This one comes from all those tired delivery contractors and their "amazing" attempts to get things (near) your door.
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I hate you, delivery guy
A UPS contractor just threw a package onto my porch from half way up the driveway. Nailed it! 3 points! Thanks UPS.
Signed,
Customer in a wheelchair with a f@#d#g
ramp on the front of the house