that is kinda a solid idea

I'd probably use my buttcheeks ... moon moon

Why isn't this #1?

Genius

Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?

Wearing a surgical mask and occasionally coughing guarantees added personal space for my NYC subway rides. ;)

Or buy the unattached ones in the other post, and just use those.

Use a Samsung Note 7 to boil your water as well

As a fat kid, I can confirm ... this works!

I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)

Well, that's a good idea......

This is actually a great idea!

If it works, why not?

I love this one…it is very inspired :)

F**k, they know my secret plan!

Works for me! :P

lol in all seriousness, I use eye goggles (cheap ones from the dollar store). I may look ridiculous, but I can get through cutting several onions without tears and burning eyes. Nothing else has worked better than goggles!

Sounds like something Mr. Bean would do lol.

Welcome to Night Vale.

That is not duct tape

Added bonus: No need for perfume, you'll smell great! (Because who DOESN'T love the smell of popcorn?!)

And I always thought it was other way around... how silly of me!

You can't die because you have no insurance.

A dead cat works too

It only works if you loop the cord into the shape of infinity symbol

bumbrella?

Just add water for a quick and easy death

And shave only parts of your legs that will be exposed XD

Evil!

Brilliant!!

Well, that's actually the principle of heat pumps...

Brilliant !!!

Yes, that' s not expensive, they cost only one Euro here

seems legit

Worth it.

well 1 chance on 102340503202340 or 2 chance on 102340503202340... 2 chances still better

My cousin did that, he was sent to the hospital. Been blind for three weeks

Sooooooo daaark !!!

WHY WOULD ONE RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK LIKE THAT?

*facepalm*

I don't really get it.

Delightfully useless :)

banana bread

This one has me in tears

I'm crying with laughter

perfect banana angle

LMBO!!!!!

What?

This one is my favorite. It's what all life hacks feel like.

stupid and makes no sense

I dont get it either!!