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The belief that the day you get married is the best day of your life is not dead. And the best proof of that is never-ending stories of which some were already covered by Bored Panda. From bridezillas who want everything to be perfect and then messing up the whole thing to people celebrating long and successful marriages. But what happens in between saying “I do” and the day the marriage reaches its end? Marriage is full of customs and things that say “this is how it suppose to be”. Having this in mind, Reddit’s users started sharing their Shower Thoughts on matters such as wedding, marriage and relationship. The list includes statements that people rarely think of starting from a proposal: have you ever thought that proposing reminds you of begging and that this very important decision of life should not be put forward as a surprise? Or how the wedding means more to the happy couple than the marriage itself? These and many more thoughts crossed Reddit users minds. Do you have your own experiences to share? Don’t forget to leave it in the comments!

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#1

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group People get so focused on their wedding that they forget there’s an actual marriage afterwards.

unicornhunter72 , Kristoffer Trolle Report

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

Yorkshire45 , JMacPherson Report

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#3

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage licenses should have a expiration date like driver licenses. That way people could just not renew instead of going through a long divorce process.

TiggerDL , Corey Balazowich Report

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#4

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group The fact that the first person they suspect after someone is murdered is the spouse tells me everything I need to know about marriage.

xproofx , DPP Law Report

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#5

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is one of the few things where we consider someone an expert if they've only successfully done it once.

wehappy3 , GT#2...thanks for millionth Report

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#6

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around.

the_humeister , faungg's photos Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because a tux can be used over and over and a dress will go out of style, but sell your dress, buy used, you can do these things.

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#7

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Being happily married is like having a sleepover with your best friend every night for the rest of your life.

badRLplayer , willcooke Report

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#8

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage proposals are weird. The proposer gets to take as long as he/she wants to determine whether they want to spend the rest of their life with someone. The proposee is expected to make a split-second decision.

PRGuyHere , Michelangelo Carrieri Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should never be a split-second decision, marriage should always be discussed before a proposal is made. If you are proposing to someone, you should already know what the answer will be.

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#9

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Considering the divorce rate, it'd be better if people spent less money on weddings, and more money on marriage counseling.

NopeyNope_the_5th , Marlin Keesler Report

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#10

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced--and yet I'd still be using the same box of Q-tips.

nXanadu , Will Culpepper Report

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#11

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is marketed as the beginning of a woman’s life, but the end of a mans.

sun-moon-siberian , Pedro Ribeiro Simões Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...this stereotype prevails, and it tells you a lot about failure in achieving equality. To the damage of both genders.

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#12

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Having to attend a wedding you don't want to sucks more than having to attend a funeral. At least at the funeral you don't have to pretend you're happy to be there

Corvus_Manufaktura , Lee Haywood Report

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#13

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group The more serious a relationship gets, the more casual it is.

[deleted] , freestocks.org Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The comfort of having your best friend at your side, knowing the worst and best of you and still loving you.

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#14

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A marriage is like blowing air on fire, if your relationship is weak like a candle, the fire will go out, but if you relationship is strong like a bonfire the air will give oxygen to the fire and it will grow.

jvcscasio , eneralising Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey, don't be mean to candles now. candle flames aren't 'weak', they're 'delicate', haha

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#15

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A successful marriage ends with watching the other person die.

WhiteVanilla69 , Carlos Ebert Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess i'm proof that a successful marriage isn't necessary a long one. :(

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#16

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

nitinsingh7132 , Carl Mueller Report

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#17

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Whoever said that rain on your wedding day is good luck was just trying to calm down an anxious bride.

bob_loblaw1999 , (Argia Sbolenfi) Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's weird... here rain on your wedding day is bad luck

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#18

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Weddings are weird because it's totally socially acceptable to get all your friends and family together, sort them by how much you like them, and place them at tables that shows the ranking based on proximity to you.

Tommy84 , Derek Hatfield Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was at table 7 next to the door for my Dad's wedding last weekend. My little sister didn't even have a seat... we are his only kids.

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#19

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group People that wait until they’re married to have sex only have sex with people in their family.

ETsUncle , TeaMeister Report

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#20

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Saying yes on your wedding day is saying no to 7.53 billion people.

22_miran , Amy West Report

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#21

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Being unhappily married is like having a guest over that’s never leaves for the rest of your life.

bambola21 , Tom Driggers Report

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#22

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group We say “marriage is forever” but divorce is definitely more forever

mediumchunky , Diem Legal Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not forever. People tell me my tattoos are permanent, so I correct them and tell them even I am not permanent - they only last as long as I do.

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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage was more appealing when the average life expectancy was only 35

Petal_Phile , Hsing Wei Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it? Why? I hate that getting married older mean I have fewer years with my spouse

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#24

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is betting someone half you own that you'll love each other for ever

_gilxn_ , Vladimir Pustovit Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's okay, I don't have much. Doubt my hubby would take half my craft, books and baking stuff anyway lol.

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#25

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A marriage proposal is only one knee away from begging.

darlingeye , Ibrahim Asad's Photography Report

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PLEASE JANICE YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME- I HAVE AN EXPENSIVE RING AND EVERYTHING

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#26

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A wedding is the biggest celebration for 2 people about to have sex

lol483 , Tony Nungaray Report

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#27

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group If your spouse dies, your marriage is considered a success.

[deleted] , sam.naylor Report

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#28

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is the only endeavor in life where people actively seek a partner with no experience.

Deusbob , Kristoffer Trolle Report

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#29

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Your curent partner will be either the most important person at your wedding or not even present.

RazvanSuteu , Jon Report

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also not true, my grandmother was at my grandfather's first wedding and bride at the second.

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#30

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group 79% of marriage is waiting for your spouse to get ready.

mapsmail999 , Mussi Katz Report

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