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The internet has done a lot of things, not least it’s proven that if something exists, it can be made into a meme. After all, if something exists, it can be perceived, and that comes with a whole host of relatable and often pretty funny observations.

The “Science Funnies Page” FB page is dedicated to hilarious memes and posts that are as funny as they are, sometimes, educational. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

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#1

Text conversation meme about adopting a purebred British Shorthair cat from a shelter.

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Hoi-Polloi
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but ... the point of the meme is that mongrel gold is also valuable!

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LuisSD stuff
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bravo! No cat deserves to live with that kind of person.

Deborah
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this before but still like it. Does she count as a Karen?

P R
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We need to find and use another name/label for the type of person you're referring to. Most of us know an actual person named Karen who is a nice, decent person. This concept applies to other actual-person names that are used for disagreeable, negative things, bodily functions, etc. How would you feel if "a Deborah" became a common phrase used to describe something obnoxious?

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Rich Black
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a cat went unadopted, confined to its cage.

Abel
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you want? The family tree of the cat!?

LakotaWolf (she/her)
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the British Shorthair is an official breed of purebred cat, so... I guess yeah XD Though it is EXTREMELY rare that purebred cats would end up in a shelter (and it's unlikely they'd still have their pedigrees, so you could no longer prove they actually were a purebred without it.)

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Binky Melnik
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t like purebreds for health reasons. I cannot STAND watching an animal suffer because someone bred him for “aesthetics.” I wanted to smack my sister on the skull with a shovel when she introduced her pug to me. I spent the next 48 hours trying to think of ways to help him breathe that didn’t involve my doing surgery with silverware. Just peacefully taking a nap, every inhalation sounded as if it were his last as he seemed to be suffocating. I decided not to tell her her damned dog was uglier than the things he left outside “doing his business.” I can’t understand what motivates someone to create an ungodly ugly animal who’ll spend his entire life suffering. GIVE ME ALL THE DNA! I want a healthy animal who’s HAPPY TO BE ALIVE, not plotting ways to get hit by a car to end his suffering.

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    #2

    Astronaut in an orange suit smiling with two dogs, highlighting a humorous science meme.

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    Lilly Rapson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be way hi er

    Anthorn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't be much higher than number one!

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An astronaut certainly should appreciate a dog star. Siriusly.

    Kendall
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man who knows who has his back and loves him 100% unconditionally!

    Jenka666
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they included his name. This guy is a legend.

    Fiona Bell
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he missed those good boys.

    Rich Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homage to Laika. The first Soviet dog to die in orbit.

    George D
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog on the right, "Hey, my turn!"

    Donna Peluda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful. The love a a dog is the most true love.

    Binky Melnik
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog on the right always, ALWAYS makes wet stuff fly out of my nose and splatter onto my iPad*. He looks a bit crazy, but by that I mean crazy in love, or crazy about having his fantastic family, or perhaps crazy to have ANY family! Every now and then, I also think he looks as if he spotted what his brother is doing and thinks, “Holy c**p! I wish I’d thought to kiss him, too!” That dorg makes me think these things every. time. I. see. it. Terrific photo! * Sometimes, if I have a mouthful of Pepsi or Nutrament, those things either fly out of my nose onto the iPad, or else they go down the wrong pipe. Whatever; I see this photo and liquid creates some kinda problem!

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    #3

    Humorous science meme featuring a joke about an aging Indiana Jones, shared on a popular FB science page.

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    Pernille
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 90 years old professor emeritus when I went to university, he didn't want to retire because his wife was a "talker" . He had one class a week and the rest of the time he was napping in his office.

    Lene
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a teacher at the uni that I was certain would be AT LEAST 70yo. Turned out he was in his mid-60s. Since the 1970s his nickname among the students had been "stonedead" (his actual last name was Stendal) because he had this tendency to frequently stop mid-sentence and close his eyes for a second or two and then he'd open his eyes and just continue talking as if nothing happened. He was extremely fond of maps, especially maps related to farming. He was super sweet, though, and my fav teacher. He just aged waaaay too fast lol. Oh and he was a board member at Denmark's only potato museum (it's a lovely little museum, btw).

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    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe unrelated, but I guess there are two kind of teachers. The good ones and (you remember them) the bad ones. I think teaching, like working in medicine is something vocational. What I wanted to say with this is that you can be 80yo but if your mind and body works you can teach.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of the best professors. I took him freshman year for an anthropology class. He was in his 80s and wore the best tweed blazers with the elbow patches. I ended up taking every one of his classes he taught over a few semesters. Ended up with a minor in anthropology because he was just amazing and I LOVED his classes. I did actually keep in touch with him for a while, but he's no longer alive. Rip Professor Foltz.

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    Rose Stewart
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make enough money to retire.

    Chicken Mitten
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I had a professor like this. He'd ramble and ramble through the lectures then go back to his office and talk to the TA. About halfway through the semester, I have the highest grade in the class. Turns out he'd talk to the TA about what would be tested on, but fail to deliver the same information to the lecture. I was dating the TA who'd help me study. Easiest physics class I ever took!

    Daniele Ribolla
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and last one it's a good film... 💪🏼👍🏼

    Rich Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ryan gosling reboot of Indiana Jones was shelved after blade runner 2049 got mixed reviews.

    Morton Isaacs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an olld professor in graduate school who meandered all over: his summer vacations, his dog, etc. and I hated that class. I became a college professor and at the age of 70 I said to myself "Do you want to be remembered the way he is?" and of course the answer was "NO", so I retired then while still knowing what I was doing and fairly up-to-date in my lecturing.

    Rhett Butler
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's retired now after the dial of destiny

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    #4

    A science meme about a vengeful 10-year-old brother's Minecraft antics after a breakup.

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    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww, what a supportive little bro

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't support little bro. OP dumped the bf, not the other was around. You don't shoot the wounded.

    Wondering Alice
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When OP says 'I broke up with' it doesn't necessarily mean they did the dumping, simply that they are no longer together. I can see why you may infer that, but it's not an uncommon way to refer to a brake up in a more neutral way.

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    UKGrandad
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny, but where does science come into it?

    Amber White
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That right there is a story for EVERY christmas…. or at least the wedding day should it come for the faithful little guy.

    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little brother sounds like my daughter. If she's angry with someone she doesn't get even, she gets way ahead.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shows you how much he loves you...by burning down your ex's town.

    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro has your back and a plan...

    JSMart26
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, SHE broke up with HIM -- why should anything be set on fire?!

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know there are save points? Not much of damage, but kudos to the kid for the support.

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    #5

    Science meme about crows learning to meow for food, with a tweet response.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now teach them to say "nevermore".

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crows are very, very smart. Be nice to them. And slightly off topic, I think pet cats should be indoor cats only, it can be very dangerous for a variety of reasons for them to be out wandering around.

    Untamed Snark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are allowed on my secure balcony, if I had a garden they'd have a secure cat run, but they will never be free range kitties, it is safer for everyone.

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    XenoMurph
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread this as "cows". Reality isn't quite as good.

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows = Vacas , Crows= Cuervos. Creo que te has hecho la picha un lio. Picha= Penis and lio= mess. No me des dislikes, porfa!

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    Rinso The Red
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crows are related to Myna birds and can do some pretty amazing mimicry. We had pet crow as a kid and it would laugh, imitate the dog barking, etc.

    Dan St John
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that only clucks like a chicken, I feed daily. He really cracks me up. He sits on the fence and clucks until I bring out food.

    SarahJaina
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a crow that lives my garage, when I walk by it says "C'mere you!" in this clear voice, it took me forever to figure out where the voice was coming from! Sounds like a real person, I've tried bargaining with crackers, but it still beccons?

    Verena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    = living on or near OPs property. I have two families, each in one of the two dead chimneys.

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    Verena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One in my neighbourhood learnt "car alarm" and teaches it happily to the offspring. I haven't figured out the advantage of this, yet.

    Liz Butt
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a baby magpie come to us years ago. I used to get some mince to feed it. Put the mince on a plate and put it on the back verandah for it. I used to whistle to it to come and get it. My cat noticed this and fronted up every time I whistled, for her share.

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    #6

    Index page of a textbook with "infinite loop" circled in red, showcasing a science meme.

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    B Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From "LaTeX: a document preparation system" by Leslie Lamport.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second edition - available here. Yep, that's page 252 all right: https://users.softlab.ntua.gr/~sivann/books/LaTeX%20-%20User's%20Guide%20and%20Reference%20Manual-lamport94.pdf

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    Eppe
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you type 'recursion' in google, spelled correctly, it says 'Did you mean: recursion'.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this a lot, for a variety of words. One reason I usually use DuckDuckGo.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A book you truly can't put down.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognise the markup: that's the (or an...) index from a book dealing with the LaTeX document preparation system. IYKYK. If not: https://www.latex-project.org/about/ and/or https://www.tug.org/begin.html and may the Lord have mercy on your soul. 😉 (LaTeX is something between a lunatic's programming language and a supercharged word processor; you may quote me on that)

    2DB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to keep a dumbȧss in suspense".

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you see the listing for "recursive".

    Rhett Butler
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they need the index to find the index

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    #7

    Man pointing at TV screen showing funny driving advice meme on news broadcast.

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    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very specific and pretty accurate, well done

    XenoMurph
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the snow and ice, take your teenagers to an empty parking lot and teach them how to skid, and how not to. Knowing how to drive on ice and snow might save them.

    Joe Reaves
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My driving instructor tried that. He could not get the car to skid lol.

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    Lydian Peipon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a southerner, I can safely say this is accurate

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The penallty is the same in both cases - certain and immediate death.

    iBlank
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a Northerner, what are they even talking about... biscuits, sweet tea, gravy??

    April Pickett
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a church social. She's taking biscuits because everyone loves her biscuits, sweet tea is the preferred non-alcoholic drink in the South (lots and lots of sugar), gravy because someone is bringing fried chicken and you need the gravy to dip the chicken and the biscuits.

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    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave to this guy for explaining it so clearly! (I'm not a southerner.)

    Ron Man
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets passed around from a lot of TV stations. I've heard it twice from 2 different stations here in the NW.

    Marilyn Holt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey this needs to be given even to Northeners who drive in the snow every year

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    #8

    Science meme about vampires in space, joking that we'd never know because telescopes use mirrors.

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    WindySwede
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some uses lenses? 🤷‍♂️

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    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is precisely why the ISS and space shuttles are always coated with that white garlic paint.

    Fred L.
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vampires in space would be by far our smallest problem though.

    MistBorn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s never night there , they are always exposed to a star .

    Rafael
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S what JWST is for!

    John Hopkins
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and "they" say the internet NEVER has any important information

    Franc
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes, uh.... sense?

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    #9

    Science meme showing mismatched Tupperware lids and containers in a humorous experiment scenario.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believable.

    VikingAbroad
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scientific explanation is, that the lost socks of the washing machine reincarnates as tupperware lids, that doesn't match any of the containers.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I periodically clean out the cabinet where I keep my food storage containers. It always seem to get more crowded. Sometimes there are more lids than container, sometimes more containers than lids, and then there are the containers and lids that are a different size than anything I remember owning.

    ffeineandsugar
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would happen if you stored socks in Tupperware?

    Teri c
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The replies here are better than the original post!🤣

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear that's my mom's drawer.

    Yvonne Blau
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the other way round in my house... lots of containers and the lids have all vanished into wherever

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    #10

    Snowman with two heads and branches in front of "Radiation Research," showcasing a science meme.

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    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Zaphod Beeblebrox make this snowman?

    Spark
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That research facility needs seriously thicker radiation shielding. ☢️

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, two heads are better than one.

    Jayeff Vee
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They appear to be pleasantly engaged.

    JM
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this one - I have it as a rotating set of desktop backgrounds.

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    #11

    Science meme showing labeled sheet sides, "Short Side" and "Long Side," with the caption, "The technology we always needed."

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    Agfox
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need something to help fold them when they're clean & need to be put neatly in the cupboard

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you scronch the fitted sheet REALLY hard between your hands, it will squish down into a mostly flat ball that fits nicely into the cupboard. No need for folding ;)

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    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DO THEY NEVER DO THIS??? WHY??? IS LIFE NOT DIFFICULT ENOUGH!!!???

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone in the history of fitted sheets ever been able to neatly fold them?

    Yvonne Blau
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. And the instruction videos on how to do it just drive me nuts.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I still have trouble putting on fitted sheets.

    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned something on YouTube that helps. Put one corner on the mattress, then go to the diagonally opposite corner and do that one. Then the other two (in no particular order). I can't explain the science behind it, but this definitely makes it easier.

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    Sergio Bicerra
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two sheets i bought (not same brand) have the tag on the long side if it any help.

    Zaach
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The label on sheets are on the lower right hand side

    7624c8r7xy
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are probably Brooklinen sheets - I LOVE them! They stay crisp and the "directions" are invaluable!

    Gregg Bender
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are impossible to fold unless you can access at least two more dimensions.

    Christina A Davis
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sheets I buy have a tag that say, "top or bottom" on each end.

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    #12

    Science meme featuring characters pointing at a Chrome icon, mimicking "The Creation of Adam" painting style.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! This is hilarious!

    Grm Moore
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just clean up the desktop instead

    Mary Peace
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only find mine because it's at the bottom of the screen. And I only have a quarter as many other things to compete with it.

    John Hopkins
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was for some I know, I am fairly sure they still wouldn't know....

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    #13

    Science memes about birds learning a melody and a Harvard-MIT pigeon prank shared on a Facebook page.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how deeply I hope both of these are true - especially the second one.

    E. Hamilton
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Well documented. Various attempts have been attempted to replicate it, with varying success. Mostly in the form of pranks on professors that dress the same. Google bird training and you will see there is a never ending list of examples of people knowingly and unknowingly training birds. My favorite is crows using traffic to break nuts open, or training crowns to pick up trash.

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    Alex De Sa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have acquired summer plans

    Lilly Rapson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh 🤣🤣🤣 thats comitment

    Channa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome. now implement it nationwide and for all sports.

    JSMart26
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snopes says it's an urban legend, and no evidence can be found for it, other than these posts on social media. Sorry. It would have been great fun had it actually occurred. (MIT barely has football team, btw - only NCAA division 3.)

    Rich Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opening bar to "Beethoven's Fifth"?

    Regina Holt
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY time I read this prank, I laugh.

    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second time I seen this. Still funny.

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    #14

    Bee covered in pollen sleeping inside a flower, illustrating a humorous science meme.

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    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    happiest thing i've seen today oml

    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could upvote this a dozen times. Bzzzzz Bzzzzz...

    Sean Stimson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you take a more undignified picture of a bee?

    Nosirrow
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a flower that had three bugs sleeping on it, including a honey bee.

    Gracie Mae
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks equivalent to a baby's milk coma

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    #15

    Text-based science meme detailing a humorous exercise routine for seniors using potato bags.

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    MP Deco
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....love it!

    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅😅😅😅😅😅 That is me.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I do that with gold bars? I have so many of them.

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I for real turned 61 YO today, as I was reading this I was thinking they're trying to kill us or make us look bada$$ enough to never get mugged over 60

    Mary Peace
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One potato, two potato, three potato, four. . .

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    #16

    Science meme about an otter used for extra credit, shared on a FB page.

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    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is otterly cool and adorable

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you follow the syllabus, you otter pass.

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nose and so many whiskers 🥰

    Ralph Vanloton
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you did such a cute and clever thing? Such a bonding moment!

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    #17

    People hugging swans, showcasing funny science memes with a sentimental twist.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but have you seen swans in their non-cuddly phase? It isn't very pretty. Don't ask me to explain; I had a bad experience once.

    PFD
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bjork swan dress was based on a true story

    Barong
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say to say the same thing but you beat me to it.

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    Apachebathmat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t normal for them, in a park by me there were two gay swans trying to hatch a plastic bottle near a path, they had to be relocated as they just attacked anyone that walked remotely near them.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they like you. They can get pretty mean if they don't.

    C Hendrix
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shades of Bjork and that weird dress of hers.

    Ron Man
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try this with a goose. It will strangle you while pecking out your eyes

    Lee Gilliland
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S the reason that dress fitted that way!

    m6nbtfpx7q
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need a swan hug. How do I go about getting one and not being attacked?

    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try Swan Lake - just avoid the black swan. The four little ones seem quite friendly.

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    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic tale of the swan who wanted to be a boa constrictor. Havent you heard about it?

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    #18

    Science meme about time travel, jokingly predicting going missing for 30 years, posted by Mother of Sarcasm.

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    Woundwort42
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter saw this as the flaw in Back to the Future 2

    WindySwede
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't he just leave his timeliness and created a new one? There are at least one YT explanation on this. And I'm not sure I've remember it correctly..

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    keyboardtek
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not only would you machine have to travel in time but in space as well. The Earth travels approximately 584 million miles (940 million kilometers) in one year as it orbits the Sun. Over 30 years, the Earth would travel about 17.52 billion miles (28.2 billion kilometers) in its orbit around the Sun. Additionally, the Earth moves through the Milky Way galaxy at about 515,000 miles per hour (829,000 kilometers per hour), resulting in an additional distance traveled of roughly 1.41 billion miles (2.27 billion kilometers) over 30 years. Therefore, combining both motions, the Earth would travel a total distance of approximately 18.93 billion miles (30.47 billion kilometers) in space over 30 years.

    Kabuki Kitsune
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. This actually would handle the paradox that might come from a person traveling forward in time. Since the discovery would mean that your time machine was good for only moving forward, and you wouldn't have to deal with the possible paradoxes that might happen if you returned to your own time with future knowledge.

    Parmeisan
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on some very complicated physics that I only understood for one semester in University, travelling backward in time would require moving faster than the speed of light and (unless physics is wrong about something in all those equations), that isn't possible. However, travelling forward in time faster than the usual one-second-per-second is not ruled out by the same math. (Not that this stops me from enjoying stories about time travel.)

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    Chris Christo
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that sounds right on the point.

    Brian Droste
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to time travel in the past and do things differently correct things I wish I didn't do.

    XenoMurph
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to kill your younger self and take their place

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    O. Puntia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sitting on the pair of docks on the bay

    Rich Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually how time travel works. It's one way.."You can't go home again"

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    #19

    Funny science meme about school lessons and talking in class.

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    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! I get so annoyed when people say "kids aren't taught this in school" bc in most cases, we are, people just don't pay frigging attention

    Susie Elle
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be honest, even if I were paying attention, I can't recall and recite EVERYTHING I've been taught over the span of five years.

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    Wintermute
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "People never talk about [insert subject that people are absolutely talking about], so what are they trying to hide?!" then go on a conspiracy rant. Like, if you don't read medical journals, then you don't know what they're talking about in medicine. Don't read astronomy journals, same goes. History? Same. And guess what? That's absolutely okay. You don't have to be a part of every discussion, but that doesn't mean it's someone else's fault that you're ignorant about it.

    Nosirrow
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pupils have the situational awareness of a sloth. Plus, too lenient parents taught them to say everything that pops into their heads. They can't shut up. They interrupt everyone bc they think they're the most important.

    RedMarbles
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for "situational awareness of a sloth." 😅

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    Rastilabo
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Olit sitte röökillä pyörävajan takana". Finnish for "you were having a smoke behind the bike shed".

    Cole Earnhart
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You! Yes, You behind the bike sheds. Stand still laddy!

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many things I wasn't taught about in school. Because they didn't exist until half a century later.

    Marilyn Holt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was teaching in a community college, a student who had missed a class (or two) would often come to me and say, "Did I miss anything yesterday?"

    Suby
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot get my high schoolers to put a period at the end of a sentence or capitalize the first word. I know their elementary teachers taught them that.

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I graded essay tests (in my math classes), my students realized that capital letters were important. Capital letters like G, P, A, ...

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    Wondering Alice
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids often tell me schools don't teach them what they will need like Taxes. No way they think this on their own, it's from looking at online memes. First of all, it is taught, but in on of those non assessed classes easy to ignore. Secondly, the main skill is percentages - which is taught every year. Thirdly - and most importantly - they live in the UK, most of them will never need to know (and if you ever wanted to check, the info is right there on a pay slip and a 2 minute calculation if you get percentages is enough). Much like there are some Americans not realising the whole world is not the same, there are UK kids looking at the internet and not realising it doesn't apply to them.

    Tim Douglass
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School should *not* teach how to do taxes (even in the US). What the schools should teach is how to read, understand, think, and calculate. Then you just follow the published directions on how to file your taxes. As an added bonus you can use those skills to create a budget, or learn how to fix your dryer, or decide which loan is a better deal, or any of a million other things that you wouldn't know how to do it you were taught "how to do taxes". School is for learning the fundamental skills, application is your problem.

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    Stuey Bassfish
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex-teacher here. So true. 99% of kids in my schools were respectful (of themselves and others) but the 1% were the ones who dragged themselves (and others) down, then blamed the teachers on results day. However, this 1% were subsequently courteous when asking "do you want fries with that?" years later.

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    #20

    Science memes: Cats using Starlink satellite dish as a warm bed in the snow.

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    Kise Miarse
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is cat-shaped and made of warm. Is for cat. Obviously.

    Heras buddy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally something useful from Elon.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Anything that benefits any cat in the world makes me happy.

    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are sending cat videos all over the world! 😺😺😺

    Skip62
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something good from one of his companies.

    Daria
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's cat built up now

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is soooo cute!

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    #21

    Science meme featuring a humorous hot weather alert sign in a London Underground station.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI read the whole thing not just the red circled text

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can use it (the bottle of water) to beat yourself. WTF?

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New York City subways the third paragraph is omitted, as it is a given.

    Lee Gilliland
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys are aware that the reason you have a flower in your lapel or a corsage at a ball is to cut the smell, yes?

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to any comic convention in the States. You'll smell every country on the planet there.

    st4x2gt974
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be in Spain too. 🤢

    Gogubaci
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the entire thing is hilarious

    Joe Reaves
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you're not wrong, but also it's all entirely valid advice if you've ever been on the London Underground in the heat.

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    #22

    A toy dinosaur making foot imprints on cookie dough, creating a humorous science meme.

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    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Haa! Humans will wonder my footprints for ever!"

    Anonymous Fox
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've got that exact T-Rex in my basement somewhere.

    Sarah K
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it have cookie dough on its feet?

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    Robert Miller
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be honest ...you hummed the Jurrasic park them didn't you .

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    #23

    Science meme with text about a child's question on "p*o," humorously misunderstanding it as related to "Tigger."

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    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tigger smell is when many adults stay on a not well aired room during a long time, and we are not talking about "love", my son. 😄

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere about a kid asking the teacher: "How do you call that when two people sleep one of top of the other?". The teacher went into on a long and carefully worded explanation of sexual relations. The next day, the teacher received a note from the kid's parents. He was asking about bunk beds...

    Linda Johnson
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFLMAO!!!! best to clarify a question up front !!!

    Christina A Davis
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This your first kid? ALWAYS clarify, WHY are you asking me this?

    Channa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for today, which so happens to be Winnie the Pooh Day!

    Armac
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious

    Binky Melnik
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I mightta been too traumatized to ask about Tigger!

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T.M.I. was the perplexed look

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    #24

    A wine bottle with a humorous science meme label featuring a child's photo and a playful message to a teacher.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best. Parents. Ever.

    sciteach67 g
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the liquor store that posts on their sign in August "welcome back teachers."

    Joanne Earle
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he looks like the class clown.

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to start a war easily.

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    #25

    Science meme featuring a humorous "monster spray" bottle label for a child's fear of monsters.

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    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum did this, but with one of her perfumes (Sung by Alfred Sung). Now that I’m adult it’s my main perfume too because it makes me feel nice and cozy when I smell it.

    Abel
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 15 my little brother (5) couldnt sleep on the 3 kings night (Xmas tradition on january rhe 6th). I gave him water with sugar and I told him it help to sleep. And it worked. The placebo effect works!

    Coffee_nut45?
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a nanny. I made up "magic monster spray." I put water and lemon juice in a spray bottle and put it by the kid's bad so he could spray the monsters under the bed himself. It worked really well. He liked getting rid of the monsters himself in the middle of the night.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And the HMO removed him from their participating physicians list for prescribing unnecessary medications. Thus operates healthcare in the USA. The rest of you can enjoy what you have a little more.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sweet! What a considerate doctor.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A smart doctor saves girl from becoming a future sleeping pill addict

    Rich Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now available on Amazon. Sudscribe and save!

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    #26

    Text meme about a bidet experience during a power outage in cold weather, shared on a social media platform.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a bidet once with the coldest temperature by accident. Man, I hit the high notes for days.

    Michael None
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get how a bidet could get things clean down there without some sort of scrubbing. or wiping. It honestly keeps me up at night. Also how do you get dry afterwards.

    Angela C
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You typically use a little bit of toilet paper to dry off but much less than you'd use otherwise

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    sciteach67 g
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, thank you for the very needed LMAO moment today. Got a bad visual and I don't even know you. Still laughing.

    Kathy L
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you use a bidet, don’t you just end up with a wet butt? That sounds…uncomfortable.

    Daniele Ribolla
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    above this post, I wrote a full, complete answer about your unresolved question... by me, an italian man, a daily bidet user. 😁

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snort-laughed in the middle of the teachers' lounge. People are giving me weird looks...

    Binky Melnik
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Water temp” would be the least of his problems in 0° weather as it would be solid and unable to go through the tubing at all, wouldn’t it?

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cold water in bidet is soooo useful for piles!

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha mine is portable so I set the temp.

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    #27

    Funny science meme about a 3-year-old disliking "You Are My Sunshine" song, humorously dismissing it since before being born.

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he was in her tummy, that damn echo effect would ruin any song. Except maybe Heartbreak Hotel, which is an unusual choice for pre-natal music.

    Cynthia Marrs
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious!

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of the mouths of the yet to be born

    Ray Davis
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No mercy from the little people.

    Channa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna be the next George Carlin!

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    #28

    Funny science meme about a dog wanting to go to bed, shared by Saeed Jones.

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    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does this. All the time. And, guess what? I go to bed.

    Chicken Mitten
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It's just easier that way. And who am I to say that it is not cuddle time?!

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    TheElderNom
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to do this. She'd wait for me in bed very impatiently with an annoyed expression on her face.

    Teutonic Disaster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are the other way around: if they find what I watch on TV annoying (or just feel like it, who knows, they're cats after all) they eff off into the bedroom. When I'll eventually join them, they'll eff back off to the living room, since I disturbed them in their sleep. Jokes on them, tho, because I turned the heating down there, so they come back 5 minutes later, because "the can opener, bother that he may be, also provides warmth". 🤣🤣

    Rick
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog will come to me at night and put his paw on me. He is telling me it is time to go to bed. When I start walking to the bedroom, he gets in front of me, jumps in bed and lies down with his head on the pillow.

    Matt Richardson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog has started doing the same thing, The older he gets, the more he makes sure everyone gets a good nights rest.

    MegDragon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine my surprise when I found out rodents do this too.

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats dont do it. They dont give a f**k when you go to sleep.

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    Damned_Cat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat likes to sleep where I sat on the couch after I've gone to bed. If I stay up too late, he tries to shove me off of the sofa so he can have "his" sleep spot.

    A girl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog goes zoomies and twists the bedding into a nest. 10pn. He means it wench.

    PHOTOBOB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs have always gone to bed by themselves. Usually 9:00. Chip, my current dog will go to sleep on my lap then wake up suddenly, looking at me as to say, "what the Hell is going on ? Where am I?" Then he goes off to bed. We share a pillow. He loves pillows and will wrinkle up a blanket to make one.

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    #29

    Circuit board with text: "Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough." Science meme humor.

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    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like my brain when I get stressed.

    A girl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Done that. Have a burn mark on my home office floor to prove it. Stupid sata drive connection

    Daniele Ribolla
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's true, man... 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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    #30

    Science meme explaining statistical chances with humorous commentary.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand it...sort of. Just let me get another glass of wine.

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a Milky Way bar and you've got astronomy covered as well

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    David Morgan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Percentage statistics can easily be deceptive, which is why advertisers and casinos love them. Using the base numbers is more illustrative. So (and I'm not doing this to be patronising to anyone reading this) I try throwing a ball into a net and have only ever done it once (regardless of the number of attempts I made). If I then get it in the net a second time, that's a 100% performance increase. However, if you take into account the numer of attempts, then the picture is very different. Let's say 100 throws, 1 in - that's a 1% hit rate. 2 in is a 2% hit rate. It's still a 100% improvement in hits, but only a 1% overall improvement. Be very wary of people who use statistical percentage changes to convince you of an argument, they may be lying to you and not even know it themselves.

    Ace
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in statistic for many years and always, even waay before that, like back in secondary school, found this sort of thing obvious. TBH I find it slightly horrifying to realise that there are people who struggle with basic concepts like this.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this kind of thing a lot more intuitive than "normal" math. I've got problem transforming percentage into numbers - like I get problems when they ask me "how much is 75% of 178" but I get the concept of percentages fine.

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    Occam's Frazier
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Math and science professionals use percentage points instead of percent increase precisely because of this problem. If someone tells you "percent increase", then you need to ask if they mean "percentage points"!

    Lily Kramer
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lloyd Christmas, "so you're saying I have a chance..."

    CP
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I find this happening, I never know if it is an innocent mistake or done on purpose.

    Wondering Alice
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At college I had a course on creative statistics, basically teaching us how to present facts in a way to back up what you want rather than reality that will confuse anyone who does not use maths and statistics regularly.

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    ggus44
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but "increases your chances TO 80%" sound better than doing math 😜

    hungryghost
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhhhh that how it works

    Vasco Condessa
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So i can sell you a pair of shoes that increase in 90% your chances of dating Scarlett Johansson and i will not be lying

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    Daniele Ribolla
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, 80% of 10 is 8, so 10+8= 18 it seems not so tough to understand...

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    #31

    Science meme text about using a boyfriend's laptop for targeted ads as a digital age love story.

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    Pernille
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect my horses to use the same technique, I keep getting ads from the feed shop.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm this. Apparently guinea pigs are also computer literate...

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    Stuey Bassfish
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you explain why I get loads of ads for hair restoration and "manservant" enlargement products? I mean: how do they know?

    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alternatively, she could just, uh, communicate to him what she wants

    Donna Peluda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even need to use the computer, we had a discussion in a bar about eggs, free range, different feeds, because I was buying from a local guy. Next day I start getting ads for chicken coups and automatic feeders.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then how come I keep getting ads for solar panels?

    Beak Hookage
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting targeted advertising for cat products, baby products and beauty products. I have never owned a cat, have never even been pregnant, and do not use makeup so don't ask me where they're getting their information from. I guess they've just taken "is female" and run with all the most cliched options.

    sciteach67 g
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, it's super naive to think our devices don't trail us and listen to us. They do. Marketing of today.

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    #32

    Science meme featuring toy figures and a crane assembling a dessert, humorously illustrating “food engineering.”

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean that isn't how they make tiramisu?!

    Tom Nagel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who gets to make tiramisu weekly, this is exactly how I do it! Only in individual servings for sale in a bakery.

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    Bill Swallow
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: Golden Age Science Fiction Author E.E. "Doc" Smith ('Lensman' series, 'Skylark' series), one of the fathers of classic Space Opera, came by his 'Doc' moniker honestly. He had a Doctorate in Food Science. His day job was working for a company that made packaged mixes for baked stuff. He labored mightily to do what he could to ensure that the stuff still had *some* actual nutritional value after the customer baked it, instead of being 100% slop.

    Lily Kramer
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 year old would LOVE this cake

    Susie Main
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to meet you, with a mind that can conjure this!

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy holding the rope is not in a safety harness. That's an OSHA violation.

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a food engineer run the gravy train?

    Rose Stewart
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing I've seen this far

    Coffee_nut45?
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have got to borrow this idea to make a cake for a friend of mine. This is hilarious!

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    #33

    Text meme about donating body to science; science then donates body to goodwill, highlighting humor in science memes.

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    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm donating mine to science fiction.

    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *donates body to science* Science: "Hey, where did you get the body from?! And why is it covered in dirt?! Don't run away!"

    Barong
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodwill tells Science* they aren’t accepting any more bodies at the moment. Science* returns and drops my body off around back at night.

    George D
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about those that donate to science and are used to rot in fields to understand rates of decay. I guess you can't be picky.

    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fear. LOL. Honestly.

    Ham Fright
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hipster * wears my body "ironically" *

    Xip Dizc
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have told my wife that upon my passing I want my body donated in the following order of priority: 1 Science, 2 organ donation, 3 body farm, 4 munitions' testing.

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    #34

    Science meme about an astrophysicist's humorous theory on Earth's rotation with an image of a man in a formal suit.

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    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round 🎶

    The Scout
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only an astrophysicist, but his thesis was on planetary rotation. So yes, he should have known what he was talking about.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas he was destined to be the butt of jokes in the field.

    Gogubaci
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like them thick af... But sir Newton, we can't write that Then write the greater the mass the greater the attraction"

    Pandemonium
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I have the perfect experiment to test this but I don't think anyone will fund it because of the lawsuits that would follow.

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duke Ellington confirms - "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing."

    ffeineandsugar
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really need to read his C.V. to realize exactly how brilliant this man is.

    Abel
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well-endowed posteriors? OK...🤔

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how did he gather evidence?

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    #35

    Reindeer looking over a fence in a snowy field, depicting a humorous science meme.

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    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, deer. Good thing Santa staged that intervention before the bullying got out of hand.

    Jim Dixon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought your response was "Oh, deer God." Come to think of it, that would have been OK too.

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    PFD
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks even more like a Larsen comic come to like than the rocket one

    Tim Gibbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudolph is a girl, only femail reindeer have antlers at Christmas.

    RC OConnor
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many people know that. Good for you! Weird, but true.

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    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that song was so sad. I sometimes gave intentionally wrong answers when asked something by someone who thought I wasn't good enough to be a friend.

    Marilyn Holt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEAH and after that foggy night, sure--THEN all the reindeer loved him.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA losers! I am free! Bad news...

    Linda Johnson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww......poor baby, I hate bullies....don't you???

    Zaach
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (close up of Rudolph leading the team on the sled; pulls out some shears and cuts them loose)

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    #36

    Science meme of a tornado destroying a gingerbread house, offering a humorous solution to building challenges.

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    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now put some witch legs with red slippers sticking out from underneath

    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put a big bad wolf next to it, and two little piglets running away.

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    Lilly Rapson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good chance id mess that up 2

    April Pickett
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you mess that up, it's still a mess and still looks like a tornado did it.

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    Cole Earnhart
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister!

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I do like this.. SOOOO indicative of extreme frustration. and anger at the same time...

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this more than the t-rex one.

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    #37

    Science meme with a cat and a humorous text about seeing a hole in its fur.

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    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink and it looks that way to me too

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    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go girl cat you have us all concerned ..oh ..O.K.

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has a pie chart.

    Pieter LeGrande
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job its still got eight lives left.

    Barong
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Goldie Hawn’s character in the movie “Death Becomes Her” (1992)

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's one of those magic cats you can only get in Ohio. A friend told me.

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    #38

    Science meme about a mother repeating a DNA test due to a forgotten password, leading to an unexpected twin discovery.

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    Linda Johnson
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG....ROFLMAO.......WHO'S going to tell her the truth????

    Ray Davis
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science is hard. Genetics is worse.

    Susie Main
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor mum! I wish I hadn't laughed ... I hope you broke it to her gently! LOL

    Nicole Weymann
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and living at the same house, too! 😱 I'm starting to wonder about that supposedly non-existant basement.... 🤔😂

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    #39

    Abstract object illustrating a science meme about struggling with a blanket at night.

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    Tempest
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was trying to pull the blanket over me last night but it was stuck. Turns out my cat was snuggled up in it.

    Kise Miarse
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you mean to say is that you tried, unsuccessfully, to steal your cat's blanket out from under him last night. 😹

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    A girl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. My blanket tuns into an Escher creation at 3am. Plus the dog won't release it

    Chicken Mitten
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mobius Strip! Im the only one who got it right on the exam!

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear your song, dude!

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    #40

    Science meme with a tweet about an eye test appointment letter.

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    Robert T
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next one may have a wet nose and bark.

    Patty Dayton
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband uses hearing aids, and our healthcare provider sends his Explanation of Charges in GIANT print. Uhh, he's deaf, NOT BLIND!

    DaisyGirl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not clever giving away NHS number

    Grm Moore
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it just means you are long sighted.

    Barong
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were able to read it.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    l know that feeling.

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    #41

    A hand holding a corn cob with an unusual pattern, featuring science-themed humor.

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    deejak
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so hope there's a PhD dissertation out there somewhere that explains *exactly* what happened here.

    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cob's gonna need some braces, I think.

    Winter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You had only one job..."

    Jayeff Vee
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladd's Addition in Portland, OR.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a really windy week last summer.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooo lovely, Mum Nature or that correction thing called photo store eh?

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    #42

    Stacked laptops showing port evolution, highlighting change over time, featuring a science meme theme.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the slot to insert my CD/DVD?

    Corvus
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the CD, where's my 5.25'' floppy drive?

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my work laptop doesn’t have an Ethernet port. IT’s standard response when I can’t connect to the work wifi, have you tried using an Ethernet connection instead…. Mind you, this is the same IT department that when my trusty thinkpad started finally acting up, logged my call as “needs a Dell”…..

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USB-Ethernet adaptors are commonplace. We've got a few here. USB 3 speeds mean that it makes sense - not like in the days of USB 1.1.

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    Schmebulock
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and look how thick that monster on the bottom is.

    Mike F
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an old Toshiba and that sucker weighs about 8#. I REFUSE to toss it, I loaded Linux on it and it got a whole new life.

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    Trophy Husband
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the serial port?

    Donna Peluda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not I still have a ticket printer that with a parallel port working

    Abel
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only recognize a couple of them. What a cable mess!

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    #43

    Science meme about buying a car, humorously signing a paper to confirm not being a robot.

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    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite as demanding as the Voight-Kampff test. 👁️

    Entropy, Ennui, and Me
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for Doc Tyrell, it didn't end so well. Been misbehaving since the Tannhauser gate.

    Rich Black
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which of these images is a butterfly?

    Pieter LeGrande
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sufficiently advanced robot will be indistinguishable from a human.

    Virgil Blue
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that some of the current AI language models have actually acted like they were someone with bad eyes and asked people on the net to help them solve the capcha. They are learning people.

    Giles McArdell
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?"

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief..who was it confirming... or what?

    Channa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *face palm* It's like when the new privacy rules came in for medical records and the doctor thought that meant I had to sign a release form to get my own records. Nope

    #44

    Science meme with text about a former gifted child's Halloween costume.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VINDICATION every underachiever can savor!

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony is lost on people if only you understood it.

    StretcherBearer
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this speaks to me. And the posting date is my birthday as well.🤔 One year I didn't shave and wore a terrible suit and went as Jesus looking for a job after no one believes it is the second coming.

    Beak Hookage
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a gifted and talented child but I was also undiagnosed autistic and got bullied an awful lot. So I ended up using my talents to get pretty far in life because now I had an ingrained "I'll show those jerks" attitude.

    SarahJaina
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me you've been reduced back to child -prodigy, with all these age-reversal d***s I've been taking, I'm sure to wind up back there too! I did find out recently, they only ever expected us to impress ourselves.

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    #45

    Science meme showing a cartoon rocket design compared to an actual rocket launch.

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    hardrad2009
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With powerful enough engine practically anything can fly.

    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it took to the sky, unlike Elon's dreams of a trip to Mars.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the caption? I love his stuff.

    Ray Davis
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any thing can be made to fly (even pigs) by attaching a big enough rocket engine.

    Peta Warren
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage, perhaps?

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will it go in a straight line?

    Gregg Bender
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing. It flew quite well.

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story, the model rocket on the right is REAL. It was made and sold as a kit because of the far side comic ... Google flies kit acme rocket

    Pieter LeGrande
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First experiments in re-usable rockets.

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    #46

    Science meme about the invention of the webcam, featuring images of a coffee pot and humorous text on its history.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I heard this on the radio this morning

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot. The setup predated the widespread adoption of the World Wide Web, originally providing images only to users on its particular local area network at Cambridge University. Once the WWW was developed enough that a widely available web browser could display images (it's complicated), they modified the setup to distribute the images via the internet - in 1993, which was pretty early on in Web terms. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCSA_Mosaic)

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    Scott Rackley
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never underestimate the ingenuity of a lazy man"

    Trillian
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness is the best inventor

    SC_SJF
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my kind of lazy 🤣

    tw 72
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our engineers developed a "free food in the kitchen" email group.

    Nicola Roberts
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm not the first to use the Ring doorbell to check the weather?

    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why HTTP error code 418 was invented: "I'm a teapot"

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    #47

    Crocheted science equipment meme with a microscope and flasks, showcasing humor in science-themed Facebook content.

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    Susie Main
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was one talented Granma. Nice to see the test bottles enjoying their job so much. ;-)

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my late Nana could have done that for my interests.

    Mary Peace
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma can be relied upon to provide all you need for science class.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like crocheted things. My granddaughter gave me a small crochet daisy in a small pot for a gift. I have it sitting in full view on the right-hand lower corner shelf of my TV. stand. I still do not like crocheted things but I love my granddaughter.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are awesome! Very talented lady.

    #48

    A science meme comparing a fluffy, round bat to a sugary jam doughnut.

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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the comparative taste test go? Which was better - bat or batter?

    Eekhoorn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ask that! Isn't that how Covid started!?! ;)

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    Phoenix Burn
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other news, scientists have worked out how Covid 19 first leapt from bat to human.

    Virgil Blue
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fought a critter in Monster hunter that looks exactly like this. I thought it was just fully made up, but now I see this little guy. Neat.

    CD King
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or……… a jam donut to look like a bat

    Christian Homuth
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In terms of discouraging predators ths has to be a hard fail

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    #49

    Toy cash register science meme about self-checkout preparation.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a spoof tweet at Christmas. Something along these lines "Can anyone tell me where the nearest Tesco Christmas Party is? The amount of scanning I've done makes me feel like I should be an employee"

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The self checkout machines dont work where I live here in spain. Last time I tried to use it I needed the help of two workers and I leave feeling like an useless idiot.

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are getting better in UK. But they still don't know that I'm old enough to buy gin...

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    Finwie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents still have this at home, so now my son plays with it when we visit. Sturdy as heck!

    Jay Alan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have mine. Lost the coins tho

    Beak Hookage
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm rude and abusive to the self-checkout machines. A human employee saw me doing it once and I said "I like that I can be mean to these without hurting anyone's feelings". She said "yeah, we swear at them all the time too".

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like toy vacuum cleaners and mini kitchens!

    Pieter LeGrande
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no coins either - and that's the way we're heading.

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childhood memory unlocked, had this exact till and played with it for hours. So much fun

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    #50

    Science meme about MIT students inventing a technique named for a humorous acronym in 1972.

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    Pandemonium
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the experiment is over the device reduces in size for convenience

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleverly Using Nuclear Terminology, Students.

    Robert T
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I can believe it. The master-server in our IT dept was called Bates!

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of Rimmer's "Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society" in Red Dwarf

    The Other Guest
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It was the way she said it. 'Rimmer.' To rhyme with 'scum.'"

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't modern microtechnology amazing?

    Batwench
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I work, we have a few acronyms which were chosen for systems before the words.

    E. Hamilton
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the experiment was shorter when it was cold?

    BrunoVI
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transfering orientation? Does that mean it makes you gay?

    Pieter LeGrande
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the spin change direction in the Southern Hemisphere? Not sure I want mine spinning though.

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    #51

    Science meme showing a Windows Network Diagnostics screen with text above: "Admit it, this thing never found or solved any problems."

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    Azzzzzure
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once ... it did identify the existence of a problem . It couldn't say what it was or where , or how to fix it ... but it did confirm the problems existence . Very handy .

    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience, it just rebuilds the network configuration and restarts it, which indeed does the trick quite often. It's basically a "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

    MegDragon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there are ONLY problems how will it detect that

    #52

    Science meme about hard work suggesting your boss might go to space.

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    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The advantage: Maybe he never comes back.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's only true...if you lived in the 1950s.

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    #53

    Science meme about a boss calling someone “the computer” because they fall asleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

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    Captive
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called my wife a computer after this, let's see what she says

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    #54

    Funny science meme about a dog's prescription and patient privacy, shared on a social media post.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lie. I tell kids I was born in 1911. Their confusion gives me enough time to eat their lunch.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend got married and wanted to change their pets details at the vets to their married name. They were told the father had to give consent. I don’t think she ever tracked down the rabbit’s father…..

    m6nbtfpx7q
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call you vet and ask, they’re the ones that told them. I realize this person likely thought of that and has the prescription, but I’m from Florida so I know some people won’t.

    Rinso The Red
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is just BS. I get my pet Rx from "human pharmacy" all the time. They confirm the address, at most, and have never asked for a birthdate.

    Catlady6000
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always had to provide DOB. At every pharmacy

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    #55

    Science meme featuring an alien-themed candy dispenser with tongue holding a candy piece.

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    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely excellent. But I'm going to be sick anyway

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the *bleep*?

    #56

    Science meme comparing delicate houseplants to tough wild plants on power lines.

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    Talis
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just his current location. High maintenance, but also a lot of energy. And foes will be shocked when they they find out that there are built in defenses. They'll be like "Watts that?!?" Ohm my!

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    M O'Connell
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lovely Tillandsia!

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    #57

    Funny science meme about a job application asking for "previous life experience," with a response about being a Pharaoh in 2300 B.C.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you can use the Rosetta stone like it's no one's business.

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's notice about getting your chariot an extended warranty.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have hired you.

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the company is a pyramid scheme, you're all set.

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    #58

    A black cat with open mouth, posing humorously in a science meme about serotonin molecules.

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    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely an "I've already told you three times to leave me alone, bisches!" kinda face.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use xanax instead?

    CF
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love hissy black cats!!! Currently have a very purry black cat, but will never forget Stumpy, the OG hissy pants black cat!

    #59

    Science meme about health benefits of dark chocolate and red wine, with a humorous twist involving a Milky Way bar.

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    B Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect health is merely the slowest possible way one can die.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I replace dark chocolate and red wine with rolled tacos and beer?

    David Morgan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Sadly, you also have to replace the 'helath benefits' bit too.

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    dev mehta
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bottle of wine and a chocolate bar will keep the doctor away

    Michael None
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would need to be a milky way midnight. Sorry you're still going to die like the rest of us.

    Nicola Roberts
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Bounty, dark chocolate. You get a portion of fruit too!

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    #60

    Funny science meme about a student asking if a paper from 1994 is too old for a final assignment.

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    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that hurts... Also think that we've already done 1/4 of the century. You're welcome.

    Talis
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And almost 2.5% of the (not so) new millennium. But I think that this time, I'll pass on living until the end of it.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that made me feel old!

    Matt Richardson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LATE 1900's?!?! I was only born in the mid 1980's, and I don't deserve to be disrespected like this... This is hurtful and deserves to dealt with. Preferably with unreasonable amounts of 3 Stooges levels of chaos.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a 1993 highschool grad im ancient. I know things lol

    StretcherBearer
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof damn. I really found it amusing when my kids started using half a decade to express their perception of a long time. 😁

    #61

    Tall building resembling a minimalist design, humorously compared to Microsoft Word document, science meme style.

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    Tempest
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahh if MsWord was responsible for it at least 5 windows will be positioned in the sky, 3 would be missing altogether never to be found, and 1 would be on the moon.

    detective miller's hat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you open the front door the wrong way, the entire building disappears.

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    Marianne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a word document in which the author used tabstops instead of the empty space. Can you imagine that??

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally felt a shudder pass through my body when I read that. I would be so angry just trying to read it XD

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    #62

    Dog humorously appears to sit, stand, and lie down at once on a park bench, showcasing a funny science meme.

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    Spark
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And kind of semi-planking.

    Armac
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel most days

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    #63

    Toy parking garage with play figures showcasing a humorous science meme.

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    MargyB
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved this, my friends had it

    Auntriarch
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's friend had it, I used to play with it while trying to pretend I wasn't playing with it. Because I was 14 at the time.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt sad because they didn't have arms. I'd draw arms and hands so that they can eat donuts.

    Ron Man
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, all lies. I've yet found a garage with an elevator like that, and the one here that sells gas is super expensive.

    Ann Tiques
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This toy is indestructible and can be used as a step stool even by adults.

    The Big Bad
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my friend once went down one of those circle roads parking garages sometimes have. Only, he did it with his roller skates. Really fast but than crashed into the railing and fell off. Thankfully there was water. Lesson: they can be fun untill they're not (:

    Lilly Rapson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is that toy exactily

    Multa Nocte
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one that says "Parking Garage" on it?

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    #64

    Funny science meme tweet about a prosthetic leg as a stocking filler for Christmas.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to picture in my mind...how does she drive a car?

    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me a hot second, but I liked it

    #65

    Train on a snowy road as a science meme humorously comments on driving skills.

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    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas, you are drunk! Go home!

    Marilyn Holt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly. Remember Gramma in the back seat with a bowl of gravy on her lap.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd that train get on the freeway? And people make fun of Southern Californians who can't drive in the rain...which is true. We can't.

    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at you Paris, Nice and Marseille... Can't operate with 2 cm of snow 😀.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought he could! He thought he could!

    WubiDubi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver - "so I saw this scene in The Polar Express..."

    BarfyCat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Current status in my town, lol

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    #66

    Science meme about explaining French humorously, featuring user comments from a Facebook page.

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    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm French and this is hilarious! The 11 letters pronounced 4 isn't true in south of France, though. In this area you have 4 letters and you pronounce 11!!

    Multa Nocte
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now don't exaggerate, we only use about 8 of them down here. >:-(

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but "It's Spanish but you speak it in cursive" actually isn't too far off XD I am fluent in Spanish and I can understand quite a bit of French even though I've never studied French! (I can also understand SOME Italian, but it's usually spoken too fast for me to catch much. And ironically Portuguese is the hardest for me, because it's SO CLOSE to Spanish but also sounds so wrong to my ears!)

    Kay C
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! I knew maybe 10ish words in Spanish from movies and TV shoes, took 6 months of French, still don't understand French but can understand way more Spanish. My husband thinks I'm broken lmao

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    Ivana Hotdog
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how a YouTuber (can't remember his name) explained French: "You think that French was a language invented by linguists. That is not the case. Instead, it was invented by a drunk abstract artist. 'I will put an e-a-u, but it will be pronounced O. And then I will put an X, but we won't pronounce that.'"

    Nosirrow
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to like French, now when I hear it spoken, I feel like the French exaggerate. Like, stop trying to be extra.

    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever hear an Italian speaking? Talk about being extra... I think it's a just mediterranean thing. We're loud.

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    #67

    Map with colorful scribbles representing a big weather system, labeled states, and humorous commentary, as seen in science memes.

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    Brian Beduhn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is on their way to becoming a legendary meteorologist with legendary accuracy.

    M O'Connell
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone is curious, the numbers on the map represent the number of Senators + Representatives in congress resulting from the 2010 census.

    Lilly Rapson
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so wrong & so acurit

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than my dartboard forecast or magic 8 ball.

    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phew, looks like my state, MA, has survived completely unscathed, along with just a few others.

    BarfyCat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is, it's heading straight towards Kansas City!

    #68

    Portrait of a man with a humorous science meme text about adulthood experiences, tension headaches, and misplaced objects.

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    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For future reference, basically, is the proper spelling. 😊

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    He's mine girls!

    #69

    Science meme about a child and grandparent both staring into space, humorously thinking about trucks.

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    I do that too...stare into space thinking what I looked like with hair again. Sigh...

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    #71

    Science meme about a double hotdog design with illustrated steps for assembling a double frankfurter bun.

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    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. I kinda hate the high bread-to-hotdog ratio of normal hot dogs. I don’t wanna eat bread soaked in ketchup.

    Ron Man
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't be putting ketchup on hot dogs. Never, for any reason.

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    Schmebulock
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still haven't figured out the dog-to-bun ratio in packaging so good luck!

    FreeTheUnicorn
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These definitely exist in some ballparks.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you put both hot dogs in your mouth or do you choose just one then the other?

    DaisyGirl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you stack 2 hot dog sausages ie one on top of the other rather than side to side. Then you can ketchup and mustard on bread, HD sausage 1 and 2; and cheese on top of HD sausage 1 (first one in roll)

    Mauro Tovorovsky
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was already invented in Argentina: https://www.lanacion.com.ar/lifestyle/pancho-doble-tuvo-una-idea-a-la-salida-del-boliche-la-patento-y-ahora-tiene-un-negocio-exitoso-nid04092021/

    Eirik Hjørnevik
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world is not ready; sausages are still sold in packs of 10, while buns come in packs of 8. That problem needs to be solved first.

    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can insert your own punch in your mouth everything is possible. Try it!

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    #72

    Science meme featuring a funny visual of Uranus's pages in a book forming a humorous shape.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the hole? You gotta pry those fleshy suckers apart! Here, let me show you...

    Paulo Antonio Moreira
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize before that Uranus is so big.

    Pandemonium
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine looks less like ( | ), more like *

    #73

    Science meme showing a tweet about a large boulder blocking a snowy road, humorously described as "the size of a small boulder."

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    Pandemonium
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acceptable comment is either "Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system" or "Need banana for scale."

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't help it. We're taught Imperial measurement in school! Oh, and the Imperial system originated in Great Britain and was used officially there until fairly recently, so it's not like it's our system in the first place XD

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    Soton_Sherpa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know that it's not a small boulder the size of a large boulder? 🤔

    Panda Kicki
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say the size is 4-5 Ariana Grande if applied sideways

    PFD
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Not my joke: the original Tweet's author mentioned it, though I'm guessing she saw it on Twitter. Btw she means to write "the size of a small car" and just mistyped.)

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised no one stole it to use in their rock garden.

    B Hobbs
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Searching NIST standards for boulder sizes ... hmm, maybe ISO ...

    Science Nerd
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, be prepared for blizzard conditions.

    Puppy Dancing!
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large boulder the size of a Small car?

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    #74

    Science meme featuring a tweet about feeling old when asked why we say "hang up" the phone.

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    Abel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dialing? What is that grandpa?" "I am your father!"

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go on Youtube. They have tons of vids on hanging up a phone.

    Eric Williams
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the correct terminology nowdays to yell at your daughter to "hang up the phone"?

    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a guess, as I have always said hang up the phone, but maybe yell for her to end the call?

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    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got my first cell phone it took longer than it should have for me to stop listening for a dial tone before I started punching numbers.

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    #75

    Text meme about little voices in your head forming a chat group; part of funny science memes collection.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and don't allow you to join.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and they speak in French....and you don't speak French.

    Science Nerd
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse is when they stop talking when you’re around.

    Birb
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case an intervention

    Batwench
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loose arguments with mine.

    #76

    Science meme showing a sour candy on a plant, captioned "Nature is so beautiful."

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    Needles Pines
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like this is a good spot to put this, but once my bio teacher ate a gummy worm off the ground outside during class. Felt important to share

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a super sour gummy worm covered in sugar. Yummy! I'd stick a handful of them in my mouth any time!

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't these beautiful caterpillars in PA, USA, wherever these guys live, the people are very lucky

    #77

    Inflight safety meme depicting an adult and child in humorous safety positions.

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    Corvus
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an "old soul."

    David Morgan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no doubts that he's his father's son at least.

    WubiDubi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's at the 'looks very much like dad' stage, it lasts a few weeks. I guess it's a survival trait to avoid not being accepted by the dad.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be nice. That's a Little Person.

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    #79

    Baskets of small white pumpkins with humorous text about spice removal in a science meme format.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thrown away; former shells of their selves. Whatever happened to ethical treatment of pumpkins?

    LuckyL
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the first glance - I thought I was looking at garlic

    iBlank
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should see the piles of milked almonds!

    #80

    Hairless cat's paw with visible toe pads, paired with a humorous science meme caption.

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    Roni Stone
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words.

    Amy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d still boop!

    CF
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to figure out what cool new word tlooty was for way too long

    WubiDubi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how cats glide if they fall far enough, practically a sugar glider.

    deejak
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals are smart to have fur.

    Saint_Zipcodus
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog's feet look astonishingly similar without fur.

    Michael None
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are monsters. The fur is just to fool you so then can get at your furniture and poop in a box in your house. Fight me.

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    #81

    Hand holding a tiny 5 ml Pyrex beaker, featuring a humorous science meme text above.

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    Illustrious G
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I violently love anything tiny!

    Teutonic Disaster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take "bad opening lines when applying for jobs involving infant care" for 300, Alex.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too. Love at first 5 ml.

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Violently love' makes it sound as though you love it because it's fun to smash

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found one of those at amazon! It's so cute!

    WubiDubi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a conference one glassware manufacturer was basically giving away many different container samples filled with "oak aged alcohol", possibly from the Scottish Islands, or possibly from a lab-still with caramel added. It cleaned white boards well.

    Taibhse Sealgair
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink, but for some reason I suddenly have the urge to buy one of these and a small bottle of something to do shots.

    Razill
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During fellowship i got to use 15ml Erlenmeyer flasks and it was so fun (and cute)

    Marilyn Holt
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love tiny Chihuahuas wearing jammies

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    #82

    A humorous science meme about kids and waffles scented vents due to syrup prank, shared on a popular FB page.

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    char
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude, that sounds like a win, what are you complaining about

    iBlank
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "do you want ants? That's how you get ants." - Archer

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    Kise Miarse
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have to buy air freshener

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    #83

    Science meme featuring a dental X-ray printed as a Christmas card, with "Merry Christmas" text.

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    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Whites is a great name for a family of teeth 😂

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! Proper dental care is a gift that keeps on giving.

    Gourdeous
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at your sideways wisdom tooth!

    Ell Bee
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them anyway. You’ll go down in history! (Just like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. heh heh)

    BarfyCat
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be so happy to receive this card!

    #84

    Science meme about book sniffing with humorous text describing it as a secret habit of book lovers.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All papercrafters sniff paper. Graphic 45 has a very distinct smell.

    Abel
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than those undearwear sniffing weirdos, I guess 🫤

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sure beats eating them.

    StretcherBearer
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have an up vote for the absurd image. Don't know why you got down voted.

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    WubiDubi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are papercuts to noses common?

    Ron Man
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're smelling mold. Literally inhaling it.

    Nosirrow
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love the smell of books and libraries.

    #85

    Science-Funniest-Pics-Jokes

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    Kelly Scott
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not mine. Mine bitches about supporting me every day. It would rather stay in bed, eat cookies, and watch TV.

    Nicola Roberts
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think mine is pulling a face right now

    Tom Nagel
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has holes drilled in it. Wonder how he'll look when I'm gone?

    Gia SDP
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is clogged with metal and screws...

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    #86

    Funny science meme about a school project using moldy bread, with emojis for humor.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also happened to my sister. Last minute. She got praised for how many different types of wood rot she discovered (in our house).

    Rinso The Red
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a project for a math class where I put together a geodesic dome using toothpicks and modeling clay. Mom moved it night before it was due and it melted from being near radiator. Snuck into class early (it was first of the day) and put my project on the shelf and left the room. Came back just before class started and went "WTF happened to my project?!?" Teacher let me be graded on oral report alone lol

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    #87

    Science meme with a cat maze and caption about simplicity, humorously solved directly.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you're supposed to give cats milk. It gives them the plops.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not *all* cats become lactose intolerant in adulthood. My old gray girl could drink cow's milk without getting the squitters. However, they make lactose-free "cat milk" (...no, it is not milked FROM cats) that will make sure your cat doesn't get sick from the lactose :)

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot more realistic, tbh.

    Sami-Jo Ross
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate that the teacher actually not only marked it correct but gave them a star for the creativity.

    #88

    Science meme with text about managing time effectively, featuring two characters in superhero suits reacting humorously.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Walk on the beach? I still haven't folded my clothes from 2021.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could spend a couple of those hours learning math

    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I don’t want to go to work it does make me feel a bit better to think 8 hours is only 33% of my day

    The Chronic Insomniac
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we not going to talk about the fact that 8 + 8 does not actually equal 14?

    Papa
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when coaches teach math.

    digitalin
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 hours a day to commute, cook, eat, run errands, appointments, take care of kids, clean the house, hygiene, and fulfill other obligations. And maybe get a second job.

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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8+8=16 You only have 8 hours of playtime.

    Puppy Dancing!
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No being tired is. Mentally, physically. Work sucks the life out of you. And it feels more like 14 hours of work. Math issues here

    Verena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving the bad math aside, 8 hours of work isn't 8 hours. Lots of school kids on BP, so here's a PSA. That 8 hours require at least: 1 hour in the morning to get up, shower/wash (please do), have breakfast, prepare lunch, de-ice the car, feed your pets, tell your pets you won't abandon them + commuting (30 min+) + 30 min mandatory lunch + commuting back. Followed by the endless home duties of cleaning, washing, bins out, bins in. Mucking the stables, grooming the horses, repairing whatever they clumsily damaged, gardening better be your hobbies if you plan to have horses and a garden.

    Kelly Scott
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten hours, huh? An hour to get up and get ready to work. Two more hours commuting. A half hour for lunch. After cooking amazing meals comes an hour of washing dishes. Playing with and feeding the dog is three hours alone. And walking on the beach requires a 5 hour drive. You got any other math or did you just use all you had?

    Kelly Scott
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot to add the 10 hours it takes to recover from 8 hours at work.

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    #89

    Science meme comparing sleet and freezing rain using donuts with sprinkles and glaze.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freezing rain is still mostly liquid, so it coats stuff and THEN freezes into a layer of ice (the right-hand doughnut's glaze.) Sleet is already-frozen ice pellets (that sometimes precipitate along with rain or snow) and the sprinkles on the left-hand doughnut represent sleet (frozen ice pellets.) And I live in a land with neither of these weathers XD

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, what about molten lava?

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    #90

    Science meme featuring a lunar rover with text: "One Of A Kind, Parked since 1972. Not for sale."

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised it hasn't been towed and impounded

    Sky Render
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too hard to get any tow company out that far. It'd cost more than the vehicle's worth just to drag it to the impound lot and the neighbors don't complain, so they just leave it there.

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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the battery's been dead since the 80s.

    Agfox
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The notice needs to add "May need to be jump started!"

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    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't it up on blocks with the wheels missing?

    Corwin 02
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually there are 3 One by Apollo 15, astronauts David Scott and Jim Irwin, one by Apollo 16 ,John Young and Charles Duke, and one by Apollo 17, Eugene Cernan and Harrison Schmitt.

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    #91

    Science meme about holidays and Face ID recognition failure.

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    #92

    Science meme shows a versatile bookcase converting into a coffin, demonstrating inventive humor.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. I can be buried with my beloved books.

    David Morgan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were lined with actual books instead of ornaments, when you die they could stack the books under the coffin and you'd be providing the kindling for your own cremation.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate in recycling.

    Verena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Clever denken, Särge schenken" (be smart, gift a coffin) ... It's from a German comedy or a dubbed TV show or movie, can't remember, a lot of people growing up in the 70s/80s know this rhyme. It makes sense if you look at the price for these things.

    Pieter Degrande
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, not every vampire has a castle in Transsylvania, some live in small studios

    Marianne
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me not uncomfortable at all.

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    #93

    Vintage computer exhibit humorously captioned about school memories, perfect for science memes enthusiasts.

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    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even these weren't around when I was in grade school. We were, however, required to have a pencil with an eraser.

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen Deborah, preach it for us older Panda's

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    Owen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to play Zoombinis on it. ☺

    M O'Connell
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to play the Windows version of that game in the mid '90s, it was awful! I couldn't figure out what the heck the darn pizza trolls wanted! It haunts me to this day.

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    Cynthia Marrs
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a Mac like this in early '80s. My son used it some. It was later donated to the local school.

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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first Mac computer looked like this. My son used it a little. It was given to the local gradeschool. It was about 1980.

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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My community college got Macs when they were first released. It was so much fun to play with, our family had to buy one.

    WubiDubi
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next to the overhead projector.

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ultimate Eighties Page? Seriously? That's an Apple ][, a decidedly 1970s machine - admittedly made well into the early 1980s, but Apple came out with the Mac in 1984.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me want to play the original version of Oregon Trail

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    #94

    Science meme about a biology teacher asking the opposite of "dominant," with a funny classroom response.

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    Pandemonium
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not wrong, sweet child, you're not wrong

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a song about this. Blue Öyster Cult: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpKJUa6IoBs

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    Kim Constantineau
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh hysterically at this statement.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, depends on the situation...and how much leather is involved.

    ffeineandsugar
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, you just have to know when you're beaten.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all depends on context.

    Verena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For many non-native speakers of English this sounds logic, not?

    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what you need the help for? If you answered confidentially, than no one in your biology class will know, that you said submissive.

    Nosirrow
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pupil asked me today why everyone has blue eyes. I said it's the opposite, but we're in the north of Poland, so the Scandinavian influence is visible.

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    #95

    Science meme featuring a humorous attempt to draw a clock showing 11:10.

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it didn't say what kind of clock.

    DadManBlues
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rating is not fair. The task did not mention that it should be an analogue clock.

    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graded by a teacher who has a small clock.

    Deborah
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it's correct.

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Analog clock. Not digital.

    #96

    Books on slanted wooden shelves labeled "Tectonic Shelf," creating a humorous science meme.

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    giku T
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no..makes me feel so very uneasy

    Nancy Lynch
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that! I grew up near the San Andreas fault.

    Puppy Dancing!
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove books for kitty 🐈 fun

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would drive visitors nuts. Where can I get one?

    #97

    Science meme: A humorous sign on a fence reads "Beware of Attack Rabbit" with a grassy yard in the background.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, get the holy hand grenade!

    Tiger
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

    Seán Baron
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you only count to three.

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    Robert Skinner
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With sharp pointy teeth. . And a mean nasty look .... ... oh I ts you so but no one wants to listen to Timothy

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for those caves!

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having had rabbits for several decades, can confirm is accurate (and have the scars to prove it)

    Forrest Hobbs
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lot of people know this (except for the millions who do...), but the pre-MacOS X Macintosh operating system from Apple contained a killer rabbit - and the Holy Hand Grenade. https://www.mackido.com/EasterEggs/Monty.html

    GalPalAl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legendary and so British

    MegDragon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the Green Gelatin with Evil Pineapple Chunks. (If anyone understands that reference please reply so we can digitally high five)

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    #98

    Science meme featuring a drawing of a mitochondrion with text about moms and dads.

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    Pandemonium
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a mitochondrial DNA joke? That's really, REALLY nerdy.

    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only DNA. Your mother gave you whole mitochondria thanks to her ovocyte.

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    Puppy Dancing!
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All people have their mom's mitochondria. Or metachlorians if you are Jedi.

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    #99

    Science meme with a single Brussels sprout and a humorous note about online shopping errors.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must say that is one of the most beautiful Brussels sprouts I've ever seen in my life, though. I love them <3

    Bi.Felicia
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too..I was one of those weird kids, who actually liked to eat all my vegetables. I love Brussel sprouts, broccoli, asparagus, spinach, green beans, ect.

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    deejak
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you weren't ordering mung bean or alfalfa sprouts!

    #100

    Pumpkin pie with math symbols in icing, showcasing a science meme.

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    Corwin 02
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who do not get it , i8∑π which is pronounced: i eight sum Pi (I ate some pie)

    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I didn't have the energy to look at it, you're saving me from a headache

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    Wait...What?
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nerdy dad has that on a shirt

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning to all Sigma Pi fraternity members about potential cannibal attacks.

    #101

    Science meme featuring pizzas stacked in an oven with the caption about societal rejection of geniuses.

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    Nadine Debard
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with my airfryer heating pizza!

    iBlank
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until all the cheese melts off into the corners of the oven

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    #102

    Rite Aid sign showing -196°F during snowstorm, creating a humorous science meme effect.

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    Corvus
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadians: "Minus 196? We should probably close the window now."

    Agfox
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelvinists seeing this pic & getting excited! (it's a science nerd joke, sorry)

    Corwin 02
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - 126 F is the coldest temp ever recorded on Earth , this must be our Mars colony

    David Morgan
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you Googled that first, it was going to annoy me not having the actual figure to compare it to. It DID seem suspiciously low, but there's a lot of snow there...

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    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glass holding the LEDs would probably shatter by now.

    Kim Constantineau
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be 'Nope' weather. I am officially hibernating.

    Amy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it a few years and this’ll be accurate :(

    ffeineandsugar
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When loose CO(2) starts solidifying into drifts....

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hat and gloves definitely needed

    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have Rite Aids in Scotland?

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    #103

    Clothing label showing size M, made of 98% wool and 8% cashmere, with a science meme twist.

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    Corwin 02
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could mean 98% wool of which 8% cashmere but the label is pre 1993 so I don't know

    TMMITW
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok. They used the metric system.

    Saint_Zipcodus
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W... what is the imperial unit for percent...?

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    LuisSD stuff
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    And they make fun of American who don't use the metric system.

    Corvus
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Percentages have nothing to do with it, BTW :P

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    #104

    Funny science meme showing Christmas lights plugged in creatively and a makeshift circuit breaker fix.

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be seeing lights pretty soon, pretty flashing red ones on the fire trucks responding to your burning house.

    LuckyL
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and judging by the second screw - that's not the first time

    Donna Peluda
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cos you hold the physical lever it won't stop the breaker from tripping. Or at least it shouldn't in the EU.

    LuisSD stuff
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a safety strip.

    #105

    A wall clock with handwritten numbers humorously altered, showcasing a science meme.

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    Lotekguy
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daylight savings time?

    Kelly Scott
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these days I have to set the clocks back. I just don't think it's gonna be today.

    Verena
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live, geographically seen, one time zone over from the one used. The sun is at South at 13h, not 12. During summer it is 14h, and many tourists from the West painfully learn, that their home rule of "be especially careful in the sun between 12 and 15" does not apply here.

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