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146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush

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Ok, imagine this: What if you’re trying to impress someone who’s totally into science? Like your latest Tinder match who happens to work in the field, a chemistry class crush, or a date who is as geeky about science as you are?
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn't end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!

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#1

According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together.

Do you want this universe to be one of them?

20points

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#2

Blood is red.
Cyanosis is blue.
I get tachycardia
When I think of you.

19points

#3

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.

19points

#4

To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.

19points

#5

You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.

19points

#6

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

19points

#7

Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.

17points

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#8

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.

16points

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#9

According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.

15points

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#10

My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.

14points

#11

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.

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#12

Are you the moon?

Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.

14points

#13

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.

13points

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#14

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you look really CU-TE to me.

13points

#15

You’re sweeter than fructose.

13points

#16

Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?

13points

#17

If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

13points

#18

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.

13points

#19

If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

13points

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#20

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.

12points

Are We Going To Do Some Gravity Experiments?

Love and physics seem to follow the same rule. Opposites attract each other. Want proof of that? Use some of these great pick-up lines, and you’ll see how your crush starts to be attracted to you. If that doesn’t work, try them out on someone else. Maybe they will be the positive ray to your negative game.

#21

Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?

‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.

12points

#22

Does your skin feel burned?

Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

12points

#23

Your angles must be less than 90 degrees, because I think that you are so acute.

12points

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#24

I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we argon get together.

12points

#25

My name?

It’s Bond.
Covalent Bond.

12points

#26

I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.

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#27

My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!

11points

#28

Do you like science?

Because I’ve got my ion you!

11points

#29

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You look sweeter than 3.14.

11points

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#30

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You must be mitochondria, because you are the powerhouse of my heart.

11points

#31

Your refractive index must be more than 2.42, because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.

11points

#32

If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.

11points

#33

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Just like the digits of Pi, my love for you has no end.

11points

#34

Hey baby, I can feel the attraction between you and me, and it is more than our universal gravitation.

10points

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#35

Are you on the periodic table?

Because you are SODIUM fine.

10points

#36

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.

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#37

If you were an element, you’d be francium, because you’re the most attractive.

10points

#38

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.

10points

#39

You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

10points

#40

Woah, is that an earthquake?

Or did you just rock my world?

10points

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#41

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…

Mind if I join in?

10points

#42

If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology, because they always go together!

9points

#43

Are you a compound of beryllium and barium?

Because you’re a total Ba-Be.

9points

#44

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You are hotter than magma.

9points

#45

Let’s be lab partners, I would love to try some experiments with you, especially in the biology department.

9points

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#46

You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.

9points

#47

Can I be your enzyme?

Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

8points

#48

You’re like an exothermic reaction.

You spread your hotness everywhere!

8points

#49

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You are positive and I am negative. We should get together and make a compound.

8points

#50

Do you want to share some electrons?

Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

8points

#51

You’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming.

8points

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#52

Are you a scientist?

Because I lab you.

8points

#53

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

8points

#54

Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?

Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.

8points

#55

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?

8points

#56

Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.

8points

#57

Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.

8points

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#58

I would love to go into outer space, so I can go and explore Uranus.

8points

#59

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.

8points

#60

Are you a carbon sample?

Because I want to date you.

8points

Can I Have Your Significant Digits?

To develop your science rizz, you have to master math too. While there is a finite number of good pick-up lines for your crush to like, there are infinite possible ways for everything to crash and fail. So, if you want to get that telephone number, you better make “you plus me equals awesome” sound like it’s from an English Shakespearean play.

#61

Your lab or my lab?

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#62

Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration?

Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.

8points

#63

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Do you live on Mars?

‘Cause you look out of this world.

8points

#64

When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration.

'Cause baby, you take my breath away.

8points

#65

If I could make my own periodic table, then you would be number one.

7points

#66

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin, because, baby, I want you!

7points

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#67

Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

7points

#68

You are the photon to my photosystem.

You excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.

7points

#69

Baby, let’s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

7points

#70

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

7points

#71

You must be vaporizing from a solid state.

'Cause I think you are sublime.

7points

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#72

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

7points

#73

Baby, you must be an alkali metal.

One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.

7points

#74

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.

7points

#75

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

7points

#76

From now on, I will call you Avogadro.

This way, I would already know your number.

7points

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#77

You couldn’t be more stunning even if you were a laser.

7points

#78

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.

6points

#79

You’re like telophase.

I admire your cleavage.

6points

#80

I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

6points

#81

You must be a cell, because my DNA is all in you.

6points

#82

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush I am a twig... you’re a twig… let’s rub together and make fire.

6points

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#83

Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.

6points

#84

Hey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

6points

#85

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.

6points

#86

If I was a virus, I would infect you with my love.

6points

#87

Baby girl, are you jet fuel?

'Cause you’re melting me away.

6points

#88

You are the HCl to my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.

6points

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#89

Describing my love for you would be like trying to define dividing a number by zero.

You simply cannot define it.

6points

#90

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush There is so much energy flowing between us, it’s like we are a galvanic cell.

6points

#91

Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?

6points

#92

Wanna dance?

I can really put your inertia in motion.

6points

#93

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

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#94

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.

6points

#95

Your smile is as infectious as cholera.

6points

#96

I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic.

6points

#97

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

5points

#98

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate.

If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

5points

#99

You know why men are so much sexier than women?

Because you can’t spell sexy without XY.

5points

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#100

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

5points

#101

I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

5points

#102

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

5points

#103

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

5points

#104

You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than potassium and water.

5points

#105

Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating toward the floor at 9.8 m/s.

5points

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#106

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

5points

#107

You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.

5points

#108

I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.

5points

#109

Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity?

Well, damn.

5points

#110

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

5points

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#111

You must be Mohs scale, because you make me harder than a diamond.

5points

#112

Baby, you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.

5points

#113

I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?

5points

#114

Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands-on with you.

5points

#115

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

5points

#116

Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium.

It looks like you are made of it.

5points

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#117

You must be the acid to my litmus paper, because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

5points

#118

We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

5points

#119

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush You must be a magnetic monopole, because all I get from you is attraction.

5points

#120

Are you the Higgs Boson particle?

Because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.

5points

#121

Were you born in an open cluster?

Because you shine like a young star!

5points

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#122

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun.

With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

5points

#123

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Baby, you must be a start codon, because you are turning me on.

5points

#124

We must be galvanic cells, because there’s definitely electricity.

5points

#125

Would you like to do some radiometric dating on this rock that I have for you?

4points

#126

You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.

4points

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#127

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

4points

#128

Baby, I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer.

4points

#129

How about you palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.

4points

#130

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

4points

#131

Hey, are you an alpha carbon?

Because you look susceptible to backside attack!

4points

#132

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

4points

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#133

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body.

4points

#134

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

4points

#135

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

4points

#136

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?

4points

#137

You must be chlorine, because you are polarizing my bond.

4points

#138

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

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#139

I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming.

You!

4points

#140

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Hey baby, I was thinking about you and the Earth shook.

4points

#141

What do you say if we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

3points

#142

If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

3points

#143

Hey babe, want to pilot my Pillar of Autumn?

3points

#144

146 Science Pick-Up Lines To Get The Best Reaction Out Of Your Crush Do you want me to fill your orbital?

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#145

I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238.

3points

#146

Are you a non-volatile particle?

Because you raise my boiling point.

3points

Are Science Pick-Up Lines Effective?

So, did these jokes help you develop that science rizz you were after? We hope it did. Like all “intelligent” pick-up lines, just because they sound great doesn’t mean they will always come out great. Pick the right time and the right person; chances are, you will attract that star that shines in your eye (another great pick-up line for you).

Got some tips for polishing that science rizz spot on? Share them in the comments and let everyone know what works and what doesn’t. Combine these pick-up lines with a physics or biology joke if you want the best effect. If you fail to woo your crush, at least she will laugh afterward. At least, that’s the plan B.

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Viltė is a SEO List curator here at Bored Panda. She graduated in Applied Photography, so is no stranger to visual and artistic content. Despite her professional path, she also loves watching TV series, even could binge watch them all day long. Viltė also owns a pet crab at home, named Pūkis - Fluffy (spoiler alert: he's not fluffy at all).

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