And nod. Always nod.

that headline is gold. Except according to the story I found it was more like he was running away from the cow. . https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/09/swigging-pig-hogs-18-beers

Not a year ago I used to be a penguin on the left. Woke up at 5-6 am just to go for a walk and watch the sunrise. 2023 happened and now I’m the penguin on the right. Wish I could go back to my happier self.

Lol I have bad eczema. I can relate

Relatable. Have had this happen several times with different dogs. Makes me feel like a boss until I remember I suck with people.

Nah Im serious It's ALWAYS when Im in a bad mood

This is the way

LOL. No longer a thing. I stream my music through my phone into my car audio system. I get the great songs on demand.

Yeah, sometimes I turn the stereo off completely when my exit is coming up, so I can focus on not getting lost.

I don't get why people hate that. Why do I have to spend 20 minutes of my time typing and interacting with you, when it can all be over in 2 minutes' time?

namaste

It's almost always the quiet ones where everyone is saying that nothing could shake them.

Honestly though, the chair is at least being more helpful than some people..

Every day

Homer Simpson once said: "Why have three kids and no money, when you can have three money and no kids"

The cat is everything

Oh, my cat gets this look sometimes. I usually need to bandage my hands afterwards.

The one time a spider scared me was, when I was lying in bed in pitch black and looking onto my smart phone when out of the dark a spider just ran across the screen.

One time I slipped on a tight shoe but something was bothering me as I walked around so I took it off and the giantest spider crawled out. Didn’t bite me so I didn’t hurt it it, changed my relationship with spiders. They are now the defenders of my home against gross bugs I hate. Enemy of my enemy = friend.

I was in the living room and out of the corner of my eye, I saw something dart across the floor. I freaked out thinking it was a mouse. Turned out to be a HUGE spider. I almost wished it would have been a mouse instead. I wanted to burn the house down.

And then you suddenly remember that spiders can climb walls easily

I'm in a wheelchair and once stranded myself on the toilet when a huge spider jumped in the spokes on the front wheel. I was about to get in the chair but instead screamed like a little child and pushed the chair away, waaaay out of reach. Thanlfully i wasn't home alone! Lmao

Well then I hope your like it up there if you live in Australia- there is at least 2 spiders of varying sizes under my bed as I type this

nah you gotta burn the whole house

I am super uncomfortable with spiders. But I am scared if the one spider I couldn't vacuum and then it ran off. I live in Denmark... they're not supposed to be that big and mean here.

Or into the bed….

Spiders can climb...

adhd! ADHD! Drink some coffee, start to vibrate! ANXIETY (To the tune of under the sea)

Lil turtle!

The hardest thing in the world!

Or you black out in the middle of the paragraph :D

I can relate :)

Beat you to it, mate.

This is why we have a dessert stomach, it doesn't count.

"alright, just a quick 20 min nap....OH SH*T"

It's sad people have to live like this, and I can't imagine the courage...

Woahhh it's like a wave 🤩

Me, after luch break...

Yeah, the motivation always lasts until the moment I close the door to my appartment behind my back

Every. Single. Time

Me, currently at work...

My time to shine

I can relate. Actually I cant because I'm always on my phone as well. I guess we work.

This happens to me most days

I have a problem where i can't stop laughing for like ageees and idk whether I subconsciously do that to try and fit in better by laughing even when the jokes are not funny or I just don't get them OR if you his is an actual illness that some people have * hyperventilates*

I once had two oranges sitting on my desk for over 3 months. I eventually ate one but the other one was left for about another month and went rotten. I was simply too lazy to peel them and eat when I could grab a chocolate or cookie as a quick snack.

Why do people keep using Will Poulter's face as a meme? have you seen how he looks recently?

This is the perfect representation of my dating life.

🤣❤️👌

Both

I suffer from this affliction.