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Step aside, predictable bestsellers and formulaic plots! We're venturing into the uncharted territory of literary oddities, where the pages hold stories so bizarre, hilarious, and thought-provoking, you'll wonder why you ever read ordinary books. These aren't your run-of-the-mill novels; they're the literary equivalent of a rollercoaster ride, filled with unexpected twists, turns, and laugh-out-loud moments.

Whether you're a seasoned bibliophile or a casual reader looking for something truly unique, get ready to have your mind blown by these 31 weird and wonderful books. They'll challenge your perceptions, tickle your funny bone, and leave you craving more literary adventures off the beaten path.

 The Book Of Useless Information: The Perfect Bathroom Reader For Those Moments When You Need To Know How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop... But Not Really

Review: "I got much more than I was expecting—679 pages of interesting facts to spit at anyone and everyone! The hardcover is gorgeous, durable, and feels very nice. The spine is protected and looks like it’ll last a while. Only issue was cosmetic, in the back was a very small dent at the top corner of the book, but that’s what happens when you buy a hardcover online. Pleasantly satisfied otherwise." - Cat

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex's parents had a bathroom reader like this. Over 9 years of occasional perusal, I can attest it was fantastic. It was called "Do Penguins Have Knees?" (spoiler: they do). The author's name is David Feldman. I highly recommend it should you be so inclined.

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 Napoleon's Hemorrhoids: And Other Small Events That Changed History: Proof That Sometimes, History's Biggest Turning Points Happen When Someone's Gotta Take A Really Long Bathroom Break

Review: "This books is full of historical oddities and the "what ifs" of history. It mentions so many cases of how events could have turned out differently due to some chance encounters or twist of fate. The cover mentioned how the Battle of Waterloo could have turned very differently if Napoleon had not suffered from a case of piles at an inopportune time. If is full of such "what ifs" that could have lead to a very different History of the World than what we have today. I enjoy reading about such Alternate History possibilities in real history like I read in Science Fiction. This book really makes you think about history overall and is nothing like what they teach in school. Very educational as well as enjoyable reading overall." - Mike K

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Actual HR-Approved Ways To Tell Coworkers They're Stupid: The Perfect Gift For That Coworker Who's A Few Tapas Short Of A Full Meal, But You Still Want To Keep Your Job. This Book Is Sure To Provide A Few Laughs, Even If It Doesn't Improve Anyone's IQ

Review: "I purchased this as a "silly" stocking stuffer for my husband. Once we started looking at it, we found that it actually has useful phrases to help communicate with coworkers effectively. The examples of what not to say make you laugh, because it's what you think in your head when dealing with incompetent coworkers. Then it follows up with the "correct" way to say it, which is so helpful!" - LMill

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 Becky's Beaver Needs A Barber: Hilarious Coloring Book For Adults: Because Sometimes, Adulting Is Just Too Hairy To Handle. Unleash Your Inner Artist And Your Wild Side With This Irreverent Coloring Book That's Guaranteed To Leave You In Stitches. Who Knew Grooming Could Be So Funny?

Review: "Oh, where do I even begin with "Becky's Beaver Needs a Barber"? This literary gem has reshaped the way I view both beavers and the entire world of adult coloring books. Move over Shakespeare; there's a new bard in town. From the moment I laid eyes on this rhyming masterpiece, I knew I was in for a treat. Who knew that the untold story of a beaver in dire need of a trim could be so profoundly moving? The depth of character development in Becky's beaver is truly awe-inspiring. I found myself emotionally invested in the fate of that furry critter in a way I never thought possible." - Handsome Matt

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 White Trash Cooking: Where Culinary Elegance Meets A Healthy Dose Of "Bless Your Heart." Think Casseroles, Comfort Food, And Recipes Passed Down Through Generations Of Questionable Kitchen Hygiene

Review: "Ha ha. This cookbook is a great gag gift. But I bought it for that wonderful peach pie recipe, called Clara Janes peach pie. OMG! Best peach pie ever! This recipe is worth the whole cookbook. I could probably get myself a husband just with that pie recipe!" - Pam B.

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Dixie Girl
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i actually have this cookbook. There are some good recipes in there. Then there are 2 for cooking possum.

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 Quackery: A Brief History Of The Worst Ways To Cure Everything: From Leeches To Electric Shocks, This Book Is A Hilarious Journey Through The Annals Of Medical Mishaps And Questionable Cures. If You've Ever Wondered Why We No Longer Prescribe Mercury For A Headache, This Book Has The Answers (And A Few Laughs)

Review: "I absolutely loved this book! The humor and wit in this book just keeps it interesting ! Even shows you pictures of devices and advertisements which was another level of fantastic! I really recommend this book! Accurate and Informative! Loved it!!!" - Michelle Adams

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its my birthday next week. Going to be dropping some not so subtle hints for this gem!

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 There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed A Fantastic Parent: The Perfect Antidote For Mom Guilt, Packed With Hilarious Anecdotes Of Parenting Fails That Will Make You Feel Like A Superhero Just For Getting Your Kids Dressed In The Morning

Review: "Do you know when your kids have those days where they want to insult you let them read this book! I gave them to all of my 5 children, my (son)daughter-in-law and daughters because this book is absolutely fantastic. It deserves a five star rating! So if you feel like you’re rotten mother, read this!😂🤣" - Susan M.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worse animal moms are quokkas,they literally throw their babies at predators and run off lmfao

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 A Boatload Of Seamen (Cancelled Children's Books): Ahoy There, Matey! This Book Might Not Be Suitable For Bedtime Stories, But It's Sure To Make You Laugh Out Loud. Just Be Prepared To Explain A Few Things To The Kids When They Ask Why You're Giggling So Much

Review: "Cleveland Steamer Press knows a thing or two about fine storytelling. I expect my child will stand more erect as a result of this literary masterpiece. Truly a masterwork that will be handed down for generations to come. My entire family looks forward to consuming anything and everything Cleveland Steamer has to offer in the future!" - jimbo

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 How To Know If Your Cat Is Trying To Introduce Communism In Your House?: Is Your Feline Friend Demanding Equal Portions Of Tuna For All Household Members? Are They Holding Secret Meetings In Cardboard Boxes? This Tongue-In-Cheek Guide Will Help You Decode Your Cat's Mysterious Behavior And Determine If They're Plotting A Revolution

Review: "Are cats one of our best friends, or are they sleeper agents of extreme political malfeasance espousing radical left wing views; where the AOC progressives meet the Stalin communism, where the need to be petted is more important than your family, as most would not see the cute kitty next door as advocating a coup to support Dumbledore theory of the doing what is needed for the good of the many, not the good of the few, or the good of the one, introducing the darkness of the Greatest Good…." - Thomas G OSullivan

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This literary rabbit hole goes deep, and we've unearthed even more bizarre and captivating books that will make you question everything you thought you knew about storytelling. Get ready to laugh until your sides ache as we explore books that turn reality on its head and leave you questioning the very meaning of existence!

 How To Hold A Cockroach: A Book For Those Who Are Free And Don't Know It: A Philosophical Exploration Disguised As An Insect-Handling Guide? Sign Us Up! This Book Might Just Convince You That Even The Most Reviled Creatures Have Something To Teach Us About Life, Freedom, And Maybe Even A Little Bit Of Squeamishness

Review: "The author does an amazing job detaching the reader from their own "problems" yet making the lessons so relatable and clear in a light way, opening our eyes to new possibilities and ways of being. I throughly enjoyed this book and will be gifting to friends." - Lynn Wisniewski

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 Death Masks Of The Rich And Famous: A Morbidly Fascinating Glimpse Into The Final Moments Of History's Most Celebrated Figures, Proving That Even The Rich And Famous Can't Escape The Ultimate Equalize

Review: "Who would have thought that these masks would have been so well made? The short comments definitely added pertinent information about the deceased as well. Greatly surprised to find this so interesting!" - Jane Anna

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 Snoop Dogg Presents Goon With The Spoon: Because Even Gangstas Gotta Eat, And Who Better To Teach You How To Whip Up Some Fire Dishes Than Snoop Dogg And E-40? Forget The Munchies, This Cookbook Will Have You Feeling Like A Culinary G. Fo' Shizzle

Review: "When I saw this on Amazon I thought, "This can't be real." Naturally, I ordered it. And it's real. Lol. I don't listen to Snoop's music (or any rap, really), but I still enjoy when he dips into other things I'm into. Like cooking! This is a thick book with a ton of great-looking recipes. Snoop and the Goon (I guess his name is E-40?) came up with some delicious stuff that even my kids wanted to try. Popsicles will forever be Pop-sizzles to me now." - T. Truitt

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 Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks And Their Least Impressed Visitors: A Hilarious Celebration Of Nature's Grandeur And The Grumpy Folks Who Just Don't Get It. "Too Many Trees" And "Not Enough Cell Service" Are Just A Few Of The Complaints You'll Find Within.

Review: "This is the best sort of book. Witty, informative; and beautiful illustrated. I’ll be proudly displaying mine and definitely giving some as gifts to all of my outdoorsy friends." - Elizabeth

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly how I feel about Cabrillo National Park here in San Diego, California. It's basically the same cliffs and ocean you can experience for free anywhere else on the coast with a small, non-operative lighthouse museum. Not worth the $30 admission.

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But wait, there is even more to check out in this library of literary oddities! We're about to venture beyond the realm of the strange and into the downright hilarious. These books are guaranteed to leave you in stitches and craving more offbeat reads. So make some space on your shelves and get your library, we mean credit cards ready!

 The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, And Advice On First-Year Maintenance: Because Apparently, Babies Don't Come With A Warranty Or A Tech Support Hotline. Good Luck!

Review: "I absolutely love this book!! Being 8 months pregnant is NOT easy and I’ve been exhausted throughout the pregnancy, meaning I’ve been procrastinating a lot of things I shouldn’t have (classes, reading). This book is so simple and straightforward. It can be read through or skipped to certain chapters about certain topics. Its a simple read and honestly makes me laugh while reading it because of it refering to the newborn as a “make or model”, it lightens up the stress of it all for sure. I even got my husband to finally read this book on his own. We both 100% recommend it to parents as a simple read or a future reference when your model arrives!!" - Kacie

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought the dog owner's manual when I got my puppy. It was a brilliant read. Would totally buy this one as well based on the book I have.

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 Drinking For Two: Nutritious Mocktails For The Mom-To-Be: Because Even When You're Drinking For Two, One Of You Still Has A Curfew. Cheers To Pregnancy Without The Hangover!

Review: "I’m not pregnant or expecting but ordered this book for myself because of the alcohol free healthy mocktail recipes. Not only does this book include yummy and healthy recipes but it also has some great nutritional and pregnancy advice for expecting parents. I’ll be giving this as a baby shower gift from here on out!" - Brian

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'One of you still has a curfew'? Which one would that be?

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 The Good Wife Guide: 19 Rules For Keeping A Happy Husband: A Tongue-In-Cheek Guide To Marital Bliss, Circa 1950. Forget Feminism And Embrace Your Inner Stepford Wife With Tips On Stocking His Beer Fridge, Ironing His Boxers, And Never Asking About That Lipstick Stain On His Collar

Review: "I sent the book to a bride, along with a note regarding marrying in the 1950s vs. 2021. She sent a note right away saying how much she loved it. Her words, not mine! I highly recommend this book as a gag gift for anyone who has a good sense of humor. I read part of it before gift wrapping and found it to be funny and very enjoyable! Admittedly, both the bride and I are children of the '50s, so we really get it!!" - Smudge's Mom

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 Just The Tip (The Pen Fifteen Club): A Children's Book That's Definitely Not For Children. This Hilariously Inappropriate Tale Of A Paintbrush And A Paint Pot Is Sure To Make You Blush And Giggle At The Same Time. It's The Perfect Gift For The Parent Who Appreciates A Good Double Entendre

Review: "Fun story with hilariously crude artwork. Suggestive yet... innocent enough to pass for a true children's book for the younger crowd. A rare find! My only recommendation if you're reading it is not to just plow through Henry's story reading the text. I feel like half the fun in admiring the nuances and subtleties buried in the art. For instance, in one frame I'm pretty sure Henry is watching the same video I saw on PaintHub a few years back. Safe to say this is going to be strategically placed on my coffee table as a conversation starter. I don't think any of my friends will be able to resist seeing what it's about lolol." - TRWells

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 Dogtology: A Humorous Exploration Of Man's Fur-Ocious Devotion To Dogs: A Tongue-In-Cheek Exploration Of The Almost Religious Devotion Some People Have For Their Furry Best Friends. This Book Delves Into The World Of Dog Lovers Who Treat Their Pets Like Royalty, From Gourmet Meals To Designer Wardrobes, And Everything In Betwee

Review: "I reviewed the original Dogtolgy and loved it. Didn't think it could be topped. Well, I was wrong. The latest edition is even better. The cover is wonderful, the quality of the paper and presentation outstanding. The addition of photographs puts it over the top. A great companion to Catakism. Most importantly is that the hilarity and pure enjoyment of the read is still there. Congradulations on this latest edition. If my brilliant poodle could read I know he would love it. Not sure about Catakism though. Congratulations to the author for sharing his love of animals and his sense of humor with the reading public." - Pack'n' A Bladder Pisstol

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 Why Are My Nuts In The Toilet Water? And Other Questions Older Men Need Answered: A Philosophical Exploration Of Life's Greatest Mysteries, Including The Eternal Question Of Why Socks Disappear In The Dryer And Where All The Remote Controls Go

Review: "filled with humor and practical advice, 'Why Are My Nuts in the Toilet Water? and Other Questions Older Men Need Answered' tackles aging with wit and wisdom. It offers straightforward answers to sensitive questions, blending empathy with practical tips. A recommended read for anyone navigating the complexities of getting older" - Hawt Piece

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are mens' ballsacks dangling all the way down into the water? That is (runs out to have a look) at least 30-40cm from the seat to the water. Talk about lowhanging fruits! ;-D Do Americans keep higher water levels in their toilets or what is going on? Are men really that droopy?

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 The Book Of Bill (Gravity Falls): Did You Miss Him? Admit It, You Missed Him. Bill Cipher Is Back And Ready To Spill All The Secrets Of The Universe, Including How To Take Over The World And The Proper Way To Wear A Top Hat. Just Try Not To Make A Deal With Him... Or Else!

Review: "I preordered this book as soon as I could! I love Gravity Falls and Bill Cipher is one of my favorite characters. I love how chaotic he is. I haven’t read it all the way through yet but I can already tell it’s an amazing read! I love the reviews on the back- hilarious! Anyway, make sure you told onto your teeth while reading this! Or else Bill might take them." - Melanie Bueltmann

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 Go The F*ck To Sleep: A Bedtime Story For Parents Who Are This Close To Losing Their Minds. Finally, A Book That Speaks The Unspoken Truth About The Nightly Struggle To Get Kids To Sleep. Sweet Dreams, Indeed

Review: "My hubby bought this for me as a “just because gift” I laughed my a** off! This book is so relatable! It would make for a perfect baby shower or just because gift because let’s have some “real talk”, sometimes we just want the kids to go the f to sleep!" - ECHO2736

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine Samuel L.Jackson reading this aloud. Imagine it, and then head over to YouTube to hear him. You can thank me later

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 The Action Bible: God's Redemptive Story: Because Even The Almighty Needs A Little Action And Adventure Sometimes. Who Knew The Bible Could Be This Thrilling?

Review: "I loved this bibble for my daughter. She is 10 and loves to read the comic book styles so this was perfect. The pictures and illustrations are phenomenal. This book my daughter can not stop reading." - Amber

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 How To Make A Hat Entirely Out Of Dried Cucumber: By Xandiloquence Bizarre The Ab3rd: A Surprisingly Inspirational Guide On Embracing Your Inner Weirdness And Finding Beauty In The Mundane. Who Knew A Cucumber Could Be A Fashion Statement?

Review: "It has been a long time since a book really made me think and feel. Ab3rd peels away society's mask and reflects our imperfections in the mirror, before taking us on a journey into our subconscious. Is the dried cucumber hat the journey or the destination? You be the judge." - Jerbear83

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