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30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

Yorkshire45 , JMacPherson Report

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336points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

The hero we never knew we needed

54points

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage licenses should have a expiration date like driver licenses. That way people could just not renew instead of going through a long divorce process.

TiggerDL , Corey Balazowich Report

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310points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

And they could have a party if they decide to continue.

100points

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group The fact that the first person they suspect after someone is murdered is the spouse tells me everything I need to know about marriage.

xproofx , DPP Law Report

Final score:

284points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Now I will never get this out of my head

50points

wehappy3 , GT#2...thanks for millionth Report

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is one of the few things where we consider someone an expert if they've only successfully done it once.

Final score:

267points

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Hans 3 years ago

This one is clever.

51points

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around.

the_humeister , faungg's photos Report

Final score:

251points

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Stille20 3 years ago

Because a tux can be used over and over and a dress will go out of style, but sell your dress, buy used, you can do these things.

22points

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Being happily married is like having a sleepover with your best friend every night for the rest of your life.

badRLplayer , willcooke Report

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249points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Does that mean there is still no sex involved

36points

PRGuyHere , Michelangelo Carrieri Report

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage proposals are weird. The proposer gets to take as long as he/she wants to determine whether they want to spend the rest of their life with someone. The proposee is expected to make a split-second decision.

Final score:

237points

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Sam 3 years ago

This should never be a split-second decision, marriage should always be discussed before a proposal is made. If you are proposing to someone, you should already know what the answer will be.

60points

NopeyNope_the_5th , Marlin Keesler Report

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Considering the divorce rate, it'd be better if people spent less money on weddings, and more money on marriage counseling.

Final score:

237points

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Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

Weddings are a money making enterprise....sad

24points

#10

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced--and yet I'd still be using the same box of Q-tips.

nXanadu , Will Culpepper Report

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222points

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A 3 years ago

Well that's one way to put it

25points

sun-moon-siberian , Pedro Ribeiro Simões Report

#11

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Marriage is marketed as the beginning of a woman’s life, but the end of a mans.

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175points

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Hans 3 years ago

...this stereotype prevails, and it tells you a lot about failure in achieving equality. To the damage of both genders.

124points

#12

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Having to attend a wedding you don't want to sucks more than having to attend a funeral. At least at the funeral you don't have to pretend you're happy to be there

Corvus_Manufaktura , Lee Haywood Report

Final score:

171points

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Blakkur Sverrir 3 years ago (edited)

Especialy if you are the bride or groom

43points

#13

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group The more serious a relationship gets, the more casual it is.

[deleted] , freestocks.org Report

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158points

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Frances M 3 years ago

The comfort of having your best friend at your side, knowing the worst and best of you and still loving you.

48points

#14

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A marriage is like blowing air on fire, if your relationship is weak like a candle, the fire will go out, but if you relationship is strong like a bonfire the air will give oxygen to the fire and it will grow.

jvcscasio , eneralising Report

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153points

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Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

hey, don't be mean to candles now. candle flames aren't 'weak', they're 'delicate', haha

53points

#15

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group A successful marriage ends with watching the other person die.

WhiteVanilla69 , Carlos Ebert Report

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146points

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mcborge1 3 years ago

I guess i'm proof that a successful marriage isn't necessary a long one. :(

71points

Andrew Gibb 3 years ago

Sorry to hear that mcborge

38points

Stephanie IV 3 years ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

16points

Janus Sanders 3 years ago

I am sorry for your loss, sending virtual hugs

10points

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

So sorry

9points

WoodenLion 3 years ago

sorry for your loss

7points

El Dee 3 years ago

Sorry for your loss..

6points

MangleTangle 3 years ago

Im sorry for your loss :(

6points

Debra Robinson 3 years ago

Damn. :(

6points

deanna woods 3 years ago

I hope that you are doing well given the circumstances. I am so sorry.

5points

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

Hope you are better mow. My condolences.

4points

Kiss Army Premium 3 years ago

That sucks. Hopefully it was filled with happiness and wonderful memories.

3points

YoChicken 3 years ago

I am so sorry for your loss, know that your spouse is watching from the stars

1point

Blakkur Sverrir 3 years ago

If you think of it.... a worst case marriage also does

21points

Stille20 3 years ago

that's dark but I laughed

9points

Theoretical Empiricist 3 years ago

I had to watch my first wife die, and it wasn't a very successful marriage. Had she survived we would have been headed for marriage counselling, if not divorce. So my grief was complicated by guilt about my sense of relief.

5points

Must Be Bored Again 3 years ago

Don't give yourself grieve about it, you could have just dropped her as soon as she was ill, injured. It happens in so many relationships. In some the illness brings them closer, in some it widens the gap. But you stood by her instead of just divorcing her and going on your way. Your relationship may have ended if she did not die and/or may have improved since you were willing to work on your relationship through marriage counseling. Being there for someone at the end of their life is HUGE. So give yourself some credit.

2points

WhatEvenIsLife 3 years ago

Yikes.

3points

Zophra 3 years ago

Well now, that was dark. :(

2points

V Martinez 3 years ago

That can be taken a couple of diff ways. And I watch too many true crime shows. Hehe

2points

Easily Excitable Panda 3 years ago

I hope you mean peacefully.

2points

Crissie Laugesen 2 years ago

A bit sinister, this. :D

1point

Jenni Joy 3 years ago

Agreed. I had 17 years with my husband and stayed with him until he lost his fight against cancer.

1point

El muerto 3 years ago

I don't know...it depends on how they die, doesn't it?

1point

Iffydust 3 years ago

Unless you manage to die first.

1point

Kris Vandenberghe 3 years ago

That ends the marriage as well. Weird, isn't it?

0points

Jeffrey Crawley 2 months ago

And the joy ends when the cops take the carving knife out of you still bloodied hand.

0points

M 3 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

0points

Alyssa Sweat 3 years ago

sadness

0points

Simzabandz 3 years ago

This is actually 1billion % corrrrrrrrect!

0points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 3 years ago

ten years a widow here, this made me cry

0points

Anita Fein 3 years ago

It's true. Especially when your spouse dies of Covid.

0points

Debra Hapke 3 years ago

Morbid and WRONG. SAYING UNTIL DEATH DO US PART IS DIFFERENT THAN UNTIL ONE OF US DIES.

0points

Kris Vandenberghe 3 years ago

Unless one is a (serial?) killer.

0points

Analyn Lahr 3 years ago

Not if you kill them.

0points

Purrcy Katz 3 years ago

Happened to my mom. She's been a widow for 22 years now. But I also knew a couple who were happily married for more than 50 years and then died in a car accident together.

0points

mcborge1 3 years ago

Thank you for your kind words everyone. :)

0points

iblowsheep 3 years ago

Well s**t, should murdered the spouse on the honeymoon then

0points

Walter Brameld 3 years ago

And quite a few unsuccessful ones too. I refer you to the item about the spouse being the first suspect....

0points

LaTuaAmica 3 years ago

Yes, .... after many years

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Soggy Crumpet 3 years ago

Awwww.

0points

J. Normal 3 years ago

This really hurts

0points

Erin Hazard 3 years ago

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Iggy 3 years ago

Well, I bet you're GREAT fun at parties!

-2points

Downunderdude 3 years ago

Not if you die first. Who wrote this bullshit?

-2points

#16

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

nitinsingh7132 , Carl Mueller Report

Final score:

146points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago

And more sincere tears then funerals.

29points

bob_loblaw1999 , (Argia Sbolenfi) Report

#17

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Whoever said that rain on your wedding day is good luck was just trying to calm down an anxious bride.

Final score:

132points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

That's weird... here rain on your wedding day is bad luck

31points

#18

30 Of The Most Humorous, Bizarre, And Deep “Shower Thoughts” On Marriage, As Shared By Users In This Online Group Weddings are weird because it's totally socially acceptable to get all your friends and family together, sort them by how much you like them, and place them at tables that shows the ranking based on proximity to you.

Tommy84 , Derek Hatfield Report

Final score:

119points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

I was at table 7 next to the door for my Dad's wedding last weekend. My little sister didn't even have a seat... we are his only kids.

47points