30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group

The belief that the day you get married is the best day of your life is not dead. And the best proof of that is never-ending stories of which some were already covered by Bored Panda. From bridezillas who want everything to be perfect and then messing up the whole thing to people celebrating long and successful marriages. But what happens in between saying “I do” and the day the marriage reaches its end? Marriage is full of customs and things that say “this is how it suppose to be”. Having this in mind, Reddit’s users started sharing their Shower Thoughts on matters such as wedding, marriage and relationship. The list includes statements that people rarely think of starting from a proposal: have you ever thought that proposing reminds you of begging and that this very important decision of life should not be put forward as a surprise? Or how the wedding means more to the happy couple than the marriage itself? These and many more thoughts crossed Reddit users minds. Do you have your own experiences to share? Don’t forget to leave it in the comments!

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group People get so focused on their wedding that they forget there’s an actual marriage afterwards.

unicornhunter72 , Kristoffer Trolle Report

Final score:

339points

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Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago

This needs to be so much higher up!

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

Yorkshire45 , JMacPherson Report

Final score:

336points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

The hero we never knew we needed

54points

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage licenses should have a expiration date like driver licenses. That way people could just not renew instead of going through a long divorce process.

TiggerDL , Corey Balazowich Report

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310points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

And they could have a party if they decide to continue.

100points

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group The fact that the first person they suspect after someone is murdered is the spouse tells me everything I need to know about marriage.

xproofx , DPP Law Report

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284points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Now I will never get this out of my head

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is one of the few things where we consider someone an expert if they've only successfully done it once.

wehappy3 , GT#2...thanks for millionth Report

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267points

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Hans 3 years ago

This one is clever.

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around.

the_humeister , faungg's photos Report

Final score:

251points

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Stille20 3 years ago

Because a tux can be used over and over and a dress will go out of style, but sell your dress, buy used, you can do these things.

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Being happily married is like having a sleepover with your best friend every night for the rest of your life.

badRLplayer , willcooke Report

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249points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Does that mean there is still no sex involved

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage proposals are weird. The proposer gets to take as long as he/she wants to determine whether they want to spend the rest of their life with someone. The proposee is expected to make a split-second decision.

PRGuyHere , Michelangelo Carrieri Report

Final score:

237points

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Sam 3 years ago

This should never be a split-second decision, marriage should always be discussed before a proposal is made. If you are proposing to someone, you should already know what the answer will be.

60points

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Considering the divorce rate, it'd be better if people spent less money on weddings, and more money on marriage counseling.

NopeyNope_the_5th , Marlin Keesler Report

Final score:

237points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

Weddings are a money making enterprise....sad

24points

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#10

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced--and yet I'd still be using the same box of Q-tips.

nXanadu , Will Culpepper Report

Final score:

222points

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A 3 years ago

Well that's one way to put it

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#11

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is marketed as the beginning of a woman’s life, but the end of a mans.

sun-moon-siberian , Pedro Ribeiro Simões Report

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175points

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Hans 3 years ago

...this stereotype prevails, and it tells you a lot about failure in achieving equality. To the damage of both genders.

124points

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#12

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Having to attend a wedding you don't want to sucks more than having to attend a funeral. At least at the funeral you don't have to pretend you're happy to be there

Corvus_Manufaktura , Lee Haywood Report

Final score:

171points

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Blakkur Sverrir 3 years ago (edited)

Especialy if you are the bride or groom

43points

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#13

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group The more serious a relationship gets, the more casual it is.

[deleted] , freestocks.org Report

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158points

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Frances M 3 years ago

The comfort of having your best friend at your side, knowing the worst and best of you and still loving you.

48points

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#14

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A marriage is like blowing air on fire, if your relationship is weak like a candle, the fire will go out, but if you relationship is strong like a bonfire the air will give oxygen to the fire and it will grow.

jvcscasio , eneralising Report

Final score:

153points

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

hey, don't be mean to candles now. candle flames aren't 'weak', they're 'delicate', haha

53points

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#15

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A successful marriage ends with watching the other person die.

WhiteVanilla69 , Carlos Ebert Report

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146points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

I guess i'm proof that a successful marriage isn't necessary a long one. :(

71points

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#16

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

nitinsingh7132 , Carl Mueller Report

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146points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago

And more sincere tears then funerals.

29points

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#17

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Whoever said that rain on your wedding day is good luck was just trying to calm down an anxious bride.

bob_loblaw1999 , (Argia Sbolenfi) Report

Final score:

132points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

That's weird... here rain on your wedding day is bad luck

31points

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#18

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Weddings are weird because it's totally socially acceptable to get all your friends and family together, sort them by how much you like them, and place them at tables that shows the ranking based on proximity to you.

Tommy84 , Derek Hatfield Report

Final score:

119points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

I was at table 7 next to the door for my Dad's wedding last weekend. My little sister didn't even have a seat... we are his only kids.

47points

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#19

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group People that wait until they’re married to have sex only have sex with people in their family.

ETsUncle , TeaMeister Report

Final score:

117points

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Wonder Woman 848 3 years ago

logic!

32points

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#26

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A wedding is the biggest celebration for 2 people about to have sex

lol483 , Tony Nungaray Report

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77points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

I think most people have sex way before the wedding

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#27

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group If your spouse dies, your marriage is considered a success.

[deleted] , sam.naylor Report

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73points

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Blakkur Sverrir 3 years ago

Wedding advice sponsored by Smith and Wesson

47points

Nina 3 years ago

Made my day .. 👍👍👍

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Juliet Hadaway 3 years ago

not if your the one who killed them...

15points

Nikki 3 years ago

Unless you murder them

2points

WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

After 15 years of pain and suffering Mary finally is free and happy again. Her husband died yesterday.

2points

Scagsy 3 years ago

I'm fairly sure that that would depend on the circumstances.

1point

Downunderdude 3 years ago

Eh?

1point

Alyssa Sweat 3 years ago (edited)

Unless, its caused by murder, car accident, unfortunate weather etc. But yeah

0points

Sue Phillips 3 years ago

Not if you kill them...

0points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 3 years ago

again, ten years a widow, this sucks

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Jane Alexander 3 years ago

-except maybe by the police.

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Nate 3 years ago (edited)

So if I'm walking down the road and get run over by some blind, drunk senior citizen then my marriage was a success? I did not know that's how it works.

0points

Analyn Lahr 3 years ago

Again, unless you killed them. Then it's probably a failure.

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Kel Gal 3 years ago (edited)

Depends on who you talk to (and if you get away with it😜)

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Johnny 3 years ago

This isn't a good measure of marital success... I'm sure plenty of people in unhappy marriages are relieved when their spouse dies. And some probably even help that process along.

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Omi bub 3 years ago

Unless you kill them

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D. Pitbull 3 years ago

Depending on... HOW... the spouse dies...?

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BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago

At the end of my grandparents' marriage, it was about who would die first. Grandma refused to divorce because "he'll die soon anyway"... She won, he died about a year before her!

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Ben Steinberg 3 years ago

They keep leaving out the important part...if your spouse dies OF OLD AGE...

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Not My Name 3 years ago

Does a heart attack at age 47 count as old age?

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Iffydust 3 years ago

Unless you ended the marriage that way.

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I I 3 years ago

UNLESS you're the reason they died

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v 3 years ago

Even if your spouse dies after the wedding but on the day of the wedding?

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iblowsheep 3 years ago

This one again? F*ing stupid

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#28

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is the only endeavor in life where people actively seek a partner with no experience.

Deusbob , Kristoffer Trolle Report

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66points

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

In this day and age? I think not—or at least, mostly not!

17points

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#29

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Your curent partner will be either the most important person at your wedding or not even present.

RazvanSuteu , Jon Report

Final score:

56points

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Stille20 3 years ago

Also not true, my grandmother was at my grandfather's first wedding and bride at the second.

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#30

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group 79% of marriage is waiting for your spouse to get ready.