When I first saw this film I was 6. Until I was 11 I always thought that when someone died you just disappeared into thin air. I was very confused at the point of funeral and graves

I currently have a cold, so I can't breath out of my nose at all :(

The reason for this is because the blood flow in your head increases once you lie down. So sometimes the blood vessels in your nose will swell, creating the blockage.

This very moment eating a Cup Noodle only because the hot steam will open up my head

Turn and lay on the other side ⚫️⚪️

Yeah, why does this happen?

Vicks vapo rub under your nose works great!

hahahahahah. just made me laugh, brings Flonase to mind.

That describes my nose most of the time. This is great.

YAAASSSSSS!!!

But then you have to turn over and let it drain to the other side. Then there's the short instant when, if you lay on your back, everything is all clear!

That is how they are designed to work. The nose goes back and forth using one side at a time

I am laughing so hard at this, I have tears in my eyes. Me, too.

🤣😂 🤪

Same side ?

Accurate

My left nostril every morning and now that's it spring I officially join the Brotherhood of Mouth Breathers.

Ugh this is the absolute worst

Perfection!

Hate being that guy, but, at least for me, turning down the music is so you can focus better; nothing to do with music.

Awww Herbert you lil dork 🥰

Dude, you got the "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" edition! Sweet!!!

Yes....but

I feel like mostly toxic families use that reasoning. Maybe I'm wrong 🤔

Meme: telling me to get more sleep. Me: reading the meme on bored panda at 2:49 am

Well, duh. And the 90s were, like, ten years ago. Everyone knows that.

*Carry! Yeet! Drive off!*

Size doesn't matter. An obstacle is an obstacle

Don't...eat...green... mushroom... Got it!

My cat feels lonely without me

True for women too. Many of my course mates don’t hang out enough to remember each other’s names. And most of them look alike to me. Simple solution: hey bro, dude, my gee, yes chairman, see ya boss, let’s hang out soon sis, can I see your note mazi? Na you oga mi. And every girl in my hostel is called sister. Sister can I borrow your charger? Sis this, sis that. Problem solved. Ain’t nobody got time for remembering names.

Bombastic side eye!

OMG... noooooo

Success!

It’s me, hi

When you’re an introverted adult in a grocery store (😰) and you have to awkwardly shuffle your cart around all the moms and their carts and children having group conversations in the most inconvenient places

Luckily, my lights have a remote. They're also rainbow.

I don't love babies on flights, but also I hear it's illegal to send them via the postal service so I get it.

Right? Just walk past, not that hard to not be a creep

Yes, I (a broke teenager) will totally consider paying $47.95 for costume jewelry at a small boutique/tourist trap!

Exactly 😂

Everything, nothing, both, and neither are all important! I think! But I'm not actually sure!

*pulls out a 20* you need this more than I do

Family means even less in monopoly, a lesson my grandmother taught me well. Or, should I say, the random old lady who bought as many hotels as she possibly could just so she could take my money.

That looks very painful to say the least

I'm 3 days older than one of my friends and they call me a grandma