Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app

Continue in app Continue in browser

59Kviews

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously

ADVERTISEMENT

Undoubtedly, the most enjoyable and funny jokes are the ones we can relate to. And there’s nothing more relatable than the struggles and thoughts everyone goes through on a daily basis. After all, no one is immune to failure. And as the good ol’ saying goes—if you can't change the situation, change your attitude. May that attitude be humorous and positive. To support the positive vibes, we’ve rounded up a ton of self-deprecating jokes for you to heartily laugh at!

Below, you’ll find our list of funny adult jokes that you will likely particularly enjoy if you have humor similar to ours! Which might at times be on the darker side but is always and forever well-meaning. Found a self-deprecating joke that creased you up? Or perhaps you found some of these short, funny jokes appropriate for an IG photo caption? Let us know in the comments section!

This post may include affiliate links.

#1

I said “hello” to darkness my old friend, and it told me that it doesn’t want to be my friend.

36points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Fair enough.

4points

View more comments

#2

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Feel free to use me as a bad example. That way, I won’t be totally useless.

36points

Zoe Mennuti 1 year ago

I look forward to being an energy vampire's therapist. I guess my certified and professionally trained therapist will look forward to seeing me more often.

0points

View more comments

#3

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I’m quite smart and intelligent. Most of the time, I don’t even understand a single word of what I’m talking about.

29points

Emily Barnes 1 year ago

me too

0points

What Is Self-Deprecating Humor? Is It Bad?

First of all, let’s figure out what is self-deprecation. The self-deprecating definition is simply modesty or criticism of oneself. Some say that self-deprecating jokes are humiliating and degrading. On the contrary! We believe it takes a confident yet humble person who knows their weaknesses and shortcomings yet isn't afraid to point them out and laugh about them. After all, there’s not a single flawless person. Flaws are exactly what makes us human. No need to hide them under lock and key.

ADVERTISEMENT

Other than that, cracking funny, self-deprecating jokes and being able to laugh at yourself have been proven to be good for your health. Multiple studies have shown that people who regularly poke fun at themselves exhibit more significant levels of mental well-being. How often have you heard someone say that laughter is the best medicine? Hopefully, just enough times to believe that statement and get one’s prescription filled.

#4

I just realized that my life can’t fall apart if I never had it together in the first place.

28points

#5

Not to brag, but I haven’t had a mood swing in, like, 7 minutes.

28points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Now that's impressive.

5points

View more comments

#6

I’m only posting on social media so everyone else can feel better about themselves. You’re welcome.

25points

4th Account 2 years ago

Thank you for your service

6points

View more comments

ADVERTISEMENT

Why Are We Attracted to Self-Deprecating Humor?

At first glance, the main appeal of self-deprecating humor seems to lie in its simple, humorous perspective. However, the reasons why we enjoy it are multi-faceted and complex. Psychological, social, and even cultural factors influence our liking of these inside jokes!

While it is definitely a topic to be looked at in-depth, to put it simply, we like self-deprecating humor because it’s highly relatable. Moreover, it works as a social bonding and coping mechanism and is, in a way, a form of self-regulation. What’s more, self-deprecating jokes clearly mirror our cultural norms and are, according to some psychological theories, a way to reduce cognitive dissonance.

And here we thought these sarcastic jokes were merely to entertain us!

#7

Sorry, demons! There’s no room inside me because I’m self-possessed.

24points

The Radio Demon 2 years ago

Aw. Darn it.

3points

View more comments

#8

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously People say that I’m creative and I couldn’t agree more because I create most of my own problems.

23points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

This should be my bumper sticker these days!!

0points

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

#9

I can’t deny that I made a lot of mistakes when I was younger. I’m older now, so I can make different, yet more severe mistakes.

22points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I'm a scientist, I like to repeat the same mistakes to make sure there isn't any changes in the results.

10points

View more comments

What Do You Say When Someone Puts Themselves Down?

There’s always at least a grain of truth in every joke, and that’s especially true with sarcastic humor. So, if you sense that someone is trying to look for a kind word when sharing their self-deprecating jokes, this is what you can say to them:

Acknowledge their feelings—make them feel seen and heard;

Express concern—a genuine concern for their well-being might be just the ticket to make them feel better;

Challenge negative thoughts—try to change their negative perspective and offer a different take on the situation;

Listen attentively—maybe a good shoulder to cry on is all they need;

Offer support—let them know you’re there for them!

Always remember that each of us is different, and you know your friends the best, so tailor your response the way only you know how. The goal here is always to be compassionate and supportive!

ADVERTISEMENT

Meanwhile, why don’t we check more of these sarcastic jokes, have a lighthearted laugh, and forget all our troubles for a wee bit longer?

#10

I actually have friends despite of myself.

22points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I don't know if I'd use the plural form but I do have A friend.

1point

View more comments

#11

Every day is Friday when you’re unemployed.

22points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

Except payday Friday.

6points

View more comments

#12

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I’m the human equivalent of a typo.

18points

Jynxiecat 2 years ago

I feel this down to my core

0points

#13

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hurtful words can’t reach me anymore because anything mean you say to me, I’ve definitely said it to myself at some point in my life.

18points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

You can't do worse that what I've already done to myself.

1point

ADVERTISEMENT

#14

If I remember correctly, the last time that I was someone’s type was when I was donating blood in the blood drive.

18points

#15

I’m on my 36th selfie attempt, and I’m still refusing to acknowledge that this isn’t my day.

18points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I feel great and ready to go do things up until I see a photo of myself. Best budgeting tool I've ever had.

2points

#16

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They’re both pointless.

18points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

To the younger folks, "pencils" are utensils with which humans used to scrawl figures on paper. Half of which are (were) impossible to read even by the writer (BTW kids, thats where the term "writing" came from).

4points

View More Replies...

View more comments

#17

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

18points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

In 5 years? I'm just trying to make it to Friday at this point.

7points

View more comments

#18

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Do mood swings count as exercise?

17points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Yes, just be sure to stretch your mind first! 😉

2points

ADVERTISEMENT

#19

The good news is: I’m pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is: I’m pretty much who I say I am.

17points

lara 2 years ago

Most people don't like me when they first meet me, but after they get to know me, they really can't stand me.

4points

#20

Someone, please help me! I’m way too young to be this old already.

17points

Karen Murphy 2 years ago

I turned 68 a few months ago. How did I jump there so quickly when I was just 17 the day before?!?

6points

View More Replies...

View more comments

#21

I’m proud to say that I never make the same mistake twice. I commit my mistakes more than twice just to make sure.

17points

lara 2 years ago

It's the only way you can perfect something, keep doing it until it is right.

1point

View more comments

#22

I have more conversations with the voices in my head than I do with actual people.

17points

lara 2 years ago

It's the only intelligent conversation I get.

6points

View more comments

#23

I'm very familiar with paranormal activity. I keep getting ghosted.

17points

ADVERTISEMENT

#24

To the powers that be, if it’s inevitable that something bad must happen to me, at least make it funny.

16points

#25

All my imaginary friends tell me that I need therapy.

16points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

Except the other friends that tell me how detestable I am.

0points

#26

Time to get back on my regularly scheduled nonsense.

16points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Do you work at my job too?

1point

#27

Today’s a really wonderful day. I don’t trust it.

16points

4th Account 2 years ago

A little too wonderful

3points

View more comments

#28

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Watch me make bad decisions even without the influence of alcohol.

16points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Alcohol is for amateurs.

4points

#29

I question my sanity a lot of times. Every now and then, it replies.

16points

ADVERTISEMENT

#30

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Will my anxiety leave me too if I fall in love with it?

16points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago (edited)

I don't even have to fall in love with it, just show interest. Lol

3points

View more comments

#31

I'm at a really low point right now, but the good news is that the worst is still to come.

16points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

There is always room for improvement, no matter the direction.

1point

View more comments

#32

When I'm in a happy mood and people think it's "the real me". Nope, it's the other one.

16points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

All Aboard!

1point

#33

My exercise routine includes running away from my problems, running late, and running my mouth non-stop.

15points

#34

Will this outfit get me the romantic partner of my dreams? Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of “Nope.”

15points

ADVERTISEMENT

#35

One of my favorite things I like to do is go home to be ugly in peace.

15points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

You went out in the first place? I'm still in pajamas!

2points

#36

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I found my purpose! I will design emotional rollercoasters. My experience will speak for itself!

15points

#37

People think I have no friends, I don't agree, my buddies Anxiety and Depression show me a great time.

15points

Tom Banwell 1 year ago

Relatable ths one

0points

#38

They say money talks. But all mine says is goodbye.

14points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

Or "I belong to someone else."

2points

#39

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Having very low expectations is the secret to happiness. Should I drop it more?

14points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I told someone this recently. I set the bar reallllll low so when I do show up it's a miracle.

1point

ADVERTISEMENT

#40

How can I face my problem when my problem is my face?

14points

#41

Getting lit in the depression pit.

14points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Woot woot!

3points

#42

Just because I’m trash doesn’t mean I won’t be able to achieve great things. Remember, it’s called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot.

14points

#43

My life’s purpose is to be a cautionary tale for others.

13points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

My life is like the movie "Jaws".

0points

#44

People call me an alcoholic whenever I drink alcohol. But, when I drink Fanta, people never call me fantastic.

13points

ADVERTISEMENT

#45

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Alas, I finally discovered the reason why I look so bad in photos. It’s my face.

13points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

It is...and my body. I was meant to be in the era of portraits where you can make the artist modify your looks.

3points

View More Replies...

View more comments

#46

Last night I got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people!

13points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Very impressive.

1point

View more comments

#47

I don’t have a nervous system. I am a nervous system!

13points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

If you could convert anxiety into power I'd be an infinite source of energy.

0points

#48

I accidentally messed up my life. How do start a new account?

13points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Why, hit the start button and reboot!! (Not IT-I'll show myself out!)

0points

#49

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously My manager asked if I take constructive criticism and I said yes while wiping away my teary eyes.

13points

#50

How do I moisturize my face? I use my own tears!

12points

lara 2 years ago

Nah, the salt in them dries out your skin.

1point

ADVERTISEMENT

#51

Have you ever felt like your entire life is just a big school exam? I sure did, and I’m quite certain that I didn’t study for it.

12points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

And you were naked as well! Wake up!! 🤣

0points

#52

Am I a good person? No. But do I try to make myself a better person each day? Also no.

12points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

But one day I hope that I'll be a better person? Still no.

1point

#53

I wouldn’t even settle for me, so why would you?

12points

#54

The only abs I have are abnormalities.

12points

#55

Siri, how to look good while crying?

12points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Don't let anyone see you.

1point

#56

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I’ve been single ever since I mingled.

12points

ADVERTISEMENT

#57

So, I stumbled upon this question asking if I’m an early bird or a night owl? I’m neither! I’m some form of permanently-exhausted pigeon.

12points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

I have shirt that says this!

0points

#58

My fridge is as empty as me.

12points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

And it works just as poorly.

0points

#59

I’m pretty sure I’m going to end up having 10 to 20 cats in my old age.

12points

Mary Elliott 2 years ago

I'm up to 8 cats now. My best advice is, don't do it. Unless you really, really like stepping in cold wet cat vomit in the middle of the night, shoveling the worst smelling sh*t known to man, being covered in cat hair, and having your shoes peed on for no apparent reason other than cats are *ssholes. Although, as my vet once observed, there's never a dull moment at my house! Alas.

1point

View more comments

#60

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously When I feel bad, I just remember that I’m someone’s reason to smile because I’m a joke!

12points

#61

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Whenever I visit a doctor he says I should be charged for the crime of not taking care of myself.

12points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

View More Replies...

View more comments

ADVERTISEMENT

#62

“Today is not my day,” I mutter to myself every single day.

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

"Maybe next life it'll be better" I say to myself in hopes that reincarnation is real.

0points

#63

My entire life is a big joke. So, tell why exactly I need to celebrate April Fool’s Day again?

11points

Aroura Smith 1 year ago

Because it’s a day dedicated to you

0points

#64

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I’m actually a very hardworking person. Almost everything becomes harder when I’m the one working on it.

11points

#65

I may be trash, but I burn with a bright flame.

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I burn yellow just like Sodium because the answer is always Na.

1point

#66

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Using the “y=mx+b” formula, calculate the slope at which my life is going downhill.

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I'd more say it's f(x) = ab^x where b<1

1point

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#67

It’s true that I’m CUTE: C(ringy), U(nattractive), T(rash), and E(asy to forget).

11points

#68

When I’m ready to sleep, I don’t bother checking if my foot is hanging off the end of my bed anymore. Come get me, demons.

11points

lara 2 years ago

Well, at least you're not alone in your bedroom, so that's a plus.

4points

View more comments

#69

I find it amusing when people try to insult me. They have no idea that I roast myself on a daily basis.

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

You can't roast me, my brain knows everything about me.

1point

#70

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously *winks at my reflection in the mirror*

*reflection walks away*

11points

Aroura Smith 1 year ago

Just couldn’t handle the beautiful abstract art

0points

#71

Don’t mind me. I’m just having an existential crisis. Move along, folks.

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Always right in between dinner and bedtime.

0points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#72

I’m somewhere in between trying to live my life and trying to run away from it.

11points

#73

Who needs sleep when you’ve been asleep inside for years.

11points

#74

I hope whatever bad things happen to me are at least funny.

11points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

When bad things rule your life some comic relief would be great.

1point

View more comments

#75

If my thoughts had a font it would be comic sans.

11points

Nadia D 2 years ago

Mine would be - comic sins😋

5points

#76

I require very specific conditions to thrive, but even when those conditions are met, it is unlikely.

11points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

I need silence, darkness, a comfortable bed and my music. I'll bring the existential dread.

2points

#77

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Yeah, I know. I hate me too.

10points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#78

I put the ace in disgrace!

10points

Aroura Smith 1 year ago

but not in your face

1point

#79

I don’t suffer from insanity. I actually derive excitement from every second of it.

10points

#80

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I can’t exactly shame myself into becoming a better person, right?

10points

#81

You’re guessing that out of the 8 billion people here on Earth, I’m going to chase someone who doesn’t even like me? Well, watch me closely because that’s exactly what I’m going to do.

10points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Watch me do it again too if you didn't believe me the first time.

2points

#82

Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen.

10points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#83

Whenever I look at the mirror, it shows me what I lack, not what I have.

10points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

#FACTS

2points

#84

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I’m probably going to regret everything in 3...2...1...

10points

#85

One thing that’s emptier than my wallet is my heart.

10points

#86

I’m human garbage. At the very least, please dispose of me properly.

10points

#87

They told me that I can become anything if I willed it. So, I became a disappointment.

10points

#88

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Pokemon? It’s funny that I’m trying to catch them all, yet I can’t even find myself.

10points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#89

My clear conscience is just a sign of bad memory.

10points

#90

I believe in my pet dog more than I believe in myself.

10points

Aroura Smith 1 year ago

Tests results came back positive you never owned a dog and are talking to a tumor on your leg hate been there for years

0points

#91

Life is like a box of chocolates. But for some reason, I got the gross dark chocolate with the orange flavor in the middle.

10points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

My life is like a box of chocolates but someone ate all the good ones, left the orange ones, took the plastic mold and left the box in the sun for a few hours.

2points

#92

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Relationship goals: A relationship!

10points

#93

What do you mean, “What have I been up to?” I’m out here ruining my own life as always!

10points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

Always have to reach that negative bar. Its not elusive.

1point

#94

I’m clapping my hands because I’m ugly and I know it.

10points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#95

Those haters have no idea what they’re doing! I’ll show them how it’s done by hating myself the most.

10points

Rod McCabe 2 years ago

At least I'm good at something.

0points

#96

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Well, look who we have here. If it isn’t the consequences of my questionable actions.

10points

#97

I hate losing more than anything in the world. That’s why I can’t lose any weight.

10points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

That makes soo much sense to me now that I think of it.

1point

#98

Rock bottom is not low enough, I need to get lower!

10points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Always aim higher, which in this case is lower.

1point

#99

Guess who’s posting self-deprecating stuff instead of doing something productive and worthwhile?

10points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Jokes on you, this is me being productive.

2points

ADVERTISEMENT

See Also on Bored Panda

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

#100

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously My answer to feeling sad is having more beers, my therapist disagrees.

10points

#101

Tell me a joke about self-centered people.

I’ll go first.

10points

#102

The only Apple products I can afford are actual Apples.

10points

Aroura Smith 1 year ago

To bad I can’t even afford those

0points

#103

My teacher called me average. How mean!

9points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Math humor! 🤣🤣🤣

0points

#104

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I know I’m ugly, but at least I’m still trying.

9points

#105

Everyone’s so dope, and I’m so nope.

9points

ADVERTISEMENT

#106

The only time I’m funny is when I insult myself.

9points

#107

I used to be indecisive. Now, I don’t think I’m quite sure anymore.

9points

#108

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously If the government can shut down, then why can’t I?

9points

Bored_Panda 2 years ago

You can, that's called death (for temporary shut downs, you can have a coma but you may die while in it)

2points

#109

“You are what you eat.” I call BS! I don’t even remember eating.

9points

#110

What a beautiful day to hate on myself.

9points

#111

I’m at a really low point right now. But the good news is: the worst is just ahead!

9points

ADVERTISEMENT

#112

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Don’t get me wrong, being naked feels awesome, and I wish I could do it more. Well, just without any of the visual consequences.

9points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Oh yes. 100%.

0points

#113

If body heat was based on physical attractiveness, everyone within a 1-mile radius of me would freeze to death.

9points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

They'd drop me in the middle of a artic and all of a sudden we'll have glaciers re-forming.

3points

#114

What’s wrong?

Nothing. This is just the regular expression of my face!

9points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Resting b*tch face...I have it! 😐

1point

#115

I’ve got 99 problems, and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self-control.

9points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

But is a b*tch one? (Jay Z musical humor, folks!) I'm here all week...ba dum dum!

0points

#116

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Self-deprecating humor is my cardio.

9points

ADVERTISEMENT

#117

New year, same mistakes.

9points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

New year same old me.

3points

View more comments

#118

There’s no way you would be able to handle me at my worst. Also, I don’t have a best, because I'm always awful.

9points

#119

My future self is probably cursing about me right now, so I’m going to ruin his/her life.

9points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

Gotta show them who's the boss.

2points

#120

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously I’m like 113% tired.

8points

#121

Good day, this is your trashcan speaking.

8points

Aroura Smith 1 year ago

And I thought there was no more trash left to burn but myself

0points

#122

There’s no way I’m willing to learn new skills unless I’m instantly proficient at them. Yeah, I know that at this point, I’m pretty much just sabotaging my own life.

8points

ADVERTISEMENT

#123

I might be obnoxious, but at least I’m also annoying.

8points

#124

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously In photos, I’m ugly. In real life, I’m also ugly!

8points

DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

There is no deception here.

2points

#125

What would have happened if you exterminated the ugliest guy and the dumbest guy in the world yesterday? Right, this post wouldn’t exist.

8points

Sportsgal 2 years ago

Orange guy would be dead...

0points

#126

I have a good heart, but I really should fix this mouth of mine.

8points

#127

Who needs to eat when you’re already so full of sadness?

8points

#128

130 Self-Deprecating Jokes To Not Take Yourself Too Seriously Ever accidentally thrown something away and then later realize you needed it? Hahaha, I did this with own my life.

8points

ADVERTISEMENT

#129

Like a garbage phoenix, I will rise from the trash can.

7points

#130

I don't know, I'm just a potato.

6points

Saimonas Lukošius

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Saimonas is a list curator at Bored Panda with BA in Multimedia. Saimonas has mainly worked as a freelance graphic designer, illustrator and finds joy in anything related to visual arts.

Violeta Lyskoit

Violeta is an SEO Editor at Bored Panda. She has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism.

Violeta is an SEO Editor at Bored Panda. She has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism.

Justė Kairytė - Barkauskienė

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

What do you think ?

WonderWoman 2 years ago

Wayyyyyyyy too many, and they got worse down the list. BP shorten this list to 40 and make three posts. We don't have the attention span for that many off the bat.

0points

WonderWoman 2 years ago

Wayyyyyyyy too many, and they got worse down the list. BP shorten this list to 40 and make three posts. We don't have the attention span for that many off the bat.

0points

You May Like

‘Ends Humour’: 50 Spot-On Posts That May Leave You Chuckling At The Ridiculousness Of It All (New Pics)

Viktorija Ošikaitė

100 Funny Country Jokes To Kindle Your Wanderlust

Saimonas Lukošius

30 Wildest Comebacks That People Have Heard Or Come Up With

Shelly Fourer

Back to Homepage

More about Funny

Related on Bored Panda

Related on Bored Panda

Word Search

WordroW

Jigsaw

Crossword

Sudoku

Picdoku

Killer Sudoku

Kriss Kross

Word Flower

Trending on Bored Panda

Also on Bored Panda