Nice!

Genius! I will try that today, saves so much time! Wait...

That's actually a nice idea :)

This is not a horrible tip. :)

If I'd do that, I'd have to sleep until 6pm, as I could only afford to pay for one meal, after getting fired because of my sleeping schedule :D

So you can have a little snack while you watch your house burning down.

You can also avoid paying to fix the leak because you will be dead

Do you use different snakes to adjust for the number of servings needed?

Don't laugh. I did that.

Yep you will have a perfectly cut in two bagel and some extra meat and red sauce

That sounds like a nice hack!

Well... that is spinach! (Believe me, I'm really fun at parties :D)

This made me burst out laughing :D

Wilsooon!

My wife is deaf. This is useful. The misunderstandings we have had have been hilarious. For example, the sign for bug and penis are very damn close.

And then the rattlesnake can hold your pasta whilst you are at the hospital

When I was a kid I used to think that when you pushed one of the 'buttons' on the lid the drink would change to that type

And have fun finding glitter everywhere for the next decade 😂

How come I never thought about this ...

anyhow he is not going to remember it so why bother

This isn't a bad tip. :)

Sobbing works too. Be sure you're wearing tear stains when you come out.

Mac laptops need no onion, because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Dear Lord :D:D:D:D

and you're flipping them a bird in Car language too

cheap and fast

And here you have an instagram worthy pic 😂😂😂

That must be the most horrible tip of all. An the scary thing is: some people really seem to take that one to heart

In Italy it works.

Aw c'mon, that works......

Actually, it is visually appealing.

with the service you get some places this should be a legitimate thing

I had a couple of boyfriends who did that with birthdays. That way they could get a present for their birthday while saving money on my birthday. It gets a bit obvious when they want to make up shortly after your birthday, then next year it happens again. (Obviously, doing it before Christmas means they also miss out on getting presents.)

Amazing! So i can just transform my old ones and don't have to pay 200 quid for a wireless pair that i will lose anyway.

moonwalk out of every problem in life and watch your life get destroyed in style

Is bacon the floss? If it is, count me in!

Let me try that!!

I just tried: it works!

hehehe start you day with a hi5

With this sign, most people also seem to lose the capability to use their indicator!

mmm... floor pills.... :)

if you get the ones with spermicide your feet won't get pregnant

That actually looks kinda cool, if not a bit sloppy

still why you peeing in your pants.

And you will be done in 5000 years!

That’s such a cool orange juice carton🤪

OMG :D:D:D:D

you can actually do this with frozen grapes for wine.

Except post it notes are more expensive than some cheeses. LOL

Too bad....I can only slow down

Hint: Look at the title of the list

Or use two different scales and put one foot on each.

Don't forget to put flame stickers on the side to make it even faster.

This one makes me cringe >.<

This one is real! By law, the laundromat has to have a fire extinguisher on the premise. They probably had problems with theft and vandalism.

This is an expensive post. Wheels aren't cheap! Neither are screwdrivers!

yeah and you also have shoot to show its loaded

And when someone tries to rob you, just give him the quesadilla without the cash and cards. He won't even notice.