Mwahahahaha. I'm a scientist, this is true.

Us? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Wishing the best for you, American folks. Much love from Finland, where college, universities, schools and high schools are free.

I thought it was a fire extinguisher too!

they do? dont they? (tweet vertalen omg)

😂 🙋🏽‍♀️

sauteed!!

Haha! Like he is going to give you a single present without charging you for it!

I'd love to see people in the UK try this with Maggie Thatcher, Lizz Truss, Tony Blair, Boris What's a Johnson, etc. It'd be carnage.

Omg, I need to do this. It'll be worth the $$

this man is a legend

There's a high elevation meadow in Kane County, Utah that looks like that in early August.

I just watched that for the first time. That's animal cruelty! 😂

You failed at feels too??

🙋🏽‍♀️ 🥶

There are many ways to serve your country. Being a soldier is just one... and most of them are better than it.

Upvote!

He just painted them black

bruh wtf

And give up my ten gallon hat for a 37.85412 liter hat? Never!

Pfft. I don’t even like my own feet. I put my socks on in the dark.

Works for me.

Meanwhile, back home - in a country of less than 5 million voters, we have 50+ parties.

I just spat out my tea. 😆

Me on boredpanda 😂

challenge accepted

thats acutally sad that disney dont be real with ppl (edit: they make girls be thin like worms and do weird body propotionals)

Ant-Man going as himself wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

true.

HAHAHA OMG

What if I’m accidentally carrying 5 tonnes of cocaine?!? 😬 😱

😂

Burn

Toads are amphibians 🤓

If all the racist homophobic bigots are going to Heaven, I sure as Hell don't want to go there.

My bank will!

This is me every morning!

What is c**p censored 😆 unless I’m missing something and it’s another word

Contemplating on whether there is any job on this planet that will not try to kill me with stress and thinking maybe it's too late for that as I am too stressed beyond repair? Maybe.

If you don't listen to Metallica back to back with arcana grande you're boring

US elections…popcorn sales peak worldwide.

I'm not from US so can someone shortly explain what was the point of that? Was it just to show protest or?..

Hahahaha. Thats exactly what this is.

Where the hell does this statistic come from? What source, anyone know?

That is some next level introvert s**t right there

I don't think I'm mature as much as I don't have people I can celebrate with that day and want my brain to not think it is unloved.

I really, really liked how the boldest, reddest and most underlined line in the whole question is literally the breaking up part. Oh, and the rainy day. Don't forget it was raining that day. Almost surprised that there wasn't extra points for ideas on how the boy can win the girl back.

Slow walker here. Some of us has athsma and disabilities. Not me, I'm just unfit af but still...what's the hurry?