In elementary I always thought it was odd that Alaska is separated by Canada, not that I have any interest in it, but that would satisfy my OCD

We want Washington, DC

How about Hawaii?

New York would be nice. Then we'd own both sides of Niagara Falls. :)

One of my college buddies in college had this idea that Vermont, New York, Massachusetts, Maine, Michigan and Minnesota should all secede from the United States and join Canada, forming a new country which he enthusiastically called "The Great Hockey Empire of the North!" This story made made me think of that friend! :-D

Something warmer. How about you clear all the Confederates out of Mississippi ...

I quite like Minnesota, believe it or not. I found the flavour in Minneapolis to be quasi-Canadian as it was...I think we sort of stereotype them as more "Fargo-esque" but no, pretty Manitoban actually...I think Alaska is a better choice though. Rounds us out more...YOU, however, are free to take Quebec, they want to leave anyway! Although as of recently, we in Alberta do too (as per my post above). We find this line of silliness extremely amusing here (in Calgary, Alberta, where I am), probably given that we are the ones who would be stuck with them. A lot of Calgarians vacation in Montana and Idaho, I don't think too many would actually mind. We'll take the great speed limits, but I don't know that they realize that it is not exactly "open carry" here. The guns are probably gonna have to be donated guys...well, unless they're long guns, then it's fine as long as they are encased in carbonite, then a locked box, then a gun safe, then placed in a locked and camouflaged bunker.

......sunflpwe

nooooo! don't take away my Cabot cheese! i named my first orange cat Cabot cause they are both the best.

I like your willingness to compromise, and so politely too! See, you're already part Canadian!

Hey Saskatchewan! 500 Billion each?

US America bought the land from Russia. Russia offered the land to the US due to Crimean war debts. So actually Alaska would have been Russian not Canadian if it weren't for the purchase https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Purchase

What's stopping you from moving?

Otis: immigration laws and costs, OBV. You think if I was able to just up and move to canada, I wouldn't have done it a decade ago? It's not that easy.

Screw you, Sir! As an Austrian I can tell you that we have enough trouble not getting attached to Germany again...

Dear austrian sir, we have with our new Alte,Fette,Deppen Party enough right minded thinking, we wouldn't want to add to that. Swiss may come, though, they are rich and talk funny.