Btw, is 'Sex: M' better or worse?

Awwwww.... Innocence remains.

Me to though i thought i was the only one i felt so dumb when i found out i was wrong

Lol xD

I always thought that when people kissed, they were already married/dating in "real life".

There's a big power plant in our area with those immense cooling towers, and I thought the same about it.

Predisposed to a life of crime 😂

i thought they were fart mufflers

It should be.

Me too

I thought the mom and dad would kiss after they got married and the saliva or soemthing would create a baby.

When I was six I made up a movie where parallel universes existed and the way to get to them was through mirrors

i guess that is quite logical actually...

notice the amount of hearts... its pi

my teenage brother still has a hard time with escalators XD

escalators still freak me out. When I was a kid i was at the bay and someones fingernail got sucked into the hand rail somehow....there was so much blood its terrified me for life of them

I believe you could get atuck and it would pull you in and rip you apart.

You watch your feet at the last step because if the screws aren't ighteed enough on the floor plate, it drops inwards and you get ground into the mechanism and more than likely killed. It isn't a pleasant death, videos exist of people basically being eaten by a machine.

I remember seeing an episode of Pink Panther where this actually happened and it scared me tbh.

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I've seen footage from other countries, and can attest to them having that potential.

OMFG, I was absolutely terrified of escalators! I refused to get on them and my mom and grandma would have to take us to the other end of the store so we could take the elevator!

That´s a beautiful concept (though I cannot envision Stephen King like this ... LOL)

pretty smart child logic

There was a CGI short film about a boy that turned into a watermelon after he ate one. Don’t search it up.

Did she take the long way home?

my youngest had a good two years where he wanted to be a firetruck when he grows up. Not a fire fighter, the truck.

It does not surprise me that this child grew up to become a Dr.

You are adorable!

actually it's a 2-time but you never get the last one

What

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I thought pedestrian was a religion as the first time I saw that word was in front of a church school. I thought how would you know if the person was a Catholic, Presbyterian, or a Protestant? Seemed like the name of a religion.

All the better to keep you from tasting them. Unfortunately I wasn't scared to taste them and ended up hanging over the commode with my mom forcing me to vomit.

That is what i would probably think as well tbh. and i would find out that it was an actual band when i complemented them and embarrassed myself.

sameeeeee

It doesn't??

... because Gandalf was not there shouting "You shall not pass!"

Though to be fair, Roadrunners are not blue, nor are they 6-feet tall.

I might just have to try that one when kissing the booboo doesn't work.

"Bear Milk".... LMAO!! I found myself picturing a mountain man trying to milk a bear.

I wish I had thought this...*thinks of a moon made of honey*

For a second I thought this post was about MINORS as in underage people, not MINERS as in coal miners lol.

Let´s not forget Linus´ Great Pumpkin!

Lying ass philanthropists.

What did it actually mean, though?