This Twitter Account Dedicates Its Postings To “Shower Food Reviews,” Here Are 31 Of The Best Ones
You know, there is probably no more wonderful job in this world than a food blogger or a restaurant critic. Just imagine - you spend all day eating wonderfully delicious dishes, grading them, writing witty texts about this food, or completely destroying chefs... Frankly speaking, what could be better?
Although, in fact, we are probably not the only ones who think so - because if you count all the food reviewers in the world and gather them at one table, like on the legendary fresco ‘The Last Supper’, then it will take a very, very and very long time to walk past the table. Yes, you have to be damn talented or even more damn original to stand out in the crowd of food bloggers - and let's face it, this guy did it!
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🎶 I'll fake it through the day with some help from Johnnie Walker Red 🎶
Tbf, shower alcohol just sounds like a win or a desperate cry for help. Maybe both
Your ex is DEFINITELY having second thoughts about the one that got away
Why are they eating steak in the shower? Edit: I thought that the heading was about food being reviewed from showers (ie. bridal, baby, etc). Now, I realise that the entire thread is about food being eaten in tne shower! 🤦
This Atlanta-based Twitter user is called @gazpachomachine, and he does reviews of the simplest and most ordinary food, and then posts a photo and a little accompanying text on his account. You may wonder what’s unique here, since literally almost every food blogger does this? But no - after all, not every food blogger eats the reviewed food while taking a shower!
Yeah, you don't have a knife in your shower for emergencies like pineapples?
Load More Replies...As of today, our hero's Twitter account has 21.1K followers, and he has already prepared over three dozen shower reviews. From pizza bought in a local pizzeria to watermelon and pineapple, from chocolate-coated ice cream to a 32oz Tomahawk Ribeye specially bought with fan donations, you can find absolutely everything your heart desires. And your stomach too, by the way.
You can also slide into the DMs and order a review of some special dish you like. For example, recently one follower asked the author of the page to eat pudding while in the shower. If you're wondering what pudding tastes like under running water, it's about 5/10. According to the author, of course, we can not share his opinion ourselves.
that looks like some dry popcorn. At least you can take a drink under the shower head.
Pro tip: zip lock bag over the tablet. Sure, it obscures the screen a bit but better than killing your tablet
When I was 12 I ate a whole platter of shrimp with cocktail sauce at my friend's birthday party. I didn't mean to, I just kept eating them. His mom was pissed.
I mean, it's basically a meal for one anyway 😅 Did she want left over shrimp?
Load More Replies...There's always a party in my shower ... party of one ... because two means someone is getting the no water section and no one likes that
why did this have me on the floor DYING lmaooo i js imagine him looking to the ground and sheding maybe on or two tears at not being able to rate a SoFt tAcO :')
"I can't say that water treatments right at the time of eating improve the taste or the overall process of digestion," says Roman Sardarian, a chef from Ukraine, whom Bored Panda asked for a comment. "The fact is that digestion in general is a very energy-consuming process, and requires a significant increase in blood flow to the stomach. And when you have a shower or bath, on the contrary, a sharp change in body temperature occurs."
"On the other hand, this guy definitely doesn't do it all the time, but occasionally and just for fun. In addition, for example, the ancient Romans, who were known to be great food lovers, usually lay at the table while eating, and often dined right in the pool in their famous baths. So there's definitely something to it," Roman says. "By the way, I've seen several similar accounts on Twitter, but this blogger does have the most interesting and funny texts."
How much did that thing cost?? I heard five guys has become notoriously expensive
Is there a point to having bread toasted ... when you eat it in the shower?
He isn't even getting it wet let alone dumping it down the drain
Load More Replies...The only things I like from McDs is the Big Macs and Shanghai Chicken. My husband and I usually split those two, so good together
I know how that feels. Same with voicemail. I think I have online social anxiety
Same thing here ... you don't have to look at my response ... I get it
Load More Replies...Yes, our hero today honestly admits that he is far from being the first Twitter user who came up with the idea of doing shower food reviews. On the other hand, it's really interesting to read and watch him. "I may not have been the first, but I am the best," the author of the account proudly declares, and it's hard to disagree with him. So please feel free to scroll to the very end of this selection, check out the best reviews and maybe try it yourself. Who knows, perhaps we are at the very beginning of a brand new and viral culinary trend?
Honestly, Little Caesars pizza is c**p. Their bread sticks though are one of the first things I get whenever I visit my sister
I dunno, but it's probably a normal chicken, not a Costco one.
Load More Replies...My family likes to use the hot water all at the same time. I could only watch commercials with my normal 5 minute cold warning
Load More Replies...The fact that Dexter is a show from his childhood just makes me feel so effing old.
He looks like he has some familiarity with handling tubular hunks of meat.
Load More Replies...Oh I really hope you didnt...that must have been the most bitter bite of orange ever eaten...
Not seriously, it's all for fun. Lighten up a little
Load More Replies...We might not want to know where he is holding the camera🙄
Load More Replies...with honey mustard dipping sauce ... my brain doesn't know whether to be nauseous or hungry
I feel like this is something people would do when going through intense sadness or heartbreak.
well he is going through a breakup lmao
Load More Replies...This would definitely make the sticky cleanup after eating watermelon a whole lot easier...
His plumber is so used to finding food in the drain he just doesn’t even question it
I kinda feel sorry for the guy ngl. Like yeesh dude I'll be your friend
Like, a "save water, shower with a friend" kind of friend?
Load More Replies...It’s intentionally over exaggerated. He has posted pictures of himself without any alterations so he doesn’t appear to be trying to fool anyone.
Load More Replies...Why aren't they in order? It hurts my brain to see #31 #2. Like, they came already numbered. Otherwise nice find
I think BP posts these to a forum and they aren't voted on, and are then presented in order of popularity
Load More Replies...I do wonder how real the angst is... Some good advice either way, though, and I may just help myself to a shower popsicle
I kinda feel sorry for the guy ngl. Like yeesh dude I'll be your friend
Like, a "save water, shower with a friend" kind of friend?
Load More Replies...It’s intentionally over exaggerated. He has posted pictures of himself without any alterations so he doesn’t appear to be trying to fool anyone.
Load More Replies...Why aren't they in order? It hurts my brain to see #31 #2. Like, they came already numbered. Otherwise nice find
I think BP posts these to a forum and they aren't voted on, and are then presented in order of popularity
Load More Replies...I do wonder how real the angst is... Some good advice either way, though, and I may just help myself to a shower popsicle
