That message is both heartbreaking and sweet.

Penny, Penny, Penny

When auto correct know you're a redneck

I wonder where violating a hippo is a thing! (Yes I know it's an autocorrect fail)

At least he's honest. This is why you always have emergency Styrofoam plates and plastic silverware.

A fullfilling day...

Midnight on Friday the 13th. Venus was in retrograde and there was a full moon.

It's going to be just fine.

If that's true she better know right away..

Has this awful roleplay shít *ever* worked?

Iwould like to see some idiot dressed as batman delivering food. And I would give a tip too.

UNALIVE ME 💀

I'm in

If only there was some way of colouring a person’s hair artificially. And if only this was widely available in all shops, and commonly practised by human adults. But, alas, this is not the case and the argument is watertight.

That is one aßshole landlord

Definitely going to try this... :D

Gone without a Trace

Oops.

take the hint leave them alone lol

guy dodged a bullet there

WTF?!

Hi *high

No Aaron, you're the cringe one here, a woman rejects you and then you start whining about how women are always choosing a-holes. Get a life.

Just because he told a cringe joke, doesn't mean she was rejecting him, she was just stating a fact but he had to get all personally affronted and show his true face. Love it when the Incels can't help being incels.

No dude, that wasn't smooth. That was cringe AF. But you are correct, you truly *are* a 1 on that 1 - 10 scale.

A-A-Ron sent this message to 20 women in the app, let's be serious. And if this is how he, admittedly, tries his best....yeah 1/10 sounds about right.

That unhinged very quickly!

Serious incel vibes.

I would just have said: Yes, you ARE a 1.

Nahhh I used that exactly pick up line on my bestie one time 💀

Yeah Megan!

wow someone likes to rant

Imagine being that sensitive-

Anybody else read that in the voice of Liam Gallagher?

Dating tip: If you approach a woman and she rejects you, call her a b**** and tell her she's rude and disgusting. This always makes women give you a second chance.

All A-A-Rons are a******s!

So I am confused. Do you tip your fedora before or after sending this message?

Some of the drivers are real a$$es.

Torn between "don't catfish people" and "what a legend"

Well that wasn't what I expected 😮

It worked! :D

Google salmon shooter. It's a device to shoot salmon over a damn so they can finish their journey to spawn. Doesn't harm the fish.

I wonder if anyone felt like that when I was playing Farmville.

That is one hell of an autocorrect

Reply to dad: well, drag it out of there!