That message is both heartbreaking and sweet.

Penny, Penny, Penny

When auto correct know you're a redneck

I wonder where violating a hippo is a thing! (Yes I know it's an autocorrect fail)

At least he's honest. This is why you always have emergency Styrofoam plates and plastic silverware.

A fullfilling day...

Midnight on Friday the 13th. Venus was in retrograde and there was a full moon.

It's going to be just fine.

If that's true she better know right away..

Has this awful roleplay shít *ever* worked?

Iwould like to see some idiot dressed as batman delivering food. And I would give a tip too.

UNALIVE ME 💀

I'm in

If only there was some way of colouring a person’s hair artificially. And if only this was widely available in all shops, and commonly practised by human adults. But, alas, this is not the case and the argument is watertight.

Unless people online are lying, which is entirely possible, but it actually would be possible because of dominant and recessive genes, and even if that isn’t the case, I do remember that in the movie it’s sort of hinted at I believe that before they married she had been in a relationship because of a photo and a few things that are said in the movie

You know... Edna does have straight black hair. XD

Neither one of my parents are blond, but they had two blond daughters. I was only blond for the first five years of my life. So yes, it's possible to have kids with a different hair color than the parents.

Genetics - what are they and how do they work?

My great-grandmother told me about how she thought she had given birth to a troll baby (changeling?) when grandma was born. My great-grandparents were blond and blue-eyed while grandma and two of her siblings have dark hair and brown eyes. (The other 5 siblings are blond/blue-eyed or blond/brown-eyed.)

Genes are weird so it is probably possible. I've seen a white woman (naturally dark hair) and a black man kick out a little "Irish" kid. One of my grandkids. His full blood sister is a black girl. And no, it wasn't due to cheating. But he has white skin and blond / sandy hair and strangers think he is a foster kid or adopted. It's one of those 'funny but also annoying' things.

Not true actually. They could definitely have a brunette kid. I’m a redhead, I know.

yes it IS possible...called genetics. My Maternal grandmother blonde; uncle blonde; mother blonde; grandfather brunette. My Paternal Grandmother red head; father blonde; aunt red head; cousin red head; grandfather brunette...ME...BRUNETTE!!! nobody cheated, it's just i got the recessive genes in my family, which happen to be dark hair.

My folks are part NA both blue eyed and light brown heads. I am a redhead with green eyes. Go figure. PS yes I am their kid. Gotta love genetics and genealogy. Only one brother has brown eyes; the other two have blue eyes. Sister is blonde. The older two were towheads at birth; I had black hair at birth. So did little bro. Genetics is a funny thing.

I went to school with three sisters with blonde, black, and red hair. I always felt there was something going on with that mother.

That is one aßshole landlord

Definitely going to try this... :D

Gone without a Trace

Oops.

take the hint leave them alone lol

guy dodged a bullet there

WTF?!

Hi *high

No Aaron, you're the cringe one here, a woman rejects you and then you start whining about how women are always choosing a-holes. Get a life.

Some of the drivers are real a$$es.

Torn between "don't catfish people" and "what a legend"

Well that wasn't what I expected 😮

It worked! :D

Google salmon shooter. It's a device to shoot salmon over a damn so they can finish their journey to spawn. Doesn't harm the fish.

I wonder if anyone felt like that when I was playing Farmville.

That is one hell of an autocorrect

Reply to dad: well, drag it out of there!

"So do I because you sound like the perfect man!"

Noooooooo!!!

My mom dated a guy who did not like music. The only movie he would watch was American Graffiti over and over. He tried to throw my mom in a tree once when he was upset. I am conviced bro was 100% an extraterrestrial. If someone does not like music be suspicious.

It kills me that guys actually say and do stupid stuff like this.