How to give your father a heart attack. Brilliant.

Awww. Love hearing about animals who are adored. Every animal deserves this.

Tish bam

Sad none of the attendees seem to have a real dad who can fill in.

Only the smartest of deers can speak canine.

I know a guy who has a van that might be available. Forget it he's only 28.

Truth in advertising

petty. we like those.

Lol..a real flute not a skin one,love the comment

He's a keeper!

Jeez, are these real? Can someone please turn my husband over everytime he snores in the night and also turn his 17 million snooze buttons off? No WEIRD staring at us in the dark while you do it please. Just stare at the wall and hum soothing sounds, all while YOU pay ME! 🧏‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Weird

I think lots of these are simply fake.

This has to be prank. Pro tip for poor people who can not afford knee wetters - wet a washcloth(s) in the hot water, drape over knees. Refresh every so often. Source: Fat guy who has done this on his belly.

“You will need to sing” XD

Not where I thought that was going.

Umm what?! I'm good thanks

Yikes

Cats and WET do not mix.

I'd love to know if they got the wall back!

I like Karen

Guy getting one mil and can't pay for balls guy? Sad

I ain't running! You can all enjoy my fat a$$ as it casually waddles by glistening in the sun

I started reading and was like 'No!! It's a scam!!' then I saw eddyeatsdick and relaxed :)

Totally.

Meeeemoryyyyys

At least they said they’re so done with them

The full picture of the vase: https://imgur.io/Zr5DUgU?r

Someone tell him to start a GoFundMe, there's a lot of people willing to help on situations like this

I'm not sure this is fake. Brad Parscale was the guy in charge of web promotion during the 2016 Trump campaign and they were paying black people to go to events. You can check this on Snopes if you want, but yeah this happened.

"It may even contain invisibility as no one seems to see it" I laughed SO hard, lol

"CRAIGLIST IS FOR INTELLIGENT ADULTS!" 😆😆😆😆

OK Elmo..hope you fine the grandma

Said Jeffrey Dahmer to no-one...

huh?

Yeah no weird stuff because we wouldn't want people to think we're odd.

If they're all in the same condition as the displayed one, then pass

Am I allowed to inspect the interior before purchase?

Looks like a urine sample to me.

She was in another thread. Kind of weird how she gets around on her own.

This person needs to see a doctor.

🤮 why do women go along with this egotistical c**p?