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You've probably heard of the notoriously funny British sense of humor, or American comedy that cracks everyone up laughing, from visitors of the famous comedy cellars to viewers of legendary sitcoms like Seinfield and Friends.

But many may not be familiar with the Scottish sense of humor, something an entire corner of Reddit with 766k members has dedicated itself to. Named Scottish People Twitter, the subreddit is a place for some of the hilarious things Scots have posted online, and it's pure comedy gold we didn’t know we needed.

“Scots generally have a dark, dry, and direct sense of humor," Veloglasgow, the moderator of the community, told Bored Panda sometime ago. So it’s virtually impossible not to like it! More Scottish People Twitter gems can be found in our previous features here and here.

"Scots generally have a dark, dry, and direct sense of humor," Veloglasgow, the Reddit user and moderator of the ScottishPeopleTwitter subreddit, told us a while ago. He added that "Observational comedy where someone points out something that everyone accepts as day-to-day reality but which would be absurd to an outside observer also goes down well." However, not all posts make it to the sub’s feed. "Most posts that make it through the mod queue are representative, any posts that use 'fooken' or 'fecking' for fu*ken/fu*king are generally removed as no Scot hears how we say those words as that way phonetically," the moderator explained.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh how the turntables. reminds me of the american version, like how the people making fake vaccine cards hate undocumented immigrants

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Some Festive Cheer From This Auld Yin

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's beautiful. I'm going to do that once the little freeloaders I gave birth to start making their own five dollar bills.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow and they must be well-versed in their culture to know his name was stephen and not phteven!!!!!

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Meanwhile, Larry Dean, a Scottish stand-up comedian, believes that defining “Scottish” comedy is a really tough question. “First off, there’s the assumption that a nationally shared sense of humor exists at all,” he said and added “Is it really possible for five million people to make the same kind of jokes and find the same things funny?”

Dean continued: “if there’s one thing we Scottish like to laugh at, it’s ourselves. Which is useful when facing internationally reinforced caricatures every time we turn on the telly. (Think of Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.)"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is mindboggling that so many people would rather believe a Whatsapp post than actual scientists.

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The novelist Jenny Colgan argues that there are two views of Scottish humor. “The first, to quote PG Wodehouse, is that it is seldom difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman and a ray of sunshine. Think Gordon Brown's overhanging manse brow, and Lars von Trier's Breaking the Waves. The Presbyterian suspicion about things that are comical, musical, or in any way distract you from 12 hours a day of back-breaking toil runs deep in the national psyche - what Irvine Welsh calls the 'you'll have had your tea' school of grumpy inhospitableness,” she explained in a piece for The Guardian.

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You Absolute Prawn

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amateur! You don't even need the appendix....let's us know when you kill a kidney or a liver...lol

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Colgan continued that there is the other side too: the belief that Scots actually have a great sense of humor “(because it is free - yes, yes, ho ho ho).” She wrote: “And this view is probably the more accurate. Without a doubt the free-ranging Glaswegian barrowlands native wit is alive and well - at a recent concert by the Blue Nile, the famously beautiful and gloomy Glaswegian bedsit band, the heckle went up, ‘Could youse no' play something a bit mair wistful?’”

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Pure Inspirational

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...and two deaths..." -make that three. I'm going to throw a clot if I don't stop laughing unreasonably hard at this.

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Canny Believe This Hasny Been Posted

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#1 Rule - Don’t look at the other guy (his weenie) #2 Rule - No talking

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It’s Dracula

It’s Dracula

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great way to try to lead us off your trail Dracula....we know he was right!

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She Has A Point

She Has A Point

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Living in a country with Wee Jimmy Krankie as your leader, isn't a position of strength for taking the p1$$.

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Merry Christmas

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't need to be Christmas and it still gives me a smile.

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Never Let Anyone Tell Ye It Cannae Be Done

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Need To Stay Pawsitive

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always enjoy reading these with a Scottish accent in my head, it's 100 times more hilarious.

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On Brand

On Brand

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Does This Qualify?

Does This Qualify?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as they're prepared for the very much not LA weather they'll be grand

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How About Some Burnt Tae F**k Rolls?

How About Some Burnt Tae F**k Rolls?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That had to be a marketing strategy after someone accidentally burned all the rolls.

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Hear He's Up The Gala In Possil Trawlin' For Fanny

Hear He's Up The Gala In Possil Trawlin' For Fanny

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It's A Slow Burner

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Sometimes They Are Not Funny

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well honestly it's probably easier to get people to take penicillin than a good old dose of mold juice

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Cute

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scotsmen have a way with words don't they? Natural poets and wordsmiths.

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The Tooth Fairy Does Exist Though!

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Personally I Wouldn’t Have That

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My printer has been saying it's nearly out on toner since about 5 minutes after I changed it - it's been months so canon are officially at it

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As If The Teachers Don't Have Enough Tae Get On Wae

As If The Teachers Don't Have Enough Tae Get On Wae

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend in elementary school had a bladder infection and the teacher wouldn't let her go to the bathroom so the poor girl urinated all over herself and was called "pee girl" for 5 yrs till we got to middle school. I'm still angry at that teacher for her

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dugs Mother's Day cards should always get the praise. Woof!

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Limmy's Twitter Is Pure Poetry

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of all the things that they sensor it's okay to print "spunk into the mold" LOL. I know it's not technically cussing but they sensor *death *F***y and *k**b

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Oh The Glesga Banter

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw that's so much cuter than hearing someone say 'stop your crying c**t'

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She Was Lucky

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My math teacher, 3rd and 4th grade, died in a school brake. She choked on a fish's bone, her class watching her ... well ... die. I was out by 3 or 4 years then.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like the scorn of children to cut you down to size.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was snow/hailstones where I am yesterday. Today a lovely sunny but cool day. Tomorrow, who knows

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Short-Haired Lesbians Can Sometimes Be Useless™ Too

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Gerrit Up Ye

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Translation Already Provided; England Bashing Included

Translation Already Provided; England Bashing Included

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understood this perfectly without the translation thanks. The voice in my head does accents very well.

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List Of Dundeeisms My Grandma’s Brother Sent Her In The 1950s After She Moved To NY So She Could Keep Up Her Accent

List Of Dundeeisms My Grandma’s Brother Sent Her In The 1950s After She Moved To NY So She Could Keep Up Her Accent

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Invented A Lot Mair Than That

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fish 1: So what if we do this with our parts? Fish 2: Woah...can we even do that? Is it allowed? Fish 1: I don't see why not. Fish 2: We can't be the first to think of this right?

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He Has A Point

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Time To Leave Home I Think

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Aye Mate? Lifted A Plywood Floor This Morning In Livingston This Morning Have Ye? Realised Its Dry Rot Underneath It Have Ye? Bulls**t Ya Grouse

Aye Mate? Lifted A Plywood Floor This Morning In Livingston This Morning Have Ye? Realised Its Dry Rot Underneath It Have Ye? Bulls**t Ya Grouse

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Was Even Better Before They Took The Sugar Out

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must confess, I'm a sugar free bru drinker, but in my defence my mum is a diabetic so we always had that, now I can't stomach drinks with actual sugar. Much prefer the cancer causing artificial sweeteners - yummy

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So Proud

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New Class Structure For Drug Dealers Revealed In Scotland, This Ones Defo Upper Class

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like historic Scotland have been holding back some members perks from me

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Every Single Year

Every Single Year

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is even funnier as its American actor Willem Dafoe in the picture!!

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Looking Back, I Think It Was The Second Option

Looking Back, I Think It Was The Second Option

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Keep The Tradition Alive

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Mon Tae Kd Fur Yer Free Scran

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These Booster Texts Are Getting Worse

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Lost Má Pasport

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not been to polo in forever, was always great gossiping with the lady with her potions and lollipops in the toilet

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Ye Micht As Weel Be Makin Salad

Ye Micht As Weel Be Makin Salad

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you flavour the batter of a deep fried Mars Bar? The Mars Bar has flavour enough.

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Frankie Tells It Like It Is

Frankie Tells It Like It Is

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Away An' F**k Off Back Tae Azkaban

Away An' F**k Off Back Tae Azkaban

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had to do some digging, kid claimed to be medically exempt from wearing a face mask - if my 5yr old can sit underneath a 13tog duvet for hours at a time watching crap on his iPad then I think kids can manage with a thin mask over their gub

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When I'm Trying Have S*x After 10 Pints

When I'm Trying Have S*x After 10 Pints

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Nice To Get Away For A Few Days

Nice To Get Away For A Few Days

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Those Wee Radge Campers Leaving Their Bags Aboot The Place!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MONGO! Haven't read that quite a time, hahaha!

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Yer Maw’s Maw. Ken?

Yer Maw’s Maw. Ken?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My two oldest kids have a Welsh dad and his parents are English and Welsh - so they have a grandma and taid

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Treat Your Workers Properly!

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