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Fashion can be, at times, a bit confusing. While there certainly are concepts and styles that we mere mortals simply can’t comprehend, there are also a decent amount of designs that look more like an accident in a garment factory. 

The evocatively named “You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress” Facebook group is dedicated to shaming the absolutely worst dress designs out there. So get comfortable as you scroll through, be sure to upvote the worst fashion victim and share your thoughts in the comment section below. 

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#1

It Had To Be Said

It Had To Be Said

Karen Baez Report

#2

We Might Need A New Group Called “You Can’t Just Slap A Stuffed Animal On It And Call It A Dress”

We Might Need A New Group Called “You Can’t Just Slap A Stuffed Animal On It And Call It A Dress”

Kennedy Heath Report

#3

Not A Dress But Wtf Balenciaga. Almost 1k For A Towel Wrapped Around The Waist? No Thanks

Not A Dress But Wtf Balenciaga. Almost 1k For A Towel Wrapped Around The Waist? No Thanks

Andrea Ruiz Report

While it’s a very valid question to ask “Who even designs these things?” it’s also important to consider who buys them. In some cases, it’s very obviously a model on a runway. For better or worse, they don’t really have a choice, they are just a canvas for someone to showcase their clothing. 

However, some of these images are clear cases of fashion victims. If you have not encountered this term before, here is a crash course. Fashion, trends, and fads are ceaseless, year to year, season to season, even month to month. Some people not only don’t know how to keep up but don’t really know where good taste starts and ends. Some of the individuals in this list no doubt fall into this category. 

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#4

Oh Man…

Oh Man…

Kennedy Heath Report

#5

Umm

Umm

Pradeep Bandara Report

#6

I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think

I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think

Midas Moore Report

After all, to an untrained and somewhat tasteless eye, some of these downright terrible dresses are, instead, provocative and “different,” never mind the fact that they look terrible. Of course, the most common way to do this is to simply buy whatever is most expensive, preferably with a gaudy, outward-facing logo. The fact that the item might not actually look good is completely secondary

#7

I’m Torn Because At First It Looked Cool But Then You Realize She’s Wearing Butter Knives

I’m Torn Because At First It Looked Cool But Then You Realize She’s Wearing Butter Knives

Kinder Dozier Report

#8

Kendall Jenner Strikes Again. What Is This Supposed To Be?? A Diaper?

Kendall Jenner Strikes Again. What Is This Supposed To Be?? A Diaper?

Nick Emuchay Report

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#9

Saving For National Dress As Your Favourite Vegetable Day

Saving For National Dress As Your Favourite Vegetable Day

Lauren Williams Report

Fashion experts actually have a term for this, the “walking billboard.” Most famous brands do have cheaper items, perhaps for casual use, like sweatpants. These items have relatively visible logos and slogans, as they tend to be pretty plain otherwise. Unfortunately, the popularity of this trend means that many companies are “moving” their labels from the inside to the outside. 

#10

What In The Happy Hell Is Going On Here? (Phaedra Parks)

What In The Happy Hell Is Going On Here? (Phaedra Parks)

Spirit Gonzales-Mendez Report

#11

Tasha Ghouri At The British Fashion Awards

Tasha Ghouri At The British Fashion Awards

The Holy Church of Love Island Report

#12

4500$ Absolutely Not

4500$ Absolutely Not

Ariyon Weese Report

Perhaps this can somewhat explain the design choices seen here. After all, if famous household names seem to have no taste, then why shouldn’t some up-and-coming designer not try and make a name for themselves? The penalty for a terrible design might just be a bit of attention, which is hardly a bad thing these days. 

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#13

Not Cute At All

Not Cute At All

Kyeley Finley Report

#14

Ok, But What?

Ok, But What?

Fernanda Moraes Report

#15

Hmm

Hmm

Hailey Boivin Report

#16

Hmm

Hmm

Destiny Dutton Report

#17

I Finally Found One! Ellie Goulding Performing At A Recent Concert - Wtf

I Finally Found One! Ellie Goulding Performing At A Recent Concert - Wtf

Laura Tyler Report

#18

Not Covering Her Face Bc She’s A Model But Cmon Now Shein What The Hell Is This

Not Covering Her Face Bc She’s A Model But Cmon Now Shein What The Hell Is This

Brianna Carbajal Report

#19

Look At This

Look At This

Deborah Ratto Dash Report

#20

Bruh

Bruh

Nicole Brooks Report

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#21

Found On Shein Not Even Real Jean Just Printed On

Found On Shein Not Even Real Jean Just Printed On

Shianne Stcroix Report

#22

One Thousand Dollars For Denim Circles Sewn Together

One Thousand Dollars For Denim Circles Sewn Together

Patricia Peters Report

#23

I Did Not Erase Her Head, She Did That Herself

I Did Not Erase Her Head, She Did That Herself

Samantha Jo Report

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Mrs Irish Mom
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a halloween.costume, not for a cuise but then again you cant be blamed for wearing an ugly dress because without a Head you didnt see what you were buying 🙈

Nicole Weymann
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"unique" it is. Strange how anyone outside a bad taste/Halloween party would rather have this than 25 bucks .

Patricia Steward
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She didn't want anyone to see it was her wearing this monstrosity.

Donteatme666
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could say she lost her head or since she bought this she'll never get ahead 😔 I'll see myself out now 🤣

Mega-Ladonna
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would have erased my head if I was caught wearing this too.

Alecto76
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dress is blah. But the head thing is really disturbing.

Jesha
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly for the price that's really pretty fun. It's not like cruises are bumping elbows with the elite or fashion experimental crowds. It's not even offensive. It's just goofy.

Danish Susanne
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One can only hope that she is correct in thinking it is unique.

Hilary Mol
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attention all headless wanna-be Vegas showgirls: Do you want to own a cheap, change-the-style-yourself dress that may or may not stay together while you wear it? Do we have the deal for you!

Lady Gypsy Rain
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So apparently there is at least two people who liked it enough to pay actual money for this…

David
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess if you want to draw attention away from the fact you are headless. I don't like it, but at least it is $35 of don't like instead of $1500

Enso
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's supposed to be form fitting, like a figure skaters costume. Not baggy, at least get the right size.

Rebelliousslug
Community Member
11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You didn’t have to share the price, we could tell it was cheap

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#24

Excuse Me Ma'am What Is On Your Arm Hand Waist Feet

Excuse Me Ma'am What Is On Your Arm Hand Waist Feet

D'vonne Liana Report

#25

What. Is. This

What. Is. This

Theresa Torgerson Report

#26

Really? The Cut Out Up Too Is Bothersome And Not The Chunk Of Leather Hanging At The Bottom???

Really? The Cut Out Up Too Is Bothersome And Not The Chunk Of Leather Hanging At The Bottom???

Abigail McDavid Report

#27

Huh?

Huh?

Haley Noble Report

#28

We're Just Not Gonna Talk About Demi Lovato?

We're Just Not Gonna Talk About Demi Lovato?

Jessilynn Jade Report

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#29

Umm

Umm

Amelia Kleinendorst Report

#30

Slapped Some Spider Web Decorations From Spirit Halloween Together And Called It A Dress?

Slapped Some Spider Web Decorations From Spirit Halloween Together And Called It A Dress?

Peyton Mackenzie Report

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#31

Not A Dress But Regardless, What?

Not A Dress But Regardless, What?

Anonymous member Report

#32

What The Hell?

What The Hell?

Amber Nicole Beck Report

#33

Excuse Me?? Can Someone Please Explain?

Excuse Me?? Can Someone Please Explain?

Jennifer Culver-Irwin Report

#34

Umm

Umm

Maile Ann Report

#35

Maybe I’m Just Not Getting It

Maybe I’m Just Not Getting It

Philips Eileen Report

#36

Was Pursuing For A Wedding Dress On Pinterest And Stumbled Across This Monstrosity. The More You Look At It The Worse It Gets

Was Pursuing For A Wedding Dress On Pinterest And Stumbled Across This Monstrosity. The More You Look At It The Worse It Gets

Samantha Jones Report

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#37

Why?!

Why?!

Vesi Gavrailova Report

#38

Hmm

Hmm

Sheri Urban Report

#39

So Many People Like That!? I’m Sorry But It’s Terrible To Me

So Many People Like That!? I’m Sorry But It’s Terrible To Me

Emily Hernandez Report

#40

Condom Dress Lol

Condom Dress Lol

Naomi Mercer Report

#41

Not Bluring Her Face Because She's Famous, But It's Giving Broken Cd Chic

Not Bluring Her Face Because She's Famous, But It's Giving Broken Cd Chic

Kira Zubrinich Report

#42

I Dearly Love Them Both But…yikes

I Dearly Love Them Both But…yikes

Natalie Kuchta Report

#43

Umm

Umm

Vee Manuela Report

#44

Who Wants To Dress Up Like A Chicken Today?

Who Wants To Dress Up Like A Chicken Today?

Danielle De Jager Report

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#45

Why, Zara?

Why, Zara?

Gonneke Nakazawa-Arts Report

#46

Abigail Mcdavid

Abigail Mcdavid

Ruby Bean Report

#47

I’ve Been Here A While And I’ve Never Come Across My Own Monstrosity Before, Until Now…. What Is This

I’ve Been Here A While And I’ve Never Come Across My Own Monstrosity Before, Until Now…. What Is This

Kaylie Grace Report

#48

Oh My God

Oh My God

Nick Emuchay Report

#49

Saw This On Fb Market Place And Thought It Belonged Here

Saw This On Fb Market Place And Thought It Belonged Here

Anonymous member Report

#50

That's Just A Towel And A Bath Sponge

That's Just A Towel And A Bath Sponge

Cosmina Dogeanu Report

#51

I Think It's Super Funny But I Don't Know If I Would Use It

I Think It's Super Funny But I Don't Know If I Would Use It

Kárin Cardoso Report

#52

I Just Cant With This. It’s Bulky In The Wrong Places And Looks Like A Prototype Idk Just Not A Slay To Me

I Just Cant With This. It’s Bulky In The Wrong Places And Looks Like A Prototype Idk Just Not A Slay To Me

Ahnicka Perez Krueger Report

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#53

Looking Like A Life-Size Barbie Cake

Looking Like A Life-Size Barbie Cake

Erica Granados Report

#54

This Is An “Overall Dress” And Can Be Yours For The Low Price Of $83

This Is An “Overall Dress” And Can Be Yours For The Low Price Of $83

Sharon Dippity Report

#55

Found On Tik Tok. Why Does It Look Like She Got Into A Fight With A Pair Of Scissors

Found On Tik Tok. Why Does It Look Like She Got Into A Fight With A Pair Of Scissors

Summer Rae Warren Report

#56

Usually I Am A Silent Laugher To Everyone’s Posts But This Came Across My Tik Tok Tonight And I Couldn’t Sit There And Not Submit It…

Usually I Am A Silent Laugher To Everyone’s Posts But This Came Across My Tik Tok Tonight And I Couldn’t Sit There And Not Submit It…

Sophia Devoti Report

#57

Not Blurring! She’s A Celebrity! But Omg!

Not Blurring! She’s A Celebrity! But Omg!

Madison Cumpian Report

#58

Hmm

Hmm

Nick Emuchay Report

#59

Umm

Umm

Nick Emuchay Report

#60

Don’t Get Me Wrong Ya’ll, I Adore Shania As Much As The Next Person. But Ma’am What Is This Sheet/Cheap Curtain????

Don’t Get Me Wrong Ya’ll, I Adore Shania As Much As The Next Person. But Ma’am What Is This Sheet/Cheap Curtain????

Nancy Elizabeth Gomez Report

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#61

She Was Doing A First Look With Her Bridesmaids. It Looks More Like Lingerie Than A Wedding Dress

She Was Doing A First Look With Her Bridesmaids. It Looks More Like Lingerie Than A Wedding Dress

Haley Cobb Report

#62

Ooooops, Shein Did It Again

Ooooops, Shein Did It Again

María Dolores Molina Espinosa Report

#63

This Is Crazy

This Is Crazy

Anonymous member Report

#64

Y'all What The Heck Is This?!

Y'all What The Heck Is This?!

Judi Curington Baker Report

#65

So Much Going On

So Much Going On

Laura Espaillat Report

#66

Its The Placement Of The Cat For Me

Its The Placement Of The Cat For Me

Emma Sorich Report

#67

Saw This On My Fyp On Tik Tok. They Walked Out To All I Do Is Win By Dj Khaled Lol

Saw This On My Fyp On Tik Tok. They Walked Out To All I Do Is Win By Dj Khaled Lol

Yamilex López Report

#68

Ladies And Gentlemen... This Is Shein

Ladies And Gentlemen... This Is Shein

María Dolores Molina Espinosa Report

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#69

Even Kanye West Is Learning From This One

Even Kanye West Is Learning From This One

Global Music Promoter.NG Report

#70

Well... This!

Well... This!

María Dolores Molina Espinosa Report

#71

Gotta Use Satien Babe

Gotta Use Satien Babe

Charlotte Cleret Report

#72

Yeah Nah Thanks. Can’t See The Appeal

Yeah Nah Thanks. Can’t See The Appeal

Donna Livingstone Report

#73

Unh Unh Shein

Unh Unh Shein

Nay White Report

#74

This Is Being Sold For $100

This Is Being Sold For $100

Katie Noelle Anderson Report

#75

Umm

Umm

Anonymous member Report

#76

Found This On Facebook Marketplace

Found This On Facebook Marketplace

Karolina Kolaříková Report

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#77

Worthy In This Group For Sure

Worthy In This Group For Sure

Melody Anderson Report

#78

I Can’t Even Express My Hatred Enough For This Dress. Like Why All The Random Bows?

I Can’t Even Express My Hatred Enough For This Dress. Like Why All The Random Bows?

Leah Kelly Report

#79

Hmm

Hmm

Evangeline Novick Report

#80

I Don't Know

I Don't Know

Anna Spampinato Report

#81

Just Saw This Masterpiece On Fb Marketplace

Just Saw This Masterpiece On Fb Marketplace

Hayden Lane Morgan Report

#82

Not Covering Her Face Bc It’s Zendaya But Girlie What Is This

Not Covering Her Face Bc It’s Zendaya But Girlie What Is This

Madison Mishoe Report

#83

Uf

Uf

Becka Lynn O'Neil Report

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