Btw, is 'Sex: M' better or worse?

Awwwww.... Innocence remains.

Me to though i thought i was the only one i felt so dumb when i found out i was wrong

Lol xD

I always thought that when people kissed, they were already married/dating in "real life".

There's a big power plant in our area with those immense cooling towers, and I thought the same about it.

Predisposed to a life of crime 😂

i thought they were fart mufflers

It should be.

Me too

I thought the mom and dad would kiss after they got married and the saliva or soemthing would create a baby.

I thought it was like: "Hey, wanna have a baby?" "Yeah" and then it happened.

For the longest time, I believed my parents when they said that I came out of my dad. That he just went to poop but instead of s**t, a baby had fallen into the toilet sink so they had to fish me out

I used to think they had to cut open your stomach to get the baby out.

I always thought they just had to kiss a bunch

I was sure it was the wedding ceremony that did it. So I swore at age 9 that I would never, ever get married because I didn't want to have to deal with how painful having a baby was (somehow I knew that part?).

As a VERY young child I thought the stork dropped the baby on top of the house and it rolled down the roof into the parents' waiting arms.

My sister asked me how you get pregnant so I told her it’s a pill you take 😂 it was the first thing that came to mind. I can’t tell her how it actually works yet.

I am so embarrassed by this but I thought that there was a certain age by which you get pregnant and you just find a man cause the kid got to have dad😭😭

I thought that when people kissed, they had a baby. I knew that they baby was in the uterus, but I thought the full grown baby magically appeared there when people kissed. I guess I assumed that people only kissed when they wanted a baby.

YES I CAN SHARE MY STORY So I watched The Magic School Bus as a kid so I knew you had to have the mom's and the dad's DNA but I didn't know how so I assumed it was the kiss at the wedding...

Yea it works that way with my and my husband problems . Its kinda true.

I thought that you got pregnant by getting married.

No No don't you know the stork brings the brat

I thought you could get pregnant by sitting next to someone

I thought God just decided to give you a baby (how many, etc.). True, just didn't know the details...lol!

I thought that when you grow up you automatically get pregnant and that it only happens once.

Wait, what?

Sometimes I wish there had been paperwork and maybe a test before people could have kids... it's more difficult to drive a car

When I was six I made up a movie where parallel universes existed and the way to get to them was through mirrors

i guess that is quite logical actually...

notice the amount of hearts... its pi

my teenage brother still has a hard time with escalators XD

That´s a beautiful concept (though I cannot envision Stephen King like this ... LOL)

pretty smart child logic

There was a CGI short film about a boy that turned into a watermelon after he ate one. Don’t search it up.

Did she take the long way home?

my youngest had a good two years where he wanted to be a firetruck when he grows up. Not a fire fighter, the truck.

It does not surprise me that this child grew up to become a Dr.

You are adorable!

actually it's a 2-time but you never get the last one

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I thought pedestrian was a religion as the first time I saw that word was in front of a church school. I thought how would you know if the person was a Catholic, Presbyterian, or a Protestant? Seemed like the name of a religion.

All the better to keep you from tasting them. Unfortunately I wasn't scared to taste them and ended up hanging over the commode with my mom forcing me to vomit.

That is what i would probably think as well tbh. and i would find out that it was an actual band when i complemented them and embarrassed myself.

sameeeeee

It doesn't??

... because Gandalf was not there shouting "You shall not pass!"

Though to be fair, Roadrunners are not blue, nor are they 6-feet tall.

I might just have to try that one when kissing the booboo doesn't work.

"Bear Milk".... LMAO!! I found myself picturing a mountain man trying to milk a bear.

I wish I had thought this...*thinks of a moon made of honey*

For a second I thought this post was about MINORS as in underage people, not MINERS as in coal miners lol.

Let´s not forget Linus´ Great Pumpkin!