$10,000 for a giant gorilla couch? We're not sure if it's a statement piece or a cry for help, but one thing's for certain: this is the ultimate conversation starter (and maybe a potential therapy bill)

This incense holder takes "burning the candle at both ends" to a whole new level. It's definitely a conversation starter, but maybe not the most appropriate one for your family dinner table.

This fidget toy isn't just for restless hands, it's apparently a miracle cure for "dad habits." We're not sure what those habits are, but we're definitely intrigued (and a little terrified).

This Poop-Shaped Tea Infuser: Brewing your favorite tea has never been so... erm... interesting? We're not sure why anyone would want a turd steeping in their cup, but hey, to each their own! Just maybe don't gift this to your grandma.

Forget those basic kibble bowls! This swole pup is all about brain gains AND muscle gains. He's clearly mastered the art of the puzzle feeder, proving that even the fittest dogs need a mental challenge. Who knew a dog toy could inspire such gym-spiration?

Introducing the 'Pornator' - the most unfortunately named portable monitor of all time. We're not sure what they were thinking, but it's definitely a conversation starter (or ender, depending on who you're talking to).

Priorities, people! This shirt speaks the truth about the irresistible allure of Taco Bell. Just kidding about the dropkicking part... or are we?

When your culinary ambitions include flambéing and a post-dinner smoke break. We're not sure if this blowtorch is a kitchen essential or a health hazard waiting to happen, but it definitely adds a certain 'je ne sais quoi' to your crème brûlée.

Grandpa's getting a wine dispenser! That is, IF he survives the initial surprise. We're not sure if it's excitement or a sinister plot, but either way, this family gathering just got a whole lot more interesting.

"Introducing the 'Heterosexual' Coffee Table – because apparently, your furniture needs a sexual orientation now. We're not sure what makes a coffee table 'straight,' but we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with its legs."

These Easter eggs are definitely hopping into a whole new territory. We're not sure what the photographer was going for, but it's safe to say these eggs are bringing some unexpected spring surprises!

Safety first, but let's not forget a touch of sas!s This bicycle reflector light ensures you're visible at night while adding a cheeky twist to your ride. Fair warning, it might be bit of a distraction for drivers...

Say goodbye to your double chin and hello to an existential crisis! This facial exerciser promises to sculpt your jawline, but judging by the model's thousand-yard stare, it might also suck the joy out of your soul.

This security camera promises to detect 'humanoids' in your home. We're not sure if it's meant to keep your kids safe or warn you about an impending alien invasion, but either way, it's definitely a little unsettling.

This pull-up bar is so massive, it makes even the most jacked gym rat look like a tiny ant! We're not sure if it's meant for humans or giants, but one thing's for sure - it's a workout just getting your hands on those bars!

Minion Goggles: Unleash your inner... nightmare fuel? We're not sure what's more terrifying, the Minions themselves or this child's unsettlingly vacant stare while wearing these goggles. Proceed with caution.

Bath time battles? Not anymore! These bathtime stickers promise instant joy, turning even the most reluctant bathers into happy little splashers... in just one second! (Results may vary. Parental bribery may still be required.)

Upgrade your car protection with a touch of the wild! This waterproof trunk protector isn't just for dogs and cats anymore. Apparently, even ferocious felines like tigers need a comfy ride too. (Disclaimer: We do not recommend transporting wild animals in your vehicle.)

This 'I Eat Kids' tapestry with a suited businessman: Definitely NOT the vibe you want for a relaxing bedroom ambiance. Unless you're going for a horror movie aesthetic, we suggest opting for a less... disturbing tapestry choice.

This tablet might come in a sleek 'gary' finish, but we're pretty sure that's just a typo, not a new shade inspired by a certain 'Spongebob Squarepants' snail.

When you take 'self-care' a little too literally. We're not sure if this is a fashion statement or a cry for help, but one thing's for sure: these self-adhesive bandages are definitely versatile!

This neck fan promises to keep you cool, but the ad's color correction seems to have gone a bit too far. We're not sure if this model is enjoying the breeze or suffering from a severe oxygen deficiency!

A 'sexy' Sir Pentious costume? We're not sure what's more terrifying: the idea of a seductive snake demon or the existential crisis this costume might trigger for Hazbin Hotel fans.

This giant syringe ad is a little... unsettling. We're not sure if they're trying to sell veterinary supplies or something a bit more... kinky. Either way, we're pretty sure this isn't how you're supposed to treat your horse!