Join the Fun!

#2

Cute

Final score:

436points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

Awww. Love hearing about animals who are adored. Every animal deserves this.

116points

#3

How Low Can You Go?

Final score:

347points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

Tish bam

75points

#4

BBQ Dad Needed

Final score:

297points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

Sad none of the attendees seem to have a real dad who can fill in.

126points

#5

He’s Bilingual

Final score:

287points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

Only the smartest of deers can speak canine.

77points

#6

Karen Needs A Date!

Final score:

262points

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Tee Rat 1 year ago

I know a guy who has a van that might be available. Forget it he's only 28.

53points

#7

$1800 Clothes Rack

Final score:

189points

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N Miller 1 year ago

Truth in advertising

63points

#8

To The Man Doing My Wife:

Final score:

185points

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Astrius 1 year ago

petty. we like those.

69points

#9

Bless His Heart

Final score:

180points

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Ziggyc 1 year ago

Lol..a real flute not a skin one,love the comment

77points

#10

You Farted

Final score:

174points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

He's a keeper!

68points

#11

"We'll Need You To Sing"

Final score:

140points

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Sinead Kenny 1 year ago

Jeez, are these real? Can someone please turn my husband over everytime he snores in the night and also turn his 17 million snooze buttons off? No WEIRD staring at us in the dark while you do it please. Just stare at the wall and hum soothing sounds, all while YOU pay ME! 🧏‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

98points

#12

They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

Final score:

139points

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SewingStaffy 1 year ago

I'd love to know if they got the wall back!

15points

#13

Karen The Devil Spawn Chicken

Final score:

129points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

I like Karen

50points

#14

Free Pizza!

Final score:

125points

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Esist Nosrep 1 year ago

Guy getting one mil and can't pay for balls guy? Sad

79points

#15

Sounds About Right

Final score:

124points

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Cyber Returns 1 year ago

I ain't running! You can all enjoy my fat a$$ as it casually waddles by glistening in the sun

145points

#16

Fun With Scammers

Final score:

118points

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Pink kitty 1 year ago

I started reading and was like 'No!! It's a scam!!' then I saw eddyeatsdick and relaxed :)

83points

#17

Did You Punch Me In The Back Of The Head In The Park?

Final score:

115points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

Totally.

37points

#18

I Mean , Now That He Mentions It , I Want In On It Too

Final score:

113points

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Heather W 1 year ago

Meeeemoryyyyys

42points

#19

Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

Final score:

111points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

At least they said they’re so done with them

12points

#20

Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

Final score:

104points

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OmBoyGanesh 1 year ago

The full picture of the vase: https://imgur.io/Zr5DUgU?r

37points

#21

Wife Ran Out

Final score:

103points

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Zedrapazia 1 year ago

Someone tell him to start a GoFundMe, there's a lot of people willing to help on situations like this

23points

#22

Found This Interesting

Final score:

103points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago

I'm not sure this is fake. Brad Parscale was the guy in charge of web promotion during the 2016 Trump campaign and they were paying black people to go to events. You can check this on Snopes if you want, but yeah this happened.

93points

#23

I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

Final score:

91points

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thatbisexualtacocat 1 year ago (edited)

"It may even contain invisibility as no one seems to see it" I laughed SO hard, lol

65points

#24

I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

Final score:

89points

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Ample Aardvark 1 year ago

"CRAIGLIST IS FOR INTELLIGENT ADULTS!" 😆😆😆😆

67points

#25

An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

Final score:

87points

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Ziggyc 1 year ago

OK Elmo..hope you fine the grandma

44points

#26

Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

Final score:

86points

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Sinead Kenny 1 year ago

Said Jeffrey Dahmer to no-one...

67points

#27

Apparently I Have A Way With Words

Final score:

86points

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PeeledPotato 1 year ago

huh?

52points

mooshoflove 1 year ago

I think the buyer misread the sellers response as, "I CAN'T do 18..." Alas..

11points

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Mav Mav 1 year ago

any more lip from you and I'll give you $25

13points

Gogubaci 1 year ago

ah, yes, the negociator

4points

Momma Dubb 1 year ago

This was exhausting

2points

Omima mimi miki 1 year ago

Over my head... WHAT?

0points

Klopec 1 year ago

What???

0points

Christy Charbeneau 1 year ago

Don't get it

0points

Cat Chat 1 year ago

The seller settled on a price, but the buyer continued to negotiate, offering even more. 🤔

1point

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Amanda Fondaumiere 1 year ago

Lolol

0points

#28

No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

Final score:

81points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

Yeah no weird stuff because we wouldn't want people to think we're odd.

112points

#29

Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

Final score:

80points

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Brenda 1 year ago

If they're all in the same condition as the displayed one, then pass

38points

#30

....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

Final score:

79points

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Escapist Panda 1 year ago

Am I allowed to inspect the interior before purchase?

56points

#31

I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

Final score:

69points

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Headless Roach 1 year ago

Looks like a urine sample to me.

43points

#32

Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

Final score:

61points

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David 1 year ago

She was in another thread. Kind of weird how she gets around on her own.

14points

#33

A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

Final score:

49points

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Rose the Cook 1 year ago

This person needs to see a doctor.

81points

#34

This Guy F**ks

Final score:

46points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

🤮 why do women go along with this egotistical c**p?

28points

#35

NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

Final score:

41points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

This is just bad taste. Abortions shouldn't be regarded so callously.

70points

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#36

Kevin

Final score:

34points

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Shyla Bouche 1 year ago

I think Kevin may become Neil food. Poor Kevin. He's my favorite minion.

14points

#37

Fair Enough

Final score:

26points

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pink_panda 1 year ago

Good deed, thanks!

10points

#38

Petting A Cow

Final score:

24points

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Cheryl Ramsay 1 year ago

There is a wonderful farm near me in NH where they have Scottish Highland cattle you can fee and pat and you can even RIDE a bull !

2points

#39

Price Is Firm…

Final score:

23points

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Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago

Actually, I really like this one.

20points

#40

Uh Oh!

Final score:

22points

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fair_weather_rose (she/they) 1 year ago (edited)

How do you lose a 65 foot boat? Like, I am genuinely confuzzled.

10points

#41

What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

Final score:

22points

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wowbagger 1 year ago

I need help. How can you tell this is a scam?

9points

#42

Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

Final score:

21points

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Brenda 1 year ago

He's basically looking for a surrogate w/out the legal ramifications

17points

#43

Lmao

Final score:

21points

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JB 1 year ago

4% battery in Tulsa's gotta be dire

1point

#44

Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

Final score:

20points

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Weasel Wise 1 year ago

Multifunctional is what this is. 👍🏾

3points

#45

Amazing

Final score:

20points

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Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

This person lives in an interesting world. Not the real world, but an interesting one.

21points

#46

The Listing Is Aggressive

Final score:

19points

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BatPhace 1 year ago

That's not a punched black eye, that's like swelling from a plugged duct or something LOL funny ad though

7points

#47

This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

Final score:

19points

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Mav Mav 1 year ago

meet me half-way?

1point

#48

So Uh, Craigslist Is Intresting

Final score:

18points

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Jaaawn 1 year ago

What's MCX access?

6points

#49

I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

Final score:

18points

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Astrius 1 year ago

However, I, have some high balls.

10points

#50

Free Huge Playland (Bonus: We Got It!)

Final score:

18points

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It's_me 1 year ago

Wow! Jealous.

6points

#51

My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

Final score:

18points

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Heather W 1 year ago

I so badly want fainting goats. I wouldn't scare them on purpose, but from things I've seen it doesn't take more than a stiff breeze to scare some.

11points

#52

Best Mear Deal Around

Final score:

17points

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Shyla Bouche 1 year ago

Is that a smirror I see on your mear?

13points

#53

Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

Final score:

15points

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#54

What

Final score:

15points

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

Need

6points

#55

Paper Towels For Sale

Final score:

14points

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Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago

Has a certain "year 2020" -vibe

16points

#56

Quarantine Home Gym Complete!!

Final score:

13points

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Settled for Infamy 1 year ago

Legit, pre Christmas sale

3points

#57

Free For Ballers

Final score:

13points

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#58

Could Be Worth A Fortune!

Final score:

12points

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Susan Robinson 1 year ago

It COULD be…but it isn’t

0points

#59

$400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

Final score:

12points

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#60

This Is A New One. scam Alert

This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

Final score:

12points

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#61

"I S**t My Shorts"

Final score:

12points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

And this is how your Dad and I met...

14points

#62

Free Drunk Guy

Final score:

12points

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#63

He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

Final score:

12points

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Maggie 1 year ago

That's so sad. I hope he finds a beautiful home.

13points

#64

But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

Final score:

11points

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Shyla Bouche 1 year ago

Food. First and foremost. Open a can, and after I've eaten, I'll discuss Lent if you really want to. Put me in a tube, you're going to be meeting Jesus sooner than you expected. Even Shyla gets the whole food thing. She named me "mouth" after all.

9points

#65

While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

Final score:

11points

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CJay M 1 year ago

DEAL

2points

#66

Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

Final score:

11points

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Shyla Bouche 1 year ago

Bouche is also interested in toilet paper art.

5points

#67

She's A Beaut

Final score:

11points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

She looks lovely. 😍

5points

#68

“Houseboy” Wanted

Final score:

11points

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It's_me 1 year ago

Again, pay me to be my live in servant. 🙄

2points

#69

Horrible Cat Needs Home

Final score:

10points

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MichelleDonut 1 year ago

In a home with a quiet little old lady, this cat might be completely different. Maybe a house with 2 noisy kids and 2 adults is just overwhelming.

24points

#70

Someone Had A Fun Night

Final score:

9points

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Weasel Wise 1 year ago

All the more reason to never drive your personal vehicle for a ride share company.

2points

#71

Gasoline For Anal Sex

Final score:

9points

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Black Cat 1 year ago

No one needs gasoline this badly, better off walking.

10points

#72

Very Specific!

Final score:

9points

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Shyla Bouche 1 year ago

Good thing the person was so specific.

12points

#73

A Car Vroom Vroom

Final score:

8points

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#74

Romance In Florida

Final score:

7points

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Susan Green 1 year ago

Charming 🤢

11points

#75

Really Helpful Response From Seller

Final score:

7points

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SkekVi 1 year ago

that is supremely unhelpful. schools don't have any kind of standard size. XD like girl get a tape measure

0points

#76

Craigslist Cringe

Final score:

7points

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Julie 1 year ago

Bless him. He's probably really lonely

2points

#77

600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

Final score:

7points

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It's_me 1 year ago

Pay me to be my live in nanny!

8points

#78

Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

Final score:

7points

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#79

"We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

Final score:

6points

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#80

This Job Posting 🤣

Final score:

5points

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SkekVi 1 year ago

Ah yes, let us 'pay' you peanuts and then demand you pay for all maintenance and gas on this truck which you do not and will not ever own, by the way we will make you drive while dangerously tired or in dangerous weather AND pay a rental fee for the truck.

1point