USING THIS

Whoa, they can see Sauron's castle in Mordor?!

Probably smarter than me too 😭

I failed because I was failed #5% attendance

Ah marine biology, my greatest friend and foe

We all make mistakes, I would do the same

WHY ISN’T THIS FIRST? 🤣

About to go suffer this, wish me luck EDIT: thank you for wishing me luck, it helped some!

plus a c**p ton of OSHA violations

And everyone is either white or asian

where's the random lightning bolt generator?

Mad Scientist?!? Hey I resemble that remark!

i can assure you that irl it’s just sounds of breaking glass, fire alarms, and students crying

A truly realistic film involving any type of science would take days or even weeks or months to watch. I, for one, would.

A chamber for unconscious aliens that DOESNT HAVE BULLETPROOF GLASS

And dinosaur fossils are not inside a rock but can be excavated with a brush 🙄🙄🙄🦖🦖🦖

Because before she's allowed to be anything, a female character is supposed to be enjoyable for straight guys to look at, especially if she's a main character. (extreme eyerolling)

Ever read a book cover that didn't say the main man was "brilliant" and the main woman was "beautiful"? They all say that. Would no one care to read it if the other way around?

I love the clipboards are from when the Mythbusters were on CSI 😅😅

CSI: pick it up with tweezers and look at it through a magnifying glass while looking concerned.

So trueeeeee

Is it just me or does the algae look like a face?

six fries per mouthful, you mean?

this is cute!

Yes it does

what is that how it actually grows

I heard that the P was in the restroom.

I dunno, I find this way cooler than a Mariah Carey cake.

Why is there a cat with only one ear and only roughly 2/3 of its head? A bit abnormal but 10/10 would still give pets and pspspspspspspspspss

This is actually awesome

I have a theory I like to call "Schrodinger's Cancer". So long as I never get tested, although I might have cancer, technically I don't.

Recessive

🤣🤣🤣

But... but... I need the stars and planets to align in a particular way so I can find true love and great wealth. I cannot do these things on my own!! /s

I wish you could like… see your brain’s search history but with dreams

eMoTiOnAL dAmAgE

It's amazing how many things we can actually learn from cartoons

This is greatness

Okay, this one made me laugh out loud for a while!!!

You can see it in his face. That husky is NOT sorry

How…the ignorance is staggering…

If people would just pronounce it correctly it wouldn't be a problem! Say it with me, Yur-a-nus.

I’m neurodivergent (according to the recent literature and evaluations) and I have a weird thing of being able to recreate entire maps, geospatial areas, and the globe in my imagination. But the freaky (deaky) bit is that I can follow entire historical narratives across the maps like I’m watching a film. And then focus on specific groups of people or individuals to follow them. It’s interesting but extremely intense. Sometimes I have to try to turn it off when it gets too much. Especially as I’m a war historian. Unfortunately, my condition includes being ultra-empathetic which means I have the tendency to take on others’ pain. Not great in my profession.

The pi thing is funny, but that’s a crappy tip

Stop I do this too 😭

So what? You were in hypersleep. It's not like you suffered ... primitive subhuman!

it do be like that though 😭

Cats are jello! They’re solids that also take the shape of whatever container they’re in! Cats are jello!

wdym this is a lesson on angles, see? 90 degree, 45 degree…

let him have his fun

oof

Took me a second to get this one. Funny.

with that handwriting he’s probably studying to be a doctor

*keys jingle furiously*