When I first saw this film I was 6. Until I was 11 I always thought that when someone died you just disappeared into thin air. I was very confused at the point of funeral and graves

I currently have a cold, so I can't breath out of my nose at all :(

Perfection!

Hate being that guy, but, at least for me, turning down the music is so you can focus better; nothing to do with music.

Awww Herbert you lil dork 🥰

Dude, you got the "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" edition! Sweet!!!

Yes....but

I feel like mostly toxic families use that reasoning. Maybe I'm wrong 🤔

Meme: telling me to get more sleep. Me: reading the meme on bored panda at 2:49 am

Well, duh. And the 90s were, like, ten years ago. Everyone knows that.

*Carry! Yeet! Drive off!*

Size doesn't matter. An obstacle is an obstacle

Don't...eat...green... mushroom... Got it!

That's what's so freaky about the amanita phalloides, the deadliest mushroom there is: the first symptoms don't show until 8+ hours after eating it, and because of that and the fact that it was the best tasting mushroom you have ever eaten you wouldn't connect it the violent vomiting and machine gun diarrhea from the first toxin that can last for 16 - 36 hours. During all this time the second toxin irreparably damages your liver and kidneys, affects that don't show until day 4 or 5. The bad part is that the eventual liquification of all your organs won't kill you until day 10. Amanita_ph...eeb4a4.jpg

Northwest quadrant, day 43: AM- Clear, sunny, a gentle breeze in the air. It's going to be a good day. PM- Don't eat the funny yellow stuff under the oak tree.

Let's find out which part of this Fugu fish is edible!

The early lessons are so important. Magic mushrooms will let others learn that dinosaur teeth are not doorways to happiness.

Are you sure it was the mushroom? Maybe it was the roasted beef...

They should've asked the Mario brothers for their input.

Caveman eats yellow snow...

My cat feels lonely without me

True for women too. Many of my course mates don’t hang out enough to remember each other’s names. And most of them look alike to me. Simple solution: hey bro, dude, my gee, yes chairman, see ya boss, let’s hang out soon sis, can I see your note mazi? Na you oga mi. And every girl in my hostel is called sister. Sister can I borrow your charger? Sis this, sis that. Problem solved. Ain’t nobody got time for remembering names.

Bombastic side eye!

OMG... noooooo

Success!

It’s me, hi

When you’re an introverted adult in a grocery store (😰) and you have to awkwardly shuffle your cart around all the moms and their carts and children having group conversations in the most inconvenient places

Luckily, my lights have a remote. They're also rainbow.

I don't love babies on flights, but also I hear it's illegal to send them via the postal service so I get it.

Right? Just walk past, not that hard to not be a creep

Yes, I (a broke teenager) will totally consider paying $47.95 for costume jewelry at a small boutique/tourist trap!

Exactly 😂

Everything, nothing, both, and neither are all important! I think! But I'm not actually sure!

*pulls out a 20* you need this more than I do

Family means even less in monopoly, a lesson my grandmother taught me well. Or, should I say, the random old lady who bought as many hotels as she possibly could just so she could take my money.

That looks very painful to say the least

I'm 3 days older than one of my friends and they call me a grandma

After a long day of successfully avoiding thinking about it, let's have a vivid dream about it. *sigh*

When I travel, I carry a mugging wallet - it has $5 in it. You throw it and go the other way. Never had to use it... though a pickpocket almost got it in Paris once.

I don't know, Netflix, maybe because of your decision to only continue funding a show if it receives a certain amount of views within the first two weeks, without taking into account the show's overall longevity, or the fact that certain demographics of people can't just drop everything and binge a show as soon as it gets released. Different shows cater to different age groups, and who do you think pays for subscriptions? It's not the kids! Maybe try being more flexible with how you do things rather than slotting everything into the same arbitrary rule bracket. Oh, but I forgot, your shareholders only care about quarterly expenditures.

I perceive to be individually besieged by this image, video, or piece of text that is typically humorous in nature, and is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.

To be fair, no one asked her to do that 🤷🏻

I have an impression that the rest of this body is Danny DeVito.

BWAHAHAHA… ha ha… damn

Did you try turning it off and on again?

Replace "drinks" with either "chapters" or "bored panda articles," and "go home" with "go to sleep."

dude's got a point