Aww<3

Awesome 😄

Lol😂

My Daddy has a secret weapon in his pants. We call it the "silent but deadly" fart. Its got to be one of the worst smells on Earth. I have legit had to leave the room before, because my eyes were BURNING!

lol relatable, my mom accidently put my brothers DOB for my school

🤣🤣 love dad humour

Normal ; my late Mum, when we were younger (4 boys, 10, 8, 6 and 2 plus a Bearded Collie called Rags and miscellaneous cats / rabbits / hamsters etc), with my Dad away regularly because he was in the military, would regularly get every name wrong - including calling me and my brothers 'Rags' on more than one occasion. We laughed about it later in life ....

That's what I would do if I had a kid, so you know what wrong info to correct when you explain things 🤷🏼‍♂️

it's always either ok, cool, or 👍

Oooh, I'd get the same 😄

Man of few words

My dad would have done that too.

My dad basically sends either jokes or one word responses. It's gotten to the point where he just comes across as sarcastic. When I messaged him about my son's 1-month check, with all his bloodwork, his weight, and some more details (all positive, thankfully), i got a "Great" in response. He was genuinely happy, but it just came across as very sarcastic. All of my siblings can attest to having similar impressions.

My dad went to China for three weeks back in the 80s when traveling that far was still a much bigger deal (and China had only just started to open up for tourism btw.) Got a postcard with the only text: "best wishes from China, your dad"

I see this is a universal thing

Usually the French think the Quebec French is slang and that we speak like peasants.

The way this is worded it suggests that the herring order was not an accident

At least he didn't accuse you of taking drugs like how my Dad was with me whenever my eyes looked red 😂

This is hilarious. This is something that would set off my pops too. Then he'd come micro manage how I was doing it & then take over completely.. lol

A bit of context would be much appreciated!

mmm... exploding stew

Was the duck photo cute?

lmao

when my brother came out as trans, my parents cried. they weren't happy tears. :|

What are "wellies"? I'm from the USA

One time we were caught in an afternoon storm on a pontoon boat. The gale tore one of the metal poles holding up the canopy right out. Then I became the pole holding the canopy on. For a full hour.

LOL would do this tho

Yah, typical dad

"Swing it to the left, swing it to the right / Think about baseball, swing all night!" - Warrant, "Cherry Pie" (1990)

I'd give him an A for the attempt.

My brother and I were a remote together. We lived in a town that had 3 TV stations - ABC 30 miles away in Cincinnati, NBC 40 miles away in Columbus, and CBS 40 miles away in Dayton. My brother would manually change the channel between the 3 while I fussed with the antenna since they had to be pointed different directions for each channel. Sunday afternoons were the two of us dancing between football games.

I was my dad's little fishing buddy. All his friends loved that I was a little girl that was a serious fisherman.

What does 'in biro" mean? I'm from the USA

Had an interview at a mirror factory. Told them it was a job I could really see myself doing.

I sang in my head to the tune of postman pat!!! God I hope that was right?!

It worked for Keith Urban

That is hopefully NOT a typical Dad Moment™️, though I’m happy OP is away from their toxic family member!

hah?