Mwahahahaha. I'm a scientist, this is true.

Us? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Wishing the best for you, American folks. Much love from Finland, where college, universities, schools and high schools are free.

I thought it was a fire extinguisher too!

they do? dont they? (tweet vertalen omg)

😂 🙋🏽‍♀️

sauteed!!

Haha! Like he is going to give you a single present without charging you for it!

I'd love to see people in the UK try this with Maggie Thatcher, Lizz Truss, Tony Blair, Boris What's a Johnson, etc. It'd be carnage.

Omg, I need to do this. It'll be worth the $$

Venn diagrams which don't make any sense make me so aggressive 😅

this man is a legend

There's a high elevation meadow in Kane County, Utah that looks like that in early August.

I just watched that for the first time. That's animal cruelty! 😂

You failed at feels too??

🙋🏽‍♀️ 🥶

There are many ways to serve your country. Being a soldier is just one... and most of them are better than it.

Upvote!

He just painted them black

bruh wtf

And give up my ten gallon hat for a 37.85412 liter hat? Never!

Pfft. I don’t even like my own feet. I put my socks on in the dark.

Works for me.

Meanwhile, back home - in a country of less than 5 million voters, we have 50+ parties.

I just spat out my tea. 😆

Me on boredpanda 😂

challenge accepted

thats acutally sad that disney dont be real with ppl (edit: they make girls be thin like worms and do weird body propotionals)

Ant-Man going as himself wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

true.

HAHAHA OMG

What if I’m accidentally carrying 5 tonnes of cocaine?!? 😬 😱

😂

Burn

Toads are amphibians 🤓

If all the racist homophobic bigots are going to Heaven, I sure as Hell don't want to go there.

My bank will!

This is me every morning!

What is c**p censored 😆 unless I’m missing something and it’s another word

Contemplating on whether there is any job on this planet that will not try to kill me with stress and thinking maybe it's too late for that as I am too stressed beyond repair? Maybe.

If you don't listen to Metallica back to back with arcana grande you're boring

About the only genres I wont listen to are the "nothing but noise" Napalm Death style metal, and the nothing but bass style electronic stuff. Everything else is fair game.

This is me seeing Slipknot the weekend after Selena Gomez

From Home Free to Metallica

SLAYER is for pussies, SLATER is the real thing!

melanie martinez lyrics vs style

Slayer or Tchaikovsky? They are the same.

Britney and Nirvana for me.

US elections…popcorn sales peak worldwide.

I'm not from US so can someone shortly explain what was the point of that? Was it just to show protest or?..

Hahahaha. Thats exactly what this is.

Where the hell does this statistic come from? What source, anyone know?