Btw, is 'Sex: M' better or worse?

Awwwww.... Innocence remains.

Me to though i thought i was the only one i felt so dumb when i found out i was wrong

Lol xD

I always thought that when people kissed, they were already married/dating in "real life".

There's a big power plant in our area with those immense cooling towers, and I thought the same about it.

Predisposed to a life of crime 😂

i thought they were fart mufflers

It should be.

Me too

I thought the mom and dad would kiss after they got married and the saliva or soemthing would create a baby.

When I was six I made up a movie where parallel universes existed and the way to get to them was through mirrors

i guess that is quite logical actually...

notice the amount of hearts... its pi

my teenage brother still has a hard time with escalators XD

That´s a beautiful concept (though I cannot envision Stephen King like this ... LOL)

pretty smart child logic

There was a CGI short film about a boy that turned into a watermelon after he ate one. Don’t search it up.

Did she take the long way home?

my youngest had a good two years where he wanted to be a firetruck when he grows up. Not a fire fighter, the truck.

It does not surprise me that this child grew up to become a Dr.

You are adorable!

actually it's a 2-time but you never get the last one

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I thought pedestrian was a religion as the first time I saw that word was in front of a church school. I thought how would you know if the person was a Catholic, Presbyterian, or a Protestant? Seemed like the name of a religion.

All the better to keep you from tasting them. Unfortunately I wasn't scared to taste them and ended up hanging over the commode with my mom forcing me to vomit.

That is what i would probably think as well tbh. and i would find out that it was an actual band when i complemented them and embarrassed myself.

sameeeeee

It doesn't??

... because Gandalf was not there shouting "You shall not pass!"

Though to be fair, Roadrunners are not blue, nor are they 6-feet tall.

I might just have to try that one when kissing the booboo doesn't work.

"Bear Milk".... LMAO!! I found myself picturing a mountain man trying to milk a bear.

I wish I had thought this...*thinks of a moon made of honey*

For a second I thought this post was about MINORS as in underage people, not MINERS as in coal miners lol.

Let´s not forget Linus´ Great Pumpkin!

Lying ass philanthropists.

What did it actually mean, though?