When I first saw this film I was 6. Until I was 11 I always thought that when someone died you just disappeared into thin air. I was very confused at the point of funeral and graves

I currently have a cold, so I can't breath out of my nose at all :(

Perfection!

Hate being that guy, but, at least for me, turning down the music is so you can focus better; nothing to do with music.

Awww Herbert you lil dork 🥰

Dude, you got the "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" edition! Sweet!!!

Yes....but

I feel like mostly toxic families use that reasoning. Maybe I'm wrong 🤔

Meme: telling me to get more sleep. Me: reading the meme on bored panda at 2:49 am

Well, duh. And the 90s were, like, ten years ago. Everyone knows that.

*Carry! Yeet! Drive off!*

Size doesn't matter. An obstacle is an obstacle

Don't...eat...green... mushroom... Got it!

My cat feels lonely without me

True for women too. Many of my course mates don’t hang out enough to remember each other’s names. And most of them look alike to me. Simple solution: hey bro, dude, my gee, yes chairman, see ya boss, let’s hang out soon sis, can I see your note mazi? Na you oga mi. And every girl in my hostel is called sister. Sister can I borrow your charger? Sis this, sis that. Problem solved. Ain’t nobody got time for remembering names.

In Australia we just call each other "mate" anyway

And children. "What's his name" My son, playing with a kid at the park for 40 minutes. "No idea"

Am man, can confirm

Me: Not asking because I know I was told before but I'm horrible at remembering names so it is kind of embarrassing.

This reminds me of the radio-dj's in the morning laughing hysterically at something that is worth - at most - a mona Lisa smile

If you never ask for a name, no one can expect you to remember it. Brain space freed for sports stats and other more important stuff.

Just call them "Sport" and "Chief" and everything is well.

Same at dog parks for all genders

bfr fr

If there is enough alcohol, for sure!

I can binge watch a whole TV series and still not know anybody's name on the show.

I do that lol

Yeah I'll NEVER remember a name so I simply don't bother lol

Oh, I sometimes can't remember the names of the neighbours I'm living next door to for decades ... that's embarrassing.

I don't get it. What is your point?

Bombastic side eye!

OMG... noooooo

Success!

It’s me, hi

When you’re an introverted adult in a grocery store (😰) and you have to awkwardly shuffle your cart around all the moms and their carts and children having group conversations in the most inconvenient places

Luckily, my lights have a remote. They're also rainbow.

I don't love babies on flights, but also I hear it's illegal to send them via the postal service so I get it.

Right? Just walk past, not that hard to not be a creep

Yes, I (a broke teenager) will totally consider paying $47.95 for costume jewelry at a small boutique/tourist trap!

Exactly 😂

Everything, nothing, both, and neither are all important! I think! But I'm not actually sure!

*pulls out a 20* you need this more than I do

Family means even less in monopoly, a lesson my grandmother taught me well. Or, should I say, the random old lady who bought as many hotels as she possibly could just so she could take my money.

That looks very painful to say the least

I'm 3 days older than one of my friends and they call me a grandma

After a long day of successfully avoiding thinking about it, let's have a vivid dream about it. *sigh*

When I travel, I carry a mugging wallet - it has $5 in it. You throw it and go the other way. Never had to use it... though a pickpocket almost got it in Paris once.

I don't know, Netflix, maybe because of your decision to only continue funding a show if it receives a certain amount of views within the first two weeks, without taking into account the show's overall longevity, or the fact that certain demographics of people can't just drop everything and binge a show as soon as it gets released. Different shows cater to different age groups, and who do you think pays for subscriptions? It's not the kids! Maybe try being more flexible with how you do things rather than slotting everything into the same arbitrary rule bracket. Oh, but I forgot, your shareholders only care about quarterly expenditures.