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You know, there is probably no more wonderful job in this world than a food blogger or a restaurant critic. Just imagine - you spend all day eating wonderfully delicious dishes, grading them, writing witty texts about this food, or completely destroying chefs... Frankly speaking, what could be better?

Although, in fact, we are probably not the only ones who think so - because if you count all the food reviewers in the world and gather them at one table, like on the legendary fresco ‘The Last Supper’, then it will take a very, very and very long time to walk past the table. Yes, you have to be damn talented or even more damn original to stand out in the crowd of food bloggers - and let's face it, this guy did it!

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SH Holmes
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly what a raccoon would say.

Something
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard that raccoon got to eat cotton candy in the end.

Channen TTCL
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Immediately went to look for the sad raccoon on youtube 😂

Lilly
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.... why is there a windows in the shower

Jo Slatermill
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Who the actual F eats in the shower? I feel this is an American thing only

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    bElLa sTairZz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    such an important story beat should be higher tbh

    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I'll fake it through the day with some help from Johnnie Walker Red 🎶

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, shower alcohol just sounds like a win or a desperate cry for help. Maybe both

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your ex is DEFINITELY having second thoughts about the one that got away

    SoozeeQ
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they eating steak in the shower? Edit: I thought that the heading was about food being reviewed from showers (ie. bridal, baby, etc). Now, I realise that the entire thread is about food being eaten in tne shower! 🤦

    This Atlanta-based Twitter user is called @gazpachomachine, and he does reviews of the simplest and most ordinary food, and then posts a photo and a little accompanying text on his account. You may wonder what’s unique here, since literally almost every food blogger does this? But no - after all, not every food blogger eats the reviewed food while taking a shower!

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you don't have a knife in your shower for emergencies like pineapples?

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    Aussie Bloke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The ladies will like it"- if you know, you know...

    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't confuse it with the poop knife.

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    Chexmy Licks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my opinion... i dont like pizza that much doe but that looks good

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would probably be good cause the steam would make it melry

    As of today, our hero's Twitter account has 21.1K followers, and he has already prepared over three dozen shower reviews. From pizza bought in a local pizzeria to watermelon and pineapple, from chocolate-coated ice cream to a 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye specially bought with fan donations, you can find absolutely everything your heart desires. And your stomach too, by the way.

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    You can also slide into the DMs and order a review of some special dish you like. For example, recently one follower asked the author of the page to eat pudding while in the shower. If you're wondering what pudding tastes like under running water, it's about 5/10. According to the author, of course, we can not share his opinion ourselves.

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    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhh anyone else think about what happens if the tablet falls

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like some dry popcorn. At least you can take a drink under the shower head.

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: zip lock bag over the tablet. Sure, it obscures the screen a bit but better than killing your tablet

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    Foffy Skrimshaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 12 I ate a whole platter of shrimp with cocktail sauce at my friend's birthday party. I didn't mean to, I just kept eating them. His mom was pissed.

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's basically a meal for one anyway 😅 Did she want left over shrimp?

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always a party in my shower ... party of one ... because two means someone is getting the no water section and no one likes that

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did this have me on the floor DYING lmaooo i js imagine him looking to the ground and sheding maybe on or two tears at not being able to rate a SoFt tAcO :')

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least all you can see is his feet!

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    "I can't say that water treatments right at the time of eating improve the taste or the overall process of digestion," says Roman Sardarian, a chef from Ukraine, whom Bored Panda asked for a comment. "The fact is that digestion in general is a very energy-consuming process, and requires a significant increase in blood flow to the stomach. And when you have a shower or bath, on the contrary, a sharp change in body temperature occurs."

    "On the other hand, this guy definitely doesn't do it all the time, but occasionally and just for fun. In addition, for example, the ancient Romans, who were known to be great food lovers, usually lay at the table while eating, and often dined right in the pool in their famous baths. So there's definitely something to it," Roman says. "By the way, I've seen several similar accounts on Twitter, but this blogger does have the most interesting and funny texts."

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much did that thing cost?? I heard five guys has become notoriously expensive

    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just put it under the water so that it's not so dry.

    Pitbull Dad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That drain is gonna clog but it won't be from the food

    Me.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a five guys add. It talked about the American dream and me non-existent local five guys

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks so soggy

    ._.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason they always give 1 more patty than requested

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a point to having bread toasted ... when you eat it in the shower?

    Alias-the-shade
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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He isn't even getting it wet let alone dumping it down the drain

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the special sauce is marvelous in the shower.

    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude's going through existential crisis after existential crisis.

    Lumity_Shipper69
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro hes going thru a crisis every shower

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only things I like from McDs is the Big Macs and Shanghai Chicken. My husband and I usually split those two, so good together

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how that feels. Same with voicemail. I think I have online social anxiety

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing here ... you don't have to look at my response ... I get it

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    Yes, our hero today honestly admits that he is far from being the first Twitter user who came up with the idea of ​​doing shower food reviews. On the other hand, it's really interesting to read and watch him. "I may not have been the first, but I am the best," the author of the account proudly declares, and it's hard to disagree with him. So please feel free to scroll to the very end of this selection, check out the best reviews and maybe try it yourself. Who knows, perhaps we are at the very beginning of a brand new and viral culinary trend?

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    Bron G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he take the picture 🤔🤔

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, Little Caesars pizza is c**p. Their bread sticks though are one of the first things I get whenever I visit my sister

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, but it's probably a normal chicken, not a Costco one.

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    Biliegh they/them
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My next goal, eat whole chicken like a leg 😂❤

    Chexmy Licks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS HIS HANDS BIG ENOUGH TO FIT IN MY COOCHI-

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family likes to use the hot water all at the same time. I could only watch commercials with my normal 5 minute cold warning

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    Korean Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes reeses cereal is so goood! i can tell only prolly cause im fat

    Printerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that Dexter is a show from his childhood just makes me feel so effing old.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he has some familiarity with handling tubular hunks of meat.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chili cheese dog ... that's dedication

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    Christian Homuth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s good to hear cause it looks pretty gross

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I really hope you didnt...that must have been the most bitter bite of orange ever eaten...

    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image makes me want to commit a crime

    River wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? You don’t eat the peel, you— wait for this— PEEL it.

    Pineapple
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything about that would quite literally kill me if i were to recreate it

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0.o i have no comments

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you take the picture?

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We might not want to know where he is holding the camera🙄

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    Unnamed Hooman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big is this guy’s hand to be able to cup the bucket-

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with honey mustard dipping sauce ... my brain doesn't know whether to be nauseous or hungry

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    Kat O.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a dozen of these, thank you.

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is something people would do when going through intense sadness or heartbreak.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that smells like a true watermelon shampoo.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would definitely make the sticky cleanup after eating watermelon a whole lot easier...

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the shells on the floor :')

    Unnamed Hooman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His plumber is so used to finding food in the drain he just doesn’t even question it

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    Dubs_1117
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are his hands COVERED in dust? 🤣

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dam he gobbled that up!

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that its so specific✨steak on a fork✨

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