no it's not."

3points

Marina MN 5 years ago

Very nice thread! I loved it and laughed at many of the posts💕

3points

jade 5 years ago

I have this post bookmarked on my computer now. I and my friend do the "ANTS!!! ¨ thing now. I love it

1point

Bill Hadley 5 years ago

Stupidest thing my ex did was divorce me three months before I won a lottery...karma...

1point

Jennifer Mcintyre 5 years ago

My Husband once asked if it was safe to put the swimming pool lights on when it was raining. There’re under four foot of water!

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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 5 years ago

these made me glad I'm single

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DP von Icecream 5 years ago

Thankful for the vast majority of American contribution in this post.

1point

Taysha Kovar 5 years ago

I'd hoped most of these would make me laugh, but instead they're sad.

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Marnee DeRider 5 years ago

How so?

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L.M. Frazer 3 years ago

My favorite oops in recent years was when I was having a conversation with my best friend and I was trying to remember the word "savanna." I could not remember it so I called it "you know, the Lion Prairie..." Not gonna lie I felt dumb at the time but now I love that term. The savanna is now the Lion Prairie haha....

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Myriam Ickx 5 years ago

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Lisa Shaw 5 years ago

Not my so, my best friends so. He won a trip to Australia in a contest. He researched the country extensively after he won and found out that the seasons are opposite to ours. He decided that they shouldn't take the July trip because they would miss christmas with their families! I gave up after 2 hours of trying to explain it to him, he wound up selling the trip to someone and she realized how stupid he was and dumped him very shortly afterward.

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Vanities 5 years ago

Ask my wife what the time was. Her answer was "You mean right now?"

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Loki 5 years ago

When my girlfriend and I went to warped tour(music festival over the summer) I saw a shirt for a band I wanted forever(It said "Make America emo again) and I pointed to it and said "Oh! We need to go to Maine!"... The bands name is called "the Maine" and it make it worse they had a banner that said "A band called the Maine(now in red)

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Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

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Alex Bailey 5 years ago

God you are thick.

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Junebug 5 years ago

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debrina blackmoon 5 years ago (edited)

now i want a wood burning tv

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Lef 5 years ago

It was such an entertaining post, and I'm glad to see that most of these couples are still together.

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donghun's emo cactus 5 years ago

Eh, we all have our idiot-moments. Real love can forgive the little goofs.

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AzKahleesi 5 years ago

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Liam Walsh 5 years ago

Though it would be a good enough reason.

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Bill 5 years ago

The dumbest thing my wife ever said was "I do"

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Catpoker88 5 years ago

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Francesca Annoni 5 years ago

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Tyler Cook 5 years ago

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Meg 5 years ago

He did drowned it! With AIR!

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AzKahleesi 5 years ago

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Madzdad the bard 5 years ago

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Amanda Sherland 5 years ago

Haha! That is funny.

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

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Beuska 5 years ago

I was on the phone one time with my mother , talking about receipies . Mom said: than you have to add 4 spoons of sugar. Me: but what if I do not have 4 spoons?...

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Ozacoter 5 years ago

We all get brain farts from time to time :)

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Candy Sheppard 5 years ago

my now ex told me I couldn't take a bath while pregnant because it would drown the baby

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Agnes Jekyll 5 years ago

My ex thought chipmunks were baby squirrels. He grew up on a farm, surrounded by squirrels.

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Malcontent 5 years ago

George Carlin said it best: "think about how stupid the average person is, then realise that half of all people are even dumber than that". 0_o

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AzKahleesi 5 years ago

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Stina Kolling 5 years ago

ME: "my ex was so stupid, he said that when a girl has a thigh gap it's because she has a lot of sex." HUSBAND: "yeah, that's true." ME: "....no. no it's not."

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Marina MN 5 years ago

Very nice thread! I loved it and laughed at many of the posts💕

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jade 5 years ago

I have this post bookmarked on my computer now. I and my friend do the "ANTS!!! ¨ thing now. I love it

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Bill Hadley 5 years ago

Stupidest thing my ex did was divorce me three months before I won a lottery...karma...

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Jennifer Mcintyre 5 years ago

My Husband once asked if it was safe to put the swimming pool lights on when it was raining. There’re under four foot of water!

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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 5 years ago

these made me glad I'm single

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DP von Icecream 5 years ago

Thankful for the vast majority of American contribution in this post.

1point

Taysha Kovar 5 years ago

I'd hoped most of these would make me laugh, but instead they're sad.

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Marnee DeRider 5 years ago

How so?

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L.M. Frazer 3 years ago

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Myriam Ickx 5 years ago

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Lisa Shaw 5 years ago

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Vanities 5 years ago

Ask my wife what the time was. Her answer was "You mean right now?"

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Loki 5 years ago

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Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago

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Alex Bailey 5 years ago

God you are thick.

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