“I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme”: 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

I'm not a parent, but I can relate. People in general are annoying, you pandas are an exception

This is also true of being a preschool teacher

Damn for realz

I think I’ve come close to this on more than one occasion.

My mom would eventually resort to "To make little girls/boys ask questions." if we asked why too many times lol

I have sinus problems so I relate to this so much.

This reminds me of a story on Thomas the Train when everyone got really sick of this vain engine, Henry, and literally bricked him up in a tunnel so they wouldn't have to deal with his s**t anymore. Totally f****d up. I think they let him out after about a year, I'd have to check.

Woke up with a sinus headache this morning. so... relatable.

I have to use nasal dilators and nasal spray several times a day or I can't breathe.

My finger in there hinders breathing

Add to that a cat or a dog next to you, and I’ll be running towards that scene

Sleeping during rain is just so much butter, rain in general is just better.

Perfect way to sleep

That's one of the few things I miss since not living at my father's place anymore: sleeping under a rooflight. Oh how I loved rainy nights <3

The first time I saw this it was 6am and I had to get up for school. I can not fully articulate the rage I felt

Actually there is science behind this. Our brains are great at filtering out stimuli in the environment, but can still only take in so much at a time. Reducing the input on one sense mode gives your brain more capacity for another one. That is why most people have a hard time focusing in loud chaotic environments.

I turn the music off in parking lots because I want to hear grannies and kids crunch under the tires. / S But seriously - I DO want to hear if someone gives a shout of alarm. I also roll my window down part way for the same reason. And I'm super cautious if I see little kids because like squirrels and sharks if you see one or two there is often another/more you can't see. TLDR: Don't mock people for being cautious / courteous in parking lots.

photo: car in front of me wondering if it's safe to pull out this century

I believe most people do this... right???

There's actually science behind this. Think of reading this sentence. Your brain is focusing on words, the colors white and black. But then there's the peripheral colors you weren't aware of until I mentioned it (the wall/ceiling, the pile of laundry in your background bedroom, etc). The brain is ALWAYS filtering the important/unimportant so don't see list. That's a lot of ongoing functions not counting involuntary stuff (blood pumping, breathing, etc). Point is the brain really does improve the less extra functions it has to run on autopilot. Listening is just another function for it: taking in noise, and telling you it's in a musical arrangement of (this) nature. Turning the noise down negates one more task it has to focus on so your eyes can focus better.

jump Herbert. jump

Idk, that looks like a pretty big cliff to me

Well that's embarrassing

Hoover? Seriouly?

Poor Herbert. Let's hope he never sees a stairwell.