Kittyyyyyy

Gives new meaning to feed me Seymour.

Hahaha

Good reason. Do not disturb the quackling!

Hey, stop with the wise-quacking.

Thath no way to quack the code you sthlacker!

Awwww is a ducky

My dad's cat actually damaged my math homework. But I taped it back together and it was legible, so my teacher had a good laugh about that one.

Ducking hilarious

Awe ducks can be so sweet... but there's a secret side that most don't see and once you know... it's hard to keep that from your mind when you see cute yellow fuzziness.

Oh.my.gaaawd. That is too sweet

Let it sleep.

this is a good excuse for anyone with ducklings.

... I once couldn't complete a sheet for work because I needed to scan it and the cat slept on the printer/scanner. My boss, who had required me to be on site the two weeks prior to this, although I did a project not related to anybody elses', and didn't have a single chat about work related stuff for two weeks, had caused me to be away from my cat, who loves me deeply and is downright depressed when I'm not around ... so ... serves him right. I don't mind anyway.

As a former teacher, I would definitely have excused this!!

I was studying by the river one summer, having a quick lunch before a class. A family of ducks with ducklings gathered around looking for handouts, but as soon as my lunch was finished, they went to sleep all over my books. I still have the textbook marked with duckling footprints.

Must be at the oregon ducks campus. They have ducks walking around.

Do not initiate the Quack-Ening.

That's me doing math...

Not exactly correct: As various mutations spread, the one that spreads the best is the one that limits the host's socialization the least. Making you die is the least successful. Immediately laying you up is still pretty bad. Letting you spread the microbe for a few days and then making you stay home sick works pretty well, but is problematic because it has to avoid triggering the immune system. The most successful virus spreads without ever making people sick.

Still have my $1000 end table

This is perfect! This is the easy way to reverse global warming. Use the pillow method...flip it over to the cool side.

Whatever floats your goat

Then I’m irrational (yay 2 of my favorite numbers are pi and phi)

... of a tree function?

That's a new movie...."Cat On A Bent Tin Roof"

So true add a little water and it could be as strong man event.

It's true. We have no reason to suppose a dilophosaurus would spit poison at Newman, or have a colorful neck frill. But that was put into Jurassic Park because we have little reason to suppose that they did NOT.

And then there are my house plants. 'oh you are going out for a day, I guess I will die.'

I really like flat earthers because they are a group that is completely socially acceptable to make fun of. (In a kind, big-hearted way, of course…)

🍄 i see mushrooms, i upvote 🍄

Genius GENIUS!

I... I love you algae.

I’ve always wanted one of these things, they’re entertaining to me

What about the third segment representing the crumbs? Neither eaten, nor to be eaten.

I'm going to power all of Canada

oh my god it’s beautiful

So just pondering here. Since ∞ is uncountable, does that not mean that ∞+∞=∞+1, as there is no way to count beyond infinity anyway? And by elimination, would that not mean ∞=1? Also probably I need sleep.

Hehehe

That would make me like her more lol

Also they bonded too.

You know you're in for bad time when the first page is hard

Thought so bi- 🤣

It ain't today!

I usually itch in South America.

This is why you shouldn't idolize, much less, listen to celebrities.

Dang, incest burn. 🤣

Opinion lol. Took me a minute.

Lol

Some days I feel like I could be a meme for Schrödinger’s Sanity… Broken? Unbroken?

Not the same, but back in the early 90s, I did a research paper on BSE (Mad Cow Disease). I got an A and didn't think much of it... I saw my professor at my job several months later. She said she didn't eat beef for three months after reading my paper.

yoooo my physics teacher has this hung up in his classroom

Yep

Cuteeee

Yet it feels great when it turns out you had the right answer all along and everyone else was just fighting over wrong answers

Ha! I think this one’s a typo. It was Schrödinger who had the cat. 😎😎😎 ETA: You guys are great! Thanks for not down voting me!