Why isn't this higher? It's currently #55

The reality restart button.

But how are they going to be able to afford their palatial estates, jets, and vacation homes? The system is so unfair to billionaires.

My colleague/friend is packing it in. He'll soon be quitting his steady 9-5 to pursue his music career. While I worry for his stability, I couldn't be more envious.

This should be further up! Absolutely spot on!!!

Boy if that ain't true. I pushed through about 5 months on the verge of burnout, so I wonder if that means I have to sleep through five months worth of tomorrows to recover?

Work field trips should a week long, done at home, maybe with a "what I did on my field trip" report due when you return. "Drunk, I Was Drunk." The title alone is good enough.

In the movie industry, "difficult to work with" meant (and possibly still means) 'won't sleep with the director/studio executives to secure work'

And getting mad at strangers on the internet who don’t do those things as much as you do.

.....well....yeah

Nope, it's the excitement of the night before a day off that is more satisfying than the actual day off...

Ur RIGHT

And the matrix repeat

I wonder if my MySpace account is still active. I would love to see my life before I chose a to work in a meaningless, dead-end job.

Accurate.

Yup !

For Europe it's not true. In reality, I doubt somebody delete emails like this. Other then that everything checks out.

The company's morale officer.

Hate how accurate this is…

I always run late when I have plenty of time to get where I'm going.

I recently came to the conclusion that EMDR providers are essentially part of an MLM. Apparently even therapists are not immune to the pyramid scheme mentality.

If only !

Luckily, I pay into my pension pot every month. So, by the time I reach 75, I will be able to retire and live off my estimated £7,000 per annum.

*Pitch Meeting voice* super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

"No good" also seems correct.

If that was me, the depression wouldn't be the one exiting my body, but my soul, hopes and dreams

Argh... at the hospital it's a hell if a ride when the network fails 😖

Well, I am 31 now. Hopefully I will accomplish that first goal by 35.

Aaaand now I'm going to create some kind of mystery, and hide what are obvious clues among all of my possessions. My family will never actually go through them, they'll just sell everything. Then maybe someone finds one of the clues and starts a facebook group for people who bought my things, and they get to go through a mystery adventure together.

People I work with are like "How come you can finish at 15:30 ?" , my response "Cos I'm here at 07:00 b*tches !"

You know, I don't actually remember ever wanting to be grown up when I was a kid.

that is not anxiety, that is PTSD triggered depression. Anxiety is "it's like you don't even care about those bads things that might happen 3 days from now "

Work in a kitchen. No fumes, minimal excel.

Not every brain cell is present at every meeting, though.

Wait til you have to make a phone call! I'm still recovering from my last one.

Is there anything stopping an employer specifying a longer notice period in the employment contract? I Europe, four weeks is a minimum but it can be as long as three months, even six in some circumstances. Works both ways, of course, so you lose your ability to just fire staff on a whim.

And you’re twice as productive.

I tell you from experience that 4 isn't enough.

Ah, there's your mistake. Durian fruit is what you have been seeking!

Eat 10. Then you will be spending all your time in the bathroom.

It's more effective to throw them.

Try Asafoetida.

Yeah the refrigerator is running. I gotta go catch it so I can’t come out tonight. Sorry…

Diarrhea is a great call in sick excuse

if only.... 🙏

Wow. Never thought of being able to do that.

Frankly, it got to the stage that any rise was welcome. At least, 50p for 40 hours was an extra £14 or so (after tax and NI).

We all live in a simulation.

Looking for the next wormhole.

Or the "trainer" that sits in her office playing Candy Crush all day actually comes out in the field to tell you what to do.

Or what a mortgage is.

I have worked ten years in my industry. Yet I still have to Google the basics.

Someone has never heard of fraud.

Should have tried "password".