This

What else am I to do between the hours of 6pm and 11pm? Lol

It's because the brain cannot multitask. If it's music on the radio, it's usually pop or similar which has lyrics and you cannot process words while also concentrating on parking.

I actually lose. A lot. I decide that neither side of my brain is correct

Music, voice mail, tv show all of them need repeated far more times than I’d like to admit

I live in a small town and if I stopped to talk to everyone I know I would never get anything done. Sometimes I pretend not to see but mostly I just starting walking really fast like I am in a massive rush and wave as I hurry past.

If you did start to read them by the time you'd finish the newer version or model would be out and the one you are about to use would be obsolete.

Being on here.

Sure I have no feeling in my hands and I dislocated a shoulder but I got it all in on one trip

When I was younger I did this, but not anymore. It's important to put everything where it needs to be to first time. I have no problem extending this same courtesy to everyone.

I find it funny when you see someone alone sitting or standing still, the phone rings and the suddenly they walk about 10 miles during the call in a 5 meter radius

Well I wouldn't know, I'm a child👶

"Would it really be that horrible to just decline an offer by responding, "No thanks" No, but 9/10 don't accept that as an answer.

YES

I work from home and live alone and I do feel immense relief when the house is empty when I come home from work.

All the time.

Pulling your pants down, realizing you forgot your phone, and duck waddling to get it.

Nah, there's quite a few reasons why I don't do this, not anymore anyways. The first, and this might surprise you guys, but it's actually because of potential phone hacking. "Cassi, that's ridiculous! Who has that even happened to?" My husband. He used to accept random friends on Facebook for the games on there. A few years ago one of these randos used a backdoor in the FB messenger app to gain access to his camera and contact list. They took photos of him in the bathroom and tried to blackmail him. On the plys side you'll all be glad to hear they're two years into their sentence down in Tucson after being convicted of "Revenge P°rn", which us what they classified it as. So yeah, this thing never goes into the can with me and I'm 4 years off of Facebook/Instagram. Be careful, y'all. There's much scarier things than poop out there.

Nope,the thought of it disgust me.I might leave my music on if I have headphones in.

Not me

Where do you think I am right now? The beach??

TMI but….. I’m in the bathroom rn 😭😭

This might sound sad to some, but one of the reasons I was looking forward to my ostemy reversal was to do this again! To just sit and relax for a few minutes while in the restroom!

I have NEVER used my phone in the bathroom

I rarely do it. When i do, it's at home. I feel like I need to wipe my phone with a disinfectant wipe after.

oh, NO. no phones in the bathroom! i like to read the dear Abby/comics page my mom saves me from the paper. or anything else in the giant pile of backlogged books, mags, articles...

Those are not surfaces you want a device you have in your hands all day, touching. EW

In an emergency, reading the contents on the side of the shampoo bottle will do.

Nope I leave books in mine....

having drowned a couple of phones, I usually take whatever book I am reading. I have only drowned one of those, and it survived.

No. Just no. That's just a bad habit to have. And, I wonder how many people wash their hands after toileting? I find it hysterical how many people freaked out if you weren't wearing a mask in 2020, but have no problem spreading filthy toilet germs all over their phones ++.

No I just suffer I overthink too much for that

Literally thousands of games of Solitaire.

No, no, nonono. I do not want or need to be connected to the outside world during dookie time.

Not me, I don't have time to pee and do a rush job. No wonder I get UTI's.

This is... Accurate

I've never done this, though I didn't get a smartphone until 2 years

And losing time bcuz you've somehow went down the the tik tok rabbit hole 😂

My family keeps books in the bathroom.

This is currently me. I was ready to leave the restroom quite a few minutes ago, but instead, here I am sitting and scrolling through bored panda.

The bathroom's for bathroom business, not reading or using a phone.

Everyone does that. It's weirder if you don't.

Hey, I just like to finish what I start 🤷🏼‍♂️