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Buren 2 years ago

Awww I want one

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Poultry Geist 2 years ago (edited)

I use to live in a house that was an antique shop before I lived there. The owner had painted mouse holes with mice inside them ! Not as cool but I thought it was everything ! I was 8😂

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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 2 years ago

Is it lit up or do I just need new glasses? I wonder if it stays lit up :)

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Mad Rabbit 2 years ago

New three

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Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Must leave something for the "little people!"

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Mad Rabbit 2 years ago

I mean me three

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

That's phenomenal!

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DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago

If I found this I'll make my year! I'd invite people just to show it off.

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Duncan Rogers 2 years ago

How very "Men in Black"

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ThatSunniChick 2 years ago

I had the exact same thought!

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Shehzadi Amal 2 years ago

Now every kid that sees this is gonna be prying.off electric panels thru the house 🤣

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T. D. Bostick 2 years ago

Or, more likely, they'll never find it. Makes you wonder how many of these are just waiting to be discovered in buildings everywhere.

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik 2 years ago

Gonna get my screwdriver and unscrew all my outlets now!

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

That is so cute 😍😂

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not_at_school ;) 2 years ago

TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE!!! ITS AMAZING!!!

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Mika N 2 years ago

Super cool, though not actually something that someone left in their house. It was created by an artist and originally posted by Mozu Studios as a series with other miniature creations!

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BusLady 2 years ago

Some really spoiled mice live there.

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David R. 2 years ago

How do you power the tiny lights?

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Okasan Willis 2 years ago

The Borrowers

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jolie laide 2 years ago

I wouldn't freak, I'd squeal in happiness to find that!

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John Baker 2 years ago

That's a well equipped mouse. ;-)

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Micheal Sharp 2 years ago

tell you what... If I saw this at any given time I'd s**t myself silly, scream like a lily and turn my self into the nearest hospital ... And all the while whispering to myself out loud into my shirt I see tiny people stuff... !! Yep this is surely stuff of nightmares..! Well my nightmares anyhow... Heh..

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thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 2 years ago

This is genius. Thank you

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theoneandonlynoira 2 years ago

OMG I NEED THAT THAT IS SO CUTE

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D 2 years ago

WTF? Gnomes secret base?

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Felicia Dale 2 years ago

So cool!

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Lisa Edwardsen 2 years ago

Omg you are so very cool!

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Diana 2 years ago

You should put a tiny Rick from the RICK AND MORTY tv show in there sitting in the chair with his head turned to the outlet. Lol

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Diana 2 years ago

The box in front has a logo on it but I can't figure it out. It should be Amazon but it's not blue. Is it a steers head? So I guess whoever lives in that little room is a meat eater. That would scare me. 😀

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Jyndaru 2 years ago

It's mamaon.co.jp If you scroll down here there's a closer shot of the box: https://www.designboom.com/art/mozu-studios-tiny-rooms-04-29-2020/

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Expector 2 years ago

I would like to live in there

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Kristina Cowan 2 years ago

The wee locker folk of Men in Black...

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john smith 2 years ago

I'm more impressed with how clean your floor and baseboard are. Very nice. I like to keep it clean too lol.

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Rei 2 years ago

Pinky and brains' secret bat cave.

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Jose Zavala 2 years ago

Arrietty?!

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Asher Tye 2 years ago

Find a way to attract a family's dog to it so it looks like the critter knows something in there, and it'd be perfect.

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Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 years ago

Imagine putting that behind a mouse hole....

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Reggie Ramjet 2 years ago

That's freakin' hilarious...

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May Day 2 years ago

WOW I wish I found that!!

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Owen 2 years ago

I want to live there

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Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago

love it!

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Kristina Cowan 2 years ago

Also, put a lock on your underwear and sock drawer, reasons...

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Shannon Hawks 2 years ago

21st century tom and Jerry

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Joanne Hammett 2 years ago

Lol this image has been doing the rounds for years

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Leslie Bryant 2 years ago

Awesome!!!

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Tara Robinett 2 years ago

Oh I want one too!!

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Laura Paalanen 2 years ago

Love it.

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Nathan Shipman 2 years ago

That is really cool

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Salty Wild Hair 2 years ago

I want one too!

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R Lenz 2 years ago

That is just the coolest thing EVER!!!

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Maria Mendez 2 years ago

that's the coolest thing ever!

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Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago

That's brilliant!

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Mer☕️🧭☕️ 2 years ago

I just gotta know: is that teeny tiny li'l mini-fridge cold inside? Does the teeny tiny li'l mini-fridge's freezer freeze and does it have some micro-ice trays in it???

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JM 2 years ago

that is seriously freaky-excellent

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Jill Tremblay 2 years ago

How did you do that??????

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Mewregaurd Hissyfit 2 years ago (edited)

Genius! I want one with a little mouse dressed like a scientist.

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Jessi Lovely 2 years ago

ADORABLE. Honey, we shrunk the IT guy

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Blaze Fitzwater 2 years ago

So cool

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laura lee 2 years ago

That's adorable! Also kind of looks like an exact replica of my bedroom lol

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Frauke Knothe 2 years ago

Awesome!!!

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J. B. 2 years ago

Fabulous!

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Jyndaru 2 years ago (edited)

There's a video showing how this was created: https://www.designboom.com/art/mozu-studios-tiny-rooms-04-29-2020/

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Potatorain 2 years ago

I bet this is gonna be a post by the next owner that will find this in the future.

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Lucky2BAlive 2 years ago

Okay, I thought ai had done it during a renovation project here with each room having something different, like a light switch in a ceiling. But this takes the cake AND the icing. Where did you get this?

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Angie Carr- Roseman- Adams 2 years ago

Love it

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Shell O 2 years ago

That is just awesome

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J 2 years ago

That is so good, I will I had skills like that!

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Betsy Novack 2 years ago

They are leaving. Whether new tenants move in. And they've been there forever so it's not like they would relocate for one family.

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Betsy Novack 2 years ago

Meant to say not leaving. I just woke up. The gang living in my inner walls were having a party last night. I had too many thimbleful shots of tequila with salt particles last night.

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Betsy Novack 2 years ago

I found Jesus ascending when I dumped out the ice in the automatic ice makers depository. I thought I was going to have a great day. Jesus musta' thought different.

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Danielle Moreno 2 years ago

Brilliant!

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Sheryl Thompson 2 years ago

I'd love to find that in my house 😍

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Susie Redus 2 years ago

That is AWESOME!

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Juan Diaz 2 years ago

Is that where the interwebs live??

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Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

Omg yess!

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Laura Watts 2 years ago

That's awesome love it

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Adrian 2 years ago

Is it a model or a window in the wall into another room?

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Terry Butler 2 years ago

The Borrowers!

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Matt Ang 2 years ago

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Life With Pain. 2 years ago

Everyone is doing this. Or a skeleton in the wall.

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Dash Blue 2 years ago

This is cool. I want one, too.

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Nikole 2 years ago

That's precious!

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Ozymandias73 2 years ago

LOL Love it!

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Victoria Rivers 2 years ago

That is so freaking cool

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Joy 2 years ago

How?? 😃

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Tesla Sulu 2 years ago

how? Please!

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Chelly Becka 2 years ago

That's really cute 😄

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Benjamin McKinley 2 years ago

YES! You have contributed to the mysterious collection of life's little treasures. Easter eggs of reality. What a concept!

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Robert Thompson 2 years ago

And of course they will find it. The new tenant will try to fix the outlet that doesn't work.

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Tx jac 2 years ago

that is so cute ...I wish I could find something like that when I go discovering

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SCP 504 2 years ago

I would move their just for that!

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Isidien Gudmundsdottir 2 years ago

I really don't want to meet him on April1 or Halloween, I am easily scared to pieces.

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Alditekim 2 years ago

No wonder the bill was high... Eventhough everything was turned off.

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Micah Chips 🇺🇦 2 years ago

my sister just walked behind me, looked at my screen and said 'borrower' is she ok (i guess it's a tumblr g/t reference? idk)

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William Stevenson 2 years ago

The Borrowers is a very old book. It has had multiple film versions, animated and live action.

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Michael Fasig 2 years ago

Sorry y'all, this is photoshopped :( that's a real office shopped to look small.

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Jyndaru 2 years ago

No. There is a video showing how the artist created this. It was not created by the person in this Twitter post though. https://www.designboom.com/art/mozu-studios-tiny-rooms-04-29-2020/

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If we were to take a scientific look at humor, at least as we understand it today, we'd see that it did not just randomly appear out of nowhere; according to Chris Robert, who received his Ph.D. from the University of Illinois in Industrial/Organizational Psychology, it is probably the result of millions of years of evolution.

"In its earliest forms, humor likely evolved from panting and grunting that occurred during non-serious fighting or other forms of play, or during social 'down time' among our ancient primate ancestors," Robert wrote in Psychology Today.

"Although there was nobody there to document the events with their cell phone, or to upload the video to YouTube, we can extrapolate from similar sounds and behaviors observed among modern primates. Over time, these sounds likely evolved into more specialized vocal sounds that we might now recognize as early forms of laughter... Early hominids that could make those early laughter sounds, and those who had the mental capacity to distinguish between laughter and non-laughter sounds, likely benefitted from stronger bonds with other individuals within their group."

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Wistiti 2 years ago

It's good to start my weekend early with laughter.

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

This plan was so bad, a global pandemic emerged solely to prevent any successful Titanic voyage.

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"She is Mary Ann Bevan who was known as the "ugliest woman in the world" but when you know her life you'll call her the "most beautiful person in the world." Marry Ann suffered from acromegaly due to which she had abnormal growth nd facial distortion. After the death of her husband, with no breadwinner in the house, accumulating debts and financial needs of her 4 children she decided to enter the humiliating contest and won the offensive title of "ugliest woman in the world" later she was hired by a circus, toured different cities where people came to laugh nd humiliate her. She endured the ridicule of others in order to raise her children nd give them a better quality of life. She died in 1933.
To this day, society judges people on their physical appearance, if our eyes could see souls instead of bodies, Mary Ann would have been the most beautiful woman in the world. "

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Poor dear! That really is an awesome mother.

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Robert suggests thinking of it like this: 'funny' primates or early hominids were those who could make sounds that communicated the message, 'We're safe and happy now: Everybody relax and pick some bugs off each other. Eat them if you're hungry.'

"They could also identify those sounds when others in their social group made them, taking the context into account, and could respond appropriately," he explained. "'Non-funny' primates didn't pick up on the signals. They would get angry with others who were only trying to play, and might lash out inappropriately—this is not a good strategy for making friends or finding mates."

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Buren 2 years ago

I see what you did there

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Expector 2 years ago

ayyy yoo

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago

And sometimes I have to wonder if it's been hacked

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 2 years ago (edited)

yay turtles edit: that’s a lot of upvotes! thanks

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In today's world, these are the people at work you 'accidentally' forget to invite to a colleagues night out.

"Similarly, primates who mistook danger vocalizations for play vocalizations were the ones who let their guard down, showed up in the clearing with their rubber chicken and Groucho glasses, and became lunch for a prowling saber-toothed tiger."

Becoming someone's lunch makes it exceedingly difficult to pass on your genes. But those who could make and identify laughter sounds in others were probably more likely to reproduce and pass on genes too. Which helped their offspring create and/or distinguish between play and not-play sounds.

"Those with mutations that allowed them to make even better sounds, and detect the meaning of those sounds, were even more likely to form strong bonds, survive, and pass on their genes, and so on," Robert added.

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

True story. When my grandpa was a teenager, he worked for a traveling fair. His boss was a total ass and frequently demanded my grandpa work extra hours without paying him. On the last day, my grandpa cleaned everything he was supposed to and helped break down and pack the equipment for moving. The boss was still a jerk. He threw my grandpa the keys to his truck and told him to do some more work, then park the boss's truck in the garage while boss and crew went to the bar. My grandpa did all the work himself. Pissed that the adults never returned, he took the truck to the slightly oversized garage. He parked it. Then, little by little, he worked on parallel parking it. He swears it took him nearly an hour, but he got the truck in the garage entirely horizontally. He never saw that boss again but says he would've paid good money to see his reaction the next morning.

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An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

That's cute and also a little terrifying, it really does just like a fuzzy black hole with eyes

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

When I was in high school my chemistry teacher's license plate was "hiho ag"

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River Webb 2 years ago

"Hey kids, look! Grandma's in the driveway!"

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Fast forward a million years and humor has developed in the human species as something much more subtle.

"At its core, humor involves the ability to detect and to create incongruities," the psychologist said. "Among our ancient ancestors, the incongruity might have been between behavior that looked like fighting, but which was understood as non-serious or play behavior because it was accompanied by cues such as laugh-like sounds. But as our cognitive abilities have progressed, in parallel with language abilities, so too has our ability to create and appreciate more complex and sophisticated incongruities."

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bones of human

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Expector 2 years ago

This is creative

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Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

*Lego

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

When you are hoping for a sibling so you get retired from being the remote

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Eh, just say it's a caribou.

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Just as our ancient ancestors evolved to enjoy the simple play behaviors, early grunting-laughing sounds, and bonding that occurred throughout this process, we too still enjoy a good poop joke. Even though the humor that we appreciate tends to involve much more abstract and symbolic meaning than with physical play, the impact is no less real.

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"You know if you know. Can't unheard it now."

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Navindu Wijewardena 2 years ago

For anyone who didn't understand it, *thump thump smack, thump thump smack, we will we will rock you*

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

Aliens excited for a third season.... humanity hoping it gets canceled

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 2 years ago

imagine the other way around

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Expector 2 years ago

AHAHAHAHA

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"Humor as a form of play, even at higher levels of play with complex thoughts and ideas, is associated with positive emotions, and with positive feelings about individuals we are with when we experience that positive emotion," Robert said.

"As my colleague [Wilbanks] and I have noted elsewhere, humor, positive emotions, and stronger interpersonal bonds operate in mutually reinforcing spirals that stimulate the production of humor, and seeking out individuals with whom we can laugh and feel closer."

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Groooooooaaaaannnn.

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River Webb 2 years ago

it also gives disappointment to those with a brain, we'd been hoping they'd die out

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Expector 2 years ago

Too Late

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

*Suffocating under a cloudy sky*

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The interesting thing is that the highly abstract and symbolic nature of humor that we developed allows for many different forms of gags.

"Humor can build and destroy, strengthen and weaken, honor and besmirch, and perhaps all of these at the same time. This complexity is what makes it beautiful, and of interest to me, and I suspect to many other psychologists," Robert explained.

And as we can see from these pictures, they're not the only academics exploring the subject!

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Timmy Pillinger 2 years ago

10+4=2....?!?!!!

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

'Wanna buy a boomerang?

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Buren 2 years ago

Yeah, Susan! Geez!

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YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

This made me laugh way to hard

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setsuriseikou 2 years ago

Beestard :D

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Expector 2 years ago

So cuteee

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Expector 2 years ago

Please forgive me boss

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Richard Liu 2 years ago

Mine was red.

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Scp-049 2 years ago

How else would they charge?

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Expector 2 years ago

Who design it? Take my respect

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Only if you have worms, Fluffy...

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Mizkel 2 years ago

and don't forget the microorganisms!

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Expector 2 years ago

*Reset* Mom : THIS IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD!

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Nicolas Pilot 2 years ago

I don't make mistakes except for one time when I thought I had made a mistake - I was mistaken

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Expector 2 years ago

I was suspended several times because of comments on posts like this.

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

From his look i guess he doesn't like math

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 2 years ago

That joke seems to ring a bell 🔔

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Lucinda Speer 2 years ago

H2O2

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Buren 2 years ago

I would still end them. I hold grudge

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

Me too! Cause it's mostly during my periods

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October 2 years ago

I can do this!

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Expector 2 years ago

There is a hand in space?

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Nubis Knight 2 years ago (edited)

He looks kinda surprised to get photographed!

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Jody Brown 2 years ago

Shrodinger predicts that he will simultaneously both succeed and fail

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

The fact that the cannon sticks out the water remembers me to this old cartoons where the mean charakter has to flee a bee army and jumps in a pond, only breathing through a piece of straw... Funny.

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T. D. Bostick 2 years ago

They could have just written 'fornicating'.

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Luther von Wolfen 2 years ago

You broke my eyes.

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Expector 2 years ago

Ayy stop, I can't sleep at night now

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XenoMurph 2 years ago

An internal temp of 70c will be sufficient.

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May 2 years ago

So all the cars in the games are electric?

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Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

So which came first?

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"I found these coasters at Goodwill in Springfield OR on Main St. I just had to have them."

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago

Rule #0 NEVER EVER mouth pipet.

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YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

Hahaha

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Nubis Knight 2 years ago

Stop robot discrimination NOW!

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Kanuli 2 years ago

Well, pick your news sites ;) Usually we fact bomb conspiracy people :)

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Richard Liu 2 years ago

"No, sir, we're fission restaurant. If you like fusion cuisine, please visit our affiliates restaurant, Bistro Truman, which is scheduled to open in 5 years."

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Expector 2 years ago (edited)

My logic say French Fries with Ketchup is just a salad

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Serial pacifist 2 years ago

My great-grandpa spoke to me about it. The amount of chili peppers they used to make it properly hot was just insane.

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John Braines 2 years ago

This is not correct. Citrus fruit trees are thought to have first evolves in the area now know as Assam. They evolved for millions of years. While they have been cultivated for a long time there is no suggestion that different fruits were the result of cross breeding. There is no records of such breeding and it is not supported by DNA research.

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Dan Padgett 2 years ago

It's not even wrong. I love it when a different error shows. Means you no doubt fixed the first one. Or... You created a new issue before it hits the second issue :)

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Alditekim 2 years ago

Salty comeback

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Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago

It the corner right below.

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Cactus McCoy 2 years ago

As an event technician who does mostly medical conferences I feel this one SO DAMN MUCH!

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

OMG yes!!!! I knew what they were called forgot now 😶

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

Vaccines cause autism (*becomes permanent introvert*)

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#71

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John Spookey 2 years ago (edited)

It’s because our brains are wired to recognizing other predators hiding ,as quickly as possible,as it can be fatal otherwise.In this case other humans.

36points

#72

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Like anti vaxxers are good for natural selection?

50points

#73

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jpaul 2 years ago

genius businessman

37points

#74

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Theresa Wright 2 years ago

*sleep

23points

#75

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Expector 2 years ago

its also hydrophobic

42points

#76

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83points

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Sam 2 years ago

Lots of things burn well besides gas. The foam in old furniture actually creates its own accelerant as it melts, fyi

26points

#77

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NsG 2 years ago

Is it wrong that I tend to agree with Q?

33points

#78

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81points

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Aman Varkkey 2 years ago

And then there are those who call it fake

25points

#79

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Expector 2 years ago

So sweeeeeet

15points

#80

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77points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago

Do any other Americans get tired of apologizing for Florida?

121points

#81

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Expector 2 years ago

Bawk

22points

#82

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SealOfDisapproval 2 years ago

This is one of my all time favorite poems.

20points

#83

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October 2 years ago

Non-binary people may disagree ;-)

50points

#84

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Expector 2 years ago

Tea is dangerous.

20points

#85

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Not just me then?

30points

#86

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72points

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GenericPanda09 2 years ago

You're still gonna be playing with less assholes than if you play CoD.

65points

#87

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71points

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Expector 2 years ago

Never split an atom kids

33points

#88

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71points

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Bella Jones 2 years ago

I feel this one.

28points

#89

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marina x 2 years ago

This would have came in handy in college

5points

#90

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Expector 2 years ago

A scientist always finds a way to learn in his own way

33points

#91

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Adrian 2 years ago

Of course, the world being a globe, the cat's nose is stuffed up its a.se

34points

#92

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Anonymous 2 years ago

As a woman I can confirm that this is true

86points

#93

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Nordic And Sneezing 2 years ago

Guessing 'murican school system

17points

#94

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Luther von Wolfen 2 years ago

I would definitely call her the next day.

42points

#95

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jpaul 2 years ago

bad for your health

11points

#96

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Alditekim 2 years ago

You also don't have to pay for them. So it saves you lots of money.

28points

#97

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setsuriseikou 2 years ago

Fine, but still can't help taking offence :(

18points

#98

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Expector 2 years ago

Fact

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#99

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Alditekim 2 years ago

Such great detective. Can't even detect sarcasm.

20points

#100

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Expector 2 years ago

Just sitting and chill, hope i get the minimum score to pass

19points

#101

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hasan india 2 years ago

In India we say it with an accent " Nau "

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#102

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jill jones 2 years ago

How many people just checked to see if it was correct?

21points

#103

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Adrian 2 years ago

Would be interesting to calculate the carbon footprint of each one.

19points

#104

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thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 2 years ago

They need googly eyes

37points

#105

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

Instant headache. Outch!

23points

#106

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Nubis Knight 2 years ago

Pokemons have faces. Our brain is expert in identifying faces. Give those damn elements faces!

54points

#107

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Expector 2 years ago

4th Dimension be like

16points

#108

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

"Vampires at a ball game"

47points

#109

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Expector 2 years ago

Snow Man Sad

14points

#110

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SeidWolf 2 years ago

And your retirement plan is really comprehensive

19points

#111

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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago

Welcome to Australia!

49points

#112

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51points

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ThatsBats 2 years ago

Yes, but... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

0points

#113

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Expector 2 years ago

Glad we don't have to throw it to him

17points

#114

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49points

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winterknights 2 years ago

What's that in Giraffe?

36points

#115

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Expector 2 years ago

He really love triangle

13points

#116

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49points

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chaotic legal 2 years ago

me still sleeping . . .

14points

#117

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TrickQuestion 2 years ago

Oh lord, is this one of those "Nobody would die of covid unless they had other conditions" bs?

28points

#118

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44points

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SapphireKing 2 years ago

LISTEN!!!!!! YOU BETTER MAKE THE CODE WORK CORRECTLY OR ELSE *c***s gun*

2points

#119

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44points

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Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!

30points

#120

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44points

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Expector 2 years ago

Welcome to mathematic class

15points

#121

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Lol mine ended with a BS in ag

13points

#122

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Adrian 2 years ago

I thought it had been established in another post that the Earth is quite highly carbonated and therefore not flat. Apart from which, anyone who has climbed Mt Everest will attest to the fact the Earth is not flat.

38points

#123

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AnnaB Premium 2 years ago

Odd way to describe the size...

37points

#124

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37points

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hasan india 2 years ago

Every Indian Kid !

9points

#125

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36points

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chi-wei shen 2 years ago

You can't argue with these bots, so Karen has to find the bot's human manager in order to get the punishment reduced to a public flogging like in the good ol' times.

15points

#126

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34points

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Mari Mur 2 years ago

is it because you have to wake up to pee in the middle of the dreams several times?

91points

#127

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33points

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Vicky Z 2 years ago

Imagine if he was a doctor too

20points

#128

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32points

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Donkey boi 2 years ago

That poor unpaid intern that had to count them!

51points

#129

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30points

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Expector 2 years ago

Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on

24points

#130

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25points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago

Um no it isn't. I'm pretty sure after the last 4bil years, every water molecule has been metabolized by a plant or animal and then re-excreted. The Hydrogen and the Oxygen may be older, but not the two together.

41points