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You've probably heard of the notoriously funny British sense of humor, or American comedy that cracks everyone up laughing, from visitors of the famous comedy cellars to viewers of legendary sitcoms like Seinfield and Friends.

But many may not be familiar with the Scottish sense of humor, something an entire corner of Reddit with 766k members has dedicated itself to. Named Scottish People Twitter, the subreddit is a place for some of the hilarious things Scots have posted online, and it's pure comedy gold we didn’t know we needed.

“Scots generally have a dark, dry, and direct sense of humor," Veloglasgow, the moderator of the community, told Bored Panda sometime ago. So it’s virtually impossible not to like it! More Scottish People Twitter gems can be found in our previous features here and here.

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    "Scots generally have a dark, dry, and direct sense of humor," Veloglasgow, the Reddit user and moderator of the ScottishPeopleTwitter subreddit, told us a while ago. He added that "Observational comedy where someone points out something that everyone accepts as day-to-day reality but which would be absurd to an outside observer also goes down well." However, not all posts make it to the sub’s feed. "Most posts that make it through the mod queue are representative, any posts that use 'fooken' or 'fecking' for fu*ken/fu*king are generally removed as no Scot hears how we say those words as that way phonetically," the moderator explained.

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    oh how the turntables. reminds me of the american version, like how the people making fake vaccine cards hate undocumented immigrants

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow and they must be well-versed in their culture to know his name was stephen and not phteven!!!!!

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    Meanwhile, Larry Dean, a Scottish stand-up comedian, believes that defining “Scottish” comedy is a really tough question. “First off, there’s the assumption that a nationally shared sense of humor exists at all,” he said and added “Is it really possible for five million people to make the same kind of jokes and find the same things funny?”

    Dean continued: “if there’s one thing we Scottish like to laugh at, it’s ourselves. Which is useful when facing internationally reinforced caricatures every time we turn on the telly. (Think of Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.)"

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    The novelist Jenny Colgan argues that there are two views of Scottish humor. “The first, to quote PG Wodehouse, is that it is seldom difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman and a ray of sunshine. Think Gordon Brown's overhanging manse brow, and Lars von Trier's Breaking the Waves. The Presbyterian suspicion about things that are comical, musical, or in any way distract you from 12 hours a day of back-breaking toil runs deep in the national psyche - what Irvine Welsh calls the 'you'll have had your tea' school of grumpy inhospitableness,” she explained in a piece for The Guardian.

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    Colgan continued that there is the other side too: the belief that Scots actually have a great sense of humor “(because it is free - yes, yes, ho ho ho).” She wrote: “And this view is probably the more accurate. Without a doubt the free-ranging Glaswegian barrowlands native wit is alive and well - at a recent concert by the Blue Nile, the famously beautiful and gloomy Glaswegian bedsit band, the heckle went up, ‘Could youse no' play something a bit mair wistful?’”

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and two deaths..." -make that three. I'm going to throw a clot if I don't stop laughing unreasonably hard at this.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 Rule - Don’t look at the other guy (his weenie) #2 Rule - No talking

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to try to lead us off your trail Dracula....we know he was right!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always enjoy reading these with a Scottish accent in my head, it's 100 times more hilarious.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That had to be a marketing strategy after someone accidentally burned all the rolls.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotsmen have a way with words don't they? Natural poets and wordsmiths.

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    My friend in elementary school had a bladder infection and the teacher wouldn't let her go to the bathroom so the poor girl urinated all over herself and was called "pee girl" for 5 yrs till we got to middle school. I'm still angry at that teacher for her

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    Of all the things that they sensor it's okay to print "spunk into the mold" LOL. I know it's not technically cussing but they sensor *death *F***y and *k**b

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    My math teacher, 3rd and 4th grade, died in a school brake. She choked on a fish's bone, her class watching her ... well ... die. I was out by 3 or 4 years then.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like the scorn of children to cut you down to size.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood this perfectly without the translation thanks. The voice in my head does accents very well.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must confess, I'm a sugar free bru drinker, but in my defence my mum is a diabetic so we always had that, now I can't stomach drinks with actual sugar. Much prefer the cancer causing artificial sweeteners - yummy

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to do some digging, kid claimed to be medically exempt from wearing a face mask - if my 5yr old can sit underneath a 13tog duvet for hours at a time watching crap on his iPad then I think kids can manage with a thin mask over their gub

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MONGO! Haven't read that quite a time, hahaha!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two oldest kids have a Welsh dad and his parents are English and Welsh - so they have a grandma and taid

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